Ukraine military drafts civilian with no hands!

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[–]passionflounder 7 insightful - 9 fun7 insightful - 8 fun8 insightful - 9 fun -  (9 children)

Military leaders must be stumped at what to do with the draftee.

[–]hfxB0oyA 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (3 children)

They figured they'd take him since at least he was armed...

[–]passionflounder 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

Good for all but hand to hand combat?

[–]hfxB0oyA 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

He might have a couple of other limitations, but he can't quite put his finger on them.

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

They're at a loss, wondering why they're not winning with the blind leading the deaf.

[–]Alienhunter 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

He is a super handy capable soldier who will never be disarmed.

[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

u/site_rly_sux is coming for you

[–]Bonn1770 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

LOL I have to HAND it to you faggots, you NAILED the puns here, nobody KNUCKLED under pressure, this JOINT effort to harvest DIGITS with your funny posts has, WRIST assured made me laugh! You didn't PALM this off on some other poster, you FINGERED the one thing that makes this community great. I want to PRINT this thread out and add it to my INDEX of funny posts. Peace out. ✌️

[–]passionflounder 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Carpal diem

[–]hfxB0oyA 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'm sorry, I don't understand what you're alluding to.

[–]In-the-clouds[S] 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (62 children)

Source: https://www.economist.com/europe/2023/02/26/ukraine-finds-stepping-up-mobilisation-is-not-so-easy

Why doesn't the Ukraine government surrender and end the war? Instead, the government hunts down their own men, trying to force them to fight to the death.

It appears this man with no hands finally got out of the draft, but other men come out of this war with missing body parts.

[–]ActuallyNot 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (51 children)

Why doesn't the Ukraine government surrender and end the war?

Because that will leave Ukrainians subject to ethnic cleansing under Putin's rule.

If Russia stops fighting, the war ends. If Ukraine stops fighting, Ukraine ends.

[–]EternalSunset 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (26 children)

Because that will leave Ukrainians subject to ethnic cleansing under Putin's rule.

The overwhelming majority of Ukraine's population east of the Dnipro is already composed of Russian speaking Eastern Orthodox Christians. It's hilarious the stuff that the glowies are trying to get people to believe in now, a clear sign of desperation on their part regarding the future of this war.

[–]ActuallyNot 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (17 children)

The overwhelming majority of Ukraine's population east of the Dnipro is already composed of Russian speaking Eastern Orthodox Christians.

You're stating that a bit too strongly.. But in any case, the brutal ethnic cleansing of the remainder is objectively an outcome that needs to be resisted.

It's hilarious the stuff that the glowies are trying to get people to believe in now, a clear sign of desperation on their part regarding the future of this war.

If disapproving of the annexation of neighbouring countries by force defines "glowie", you'll find most people are glowies.

[–]EternalSunset 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (16 children)

But in any case, the brutal ethnic cleansing of the remained is objectively an outcome that needs to be resisted.

  1. Nobody here is retarded enough to think that is going to happen, not even you.
  2. Ukraine has declared a war on Russian culture and language in 2014 (they are literally burning books now) and I didn't see atlantist media or shills like you complaining about that.

BTW, why are you replying to me twice?

[–]ActuallyNot 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Nobody here is retarded enough to think that is going to happen, not even you.

It's been happening in the occupied regions.

https://www.usip.org/publications/2022/09/russia-committing-genocide-ukraine

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/russia-ukraine-war-news-children-taken-to-reeducation-camps-report/

https://www.hrw.org/news/2022/04/03/ukraine-apparent-war-crimes-russia-controlled-areas

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/world/evidence-of-russian-war-crimes-mounts-as-invasion-of-ukraine-drags-on

Ukraine has declared a war on Russian culture and language in 2014

This is a much more metaphorical war than the one in which Russia annexed Crimea in 2014.

It is not accompanied by genocide, torture, rape nor the abduction of children.

I didn't see atlantist media or shills like you complaining about that.

It's a matter of degrees. Protecting and promoting the Ukrainian language in Ukraine is a small defence against the cultural destruction being committed by the invaders.

BTW, why are you replying to me twice?

Sorry. Can't see the double reply. Which ones are you talking about?

