Amouranth wants to sell you beer made from her vaginal yeast
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[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 6 months ago (8 children)
There's always a market for pussy.
[–]SMCABwhatever 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun - 6 months ago (7 children)
Pussy sure, I'm in the market for pussy too, but farts in a jar, yeah not so much.
[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun - 6 months ago (6 children)
If people would buy my farts, I'd be a millionaire. There's less of a market for generic middle aged white guy farts.
[–]SMCABwhatever 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 6 months ago (5 children)
I would say there is zero market for middle age white guy farts.
[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 6 months ago (4 children)
What if I say they are farts created by drinking pussy yeast beer? Does this increase their market value?
[–]SMCABwhatever 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 6 months ago (3 children)
Now you're onto something. But you'd have to simp to get the beer so, you're out of luck.
[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 6 months ago (2 children)
Could be an opportunity for a partnership. Or the idea could put me out of business if she goes on to sell her own pussy beer farts. Or any bodily gases for that matter.
[–]SMCABwhatever 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun - 6 months ago (1 child)
Call her up. I'm sure she would do anything for money. She's probably so stupid you could swindle her out of her half by pointing at something shiny and running away.
[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 6 months ago (0 children)
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