Amouranth wants to sell you beer made from her vaginal yeast

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[–]passionflounderPaper tiger 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

I bet it tastes fishy.

[–]Musky 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

This has been done before, I don't believe it tasted good.

https://www.maxim.com/maxim-man/worlds-first-vagina-beer-has-arrived-2016-03/

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

I don't believe it tasted good.

Her, or the beer?

[–]LordoftheFlies 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Yes.

[–]jerkwad152 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Beer that smells like surstromming? No thanks. 🤮

[–]Airbus320 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

That thot is disgusting

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Drink the thot juice, u/Airbus320.

[–]hfxB0oyA 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Are they going to call it Tasteless Cunt?

[–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

People pay for that ugly skanks bath water and farts?

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Simps gonna simp.

[–]Hematomato 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

I'd definitely drink vagina beer, I just want a higher-quality woman. Give me, like, Natasha Lyonne vagbeer. I bet that's fucking delectable.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Now we're taking, a whole selection of vagina beers to choose from!

[–]LarrySwinger2 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

detestable

FTFY.

[–]LarrySwinger2 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Keyword: wants.

[–]SMCABwhatever 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (9 children)

Don't blame the whore as much as her whore ass deserves it. Blame the simps.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

There's always a market for pussy.

[–]SMCABwhatever 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

Pussy sure, I'm in the market for pussy too, but farts in a jar, yeah not so much.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (6 children)

If people would buy my farts, I'd be a millionaire. There's less of a market for generic middle aged white guy farts.

[–]SMCABwhatever 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

I would say there is zero market for middle age white guy farts.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

What if I say they are farts created by drinking pussy yeast beer? Does this increase their market value?

[–]SMCABwhatever 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Now you're onto something. But you'd have to simp to get the beer so, you're out of luck.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Could be an opportunity for a partnership. Or the idea could put me out of business if she goes on to sell her own pussy beer farts. Or any bodily gases for that matter.

[–]SMCABwhatever 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Call her up. I'm sure she would do anything for money. She's probably so stupid you could swindle her out of her half by pointing at something shiny and running away.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

😂