[–]EternalSunset 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

It is not accompanied by genocide, torture, rape nor the abduction of children.

14.000 dead russophone residents of Donbass beg to disagree.

[–]ActuallyNot 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Nobody here is retarded enough to think that happened, not even you.

14,000 includes only about 3,400 civilians.

It was the russian-backed forces doing most of the abductions and beatings of civilians. And the targetted killings.

https://www.hrw.org/news/2014/05/23/ukraine-anti-kiev-forces-running-amok

Russophones had peace until the Russian invasion: https://twitter.com/HannaLiubakova/status/1498366887683624962?t=5gFdtgTlrtyIB2B3tLyXDg&s=19

[–]Alienhunter 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

During the initial war reaction I had a bunch of people trying to give me shade for listening to Tchaikovsky because it was unpatriotic or some shit. Like bitch please. If you're going to cancel a long dead composer from 200 years ago find something useful to get outraged at. Like why don't you go tell at the french to change their flag to look less Russian or some equally retarded shit. Or go shake down the Canadian restaurant for daring to serve Poutine.

[–]Site_rly_sux 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

R/iamverysmart

[–]Site_rly_sux 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (10 children)

Oh look, you're accidentally repeating fake rashist propaganda again. A total accident, I'm sure.

https://www.newsweek.com/fact-check-has-ukraine-banned-19-million-russian-books-its-libraries-1779446

Ukraine have every right to disassociate themselves with the culture of the occupier muscovites.

No muscovite ever set foot in lviv until 1944

There is no letter i in the muscovite alphabet

Lviv and all of Ukraine has its own culture and language and they deserve to promote that. Do you know what happens if you try and teach Ukrainian in a muscovite school? A 15 year sentence. What about if you try to teach tartar or Kamchat or sibir?

Would you like to take a guess what happens if you try to teach native tartar or Kamchat or sibir in a muscovite school

Guess

[–]brimshae 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

literally citing an article with "fact-check" in the name from a corpo news site

Redditor go home.

[–]Site_rly_sux 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

So it's going to be really easy for you to say what they got wrong

Really easy

Any second now in fact

....

Edit - I found the original primary source information here

https://saidit.net/s/Antiwar/comments/aiz5/ukraine_military_drafts_civilian_with_no_hands/11izy

Something you could have done if you weren't such a fake truth seeker

[–]brimshae 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

Sure, we'll talk on reddit. I'll see you over there.

[–]Site_rly_sux 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Here's the original source in case you missed it which totally aligns with what I said

https://www.rada.gov.ua/news/news_kom/232711.html

You'll notice how the Voltaire article was almost completely invented fake news Z propaganda

Something which you also could have checked if you weren't such a sheep

[–]EternalSunset 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

They haven't banned russian culture and they are right to ban russian culture

Very good double-think. +5 social credit score to u

Also, apparently ABC news and the ukrainian government are engaged in russian propaganda now lol

[–]Site_rly_sux 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's a strawman strategy that you're using. You're drawing a fake line between what I actually said, versus a fake story which you can disprove.

Let's take this step by step so everyone can see your lies.

  1. You said "they're literally burning books now"

  2. Your statement was a hyperlink to a fake news story.

  3. The fake news story said that in "May 2022, the Ukrainian Ministry of Culture and Information Policy issued" an order "to destroy at least 100 million books that convey evil"

  4. This was fake news. First of all the number 100 million was conjured out of thin air by propagandists.

  5. It's not burning. No books are being destroyed as part of this initiative. Here's what happened. The government, which doesn't control libraries, recommended that libraries stop repurchasing soviet books when the currently circulating copies get too old. It's fake news propaganda

  6. Here's the original source https://www.rada.gov.ua/news/news_kom/232711.html

  7. Then you linked to a tweet from February a few weeks ago, dated the eve of the anniversary.

  8. It was a fake technique to link all these things

  9. Ukrainians have every right to reject ruzzian culture, the muscovite orcish culture of the rapist occupier

  10. If you really care then account for this....but you can't because your a faker propagandist

https://gur.gov.ua/content/okupatsiini-viiska-vyluchaiut-ta-znyshchuiut-ukrainsku-literaturu-ta-pidruchnyky-istorii.html

In the libraries of the temporarily occupied territories of Luhansk, Donetsk, Chernihiv and Sumy regions, Ukrainian historical and literary literature, which does not correspond to the postulates of Kremlin propaganda, began to be confiscated. Russian "military police" units were involved for this. Currently, in addition to repressive ones, they perform the so-called "ideological functions".

Police officers are most interested in books on the history of Ukrainian Maidans, ATO/OOS, and the history of Ukrainian liberation struggles. "Extremist" literature includes school textbooks on the history of Ukraine, scientific and popular historical literature.

The occupiers have a whole list of forbidden names. Among them: Mazepa, Petliura, Bandera, Shukhevich, Chornovil. In the cities of Kreminna, Rubizhne (Luhansk region), Horodnya (Chernihiv region), there are known cases of seizure of the book "The Case of Vasyl Stus" by Vakhtang Kipiani.

Found books are removed, destroyed on the spot or taken to an unknown destination.

destroyed #on #the #spot

How much do you care about culture now rashist

[–]Site_rly_sux 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

The overwhelming majority

140+ countries who voted in the UN general assembly agreed that this is a fake propaganda lie

Only 5 countries agreed with you and all five have a literal ministry of truth propaganda organ. So what does that make you, rashist? It makes you a sheep. Baa baa sheep. Let us know when you wake up and take the red pill

[–]EternalSunset 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

US government:
*controls NATO and makes them vote as a block
*brainwashes the world via direct control of most of the media
*bullies third world countries to vote against Russia under threat of sanctions and other punishments

Some online paid shill:
"See, democracy has spoken."

[–]brimshae 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

See also: "All the doctors agree with us because we told social media to ban the ones who spoke out."

[–]1Icemonkey 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah, our government is a bunch of jewish criminals.

[–]Dregan 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

This ^

[–]Site_rly_sux 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Huh weird how your perspective is exactly aligned with the ministry of truth of Belarus Syria, muscovy, China, Iran, Eritrea and north Korea.

Isn't that a bit curious how your fake paranoid views ended up so closely aligned with the ministry of truth for all these totalitarian countries

There shouldn't be such overlaps in the circles, if it was random chance. Instead this venn diagram is just one circle: your fake paranoid views and the propaganda put out by the Z

[–]EternalSunset 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Nah friend, I have an actual career. Btw, I'm telling you one last time to get a proper job. Those years of experience are going to be worth jack shit on your curriculum after they automate your job away to AI.

[–]Site_rly_sux 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You have no idea what I do for a living

But even though you're quite rude and a rashist genocide denier, I still extend the same offer to you as everyone else here.

Let's video call and I'll show you what I do for a living. Then you won't have to wonder. But if you're not going to take me up on it then shut the fuck up about me working for whichever imaginary agency

Why don't YOU account for the fact that you keep repeating fakes. How come you let yourself type such fakes as

  • us controls NATO

  • it makes them (how?) vote (where?) in a bloc

  • it controls (how?) most (?) of the world's media

You clearly dont have a clear picture of this in your head. What the hell are you talking about? Where is US making NATO vote as a bloc?

Motha fucker I would love it if US would make NATO vote in a bloc.

Erdogan would be out

Orban would be out

Georgia and Armenia would be in

Aircraft carrier in the black sea

Finland and Sweden into NATO already

Give me the world where USA controls NATO. It's much preferable than this one.

Just shows how little you even grasp what you're talking about. In amidst repeating rashist fakes and tankie Z propaganda

[–]iamonlyoneman 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (11 children)

Because it would mean the clown-president would be killed for allowing secrets only known to ukranians to get out LMAO it's the most corrupt western nation do you really think they'r enot trying to keep skellies hiding in the closet with this war

[–]ActuallyNot 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (10 children)

You don't have to make up speculative reasons. Avoiding brutal ethnic cleansing is more than enough reason to fight.

Being invaded is enough reason to fight.

[–]iamonlyoneman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (9 children)

avoiding brutal ethnic cleansing . . . like what Russia said was one of their main reasons for launching the SMO?

[–]ActuallyNot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

Yeah. The Russians propaganda machine lied about that.

Russians aren't necessarily supportive of Russia. They had a home and they had security in Ukraine.

https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2022/03/20/latvia-russian-support-putin-war-00018585

[–]iamonlyoneman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

now they have a home in Russia since the annexation!

[–]ActuallyNot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

Current global consensus is, much like those in Crimea, they have a home in Ukraine.

[–]iamonlyoneman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

international opinion is superior to self-determination

keep yourself safe

[–]ActuallyNot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

It's stretching "self-determination" to cover being invaded and annexed by a foreign power.

[–]brimshae 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (11 children)

Or..... the grift and money laundering will end.

[–]ActuallyNot 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (10 children)

Most people would relate the war to the invasion. The line of causality is pretty clear:

Russia massed troops on the border.
Russia invaded attempting to take Kyiv.
This started the war.

But let's hear your opinion. What grift and laundering do you think is intimately involved in the war?

[–]brimshae 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (9 children)

Any possible answer would depend on you to explain why Zelensky grifting money from other corrupt politicians and Russia invading for any reason are mutually exclusive.

Those reasons for invasion can include things like Putin thumbing his nose at the West, him wanting to take territory from people that told Russia to fuck off decades ago (secession is a human right, BTW), or any other number of things. His reason for doing so is completely irrelevant, TBH.

[–]ActuallyNot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

secession is a human right, BTW

You might be mistaken about that.

You can't get out of local tax and pollution laws by declaring your house independent. If you want to leave a country, you have to move.

[–]brimshae 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

It's a human right. Doesn't mean the law's right. The law's wrong on a lot of things.

[–]ActuallyNot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

Oh you think everyone who doesn't want to obey some regulation or pay some land tax should be able to declare themselves independent?

[–]brimshae 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

If they can get away with it...

[–]ActuallyNot 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

So it's only a human right if they can get away with it?

[–]Site_rly_sux 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (9 children)

Why doesn't muscovy surrender and end the war? They're losing and ukraine is winning. Why would Ukraine surrender?

Edit - https://i.redd.it/bu7q64tojxna1.jpg

[–]iamonlyoneman 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

watch this victory go nowhere in 2 weeks

[–]Site_rly_sux 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

Holding ground sufficient that the war goes nowhere in the Kyiv direction....is a victory for Ukraine.

Every day more himars. More leopards and bradleys. Another cohort from the UK or Spanish training camps. Another drone or ambulance arriving... every day is a victory.

[–]Dregan 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

every day is a victory'

Send more billions please...

[–]iamonlyoneman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

damn you really are this dumb huh? Holhols are being "trained" for a few weeks after being literally snatched off the street, and plonked down in a trench without ammunition. The Russians then send them an artillery shell and a replacement uke is needed. Lather rinse repeat they are down at LEAST a million men killed or wounded and the ukranian army have literally resorted to enlisting disabled people to fluff up their cannon fodder.

[–]Site_rly_sux 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Wow sounds like it will just be a 3 day operation then. You couldn't possibly be wrong about it. After all, you feel so sure

[–]iamonlyoneman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

right i forgot

every day is a victory

LOL

[–]Site_rly_sux 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Every day more himars. More leopards and bradleys. Another cohort from the UK or Spanish training camps. Another drone or ambulance arriving...

Just look

https://old.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/comments/11u54y2/a_large_column_of_american_oshkosh_matvs_is/

You are right to "lol"

I see many videos just like this every day

Because the greatest army since world war.2 is being assembled against the Z

And every day is a victory

[–]iamonlyoneman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

greatest army of senior citizens and cripples who can't read the labels on cold-war era surplus donated weapons

[–]Site_rly_sux 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Wow in that case it should be a super easy three day operation

[–]Site_rly_sux 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

Wow you'd almost think they're under invasion and fascist occupation with 250k+ dead and filtrationed civilians already from a literal orcish rapist horde of mongol and muscovite tartars

[–]scryforhelp 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

FASCIIIIIISTS REEEEEEEEEE

[–]Site_rly_sux 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Do you want to go down the checklist

[–]Musky 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Dude... they're just fighting cause we installed a government we can control and are bribing the fuck out of their leaders to spend the lives of their countrymen. It's so sad. I support it, but I at least realize how shitty it is what we're doing.

Would you want to be drafted and die fighting Russia because it is in the interests of the United States?

[–]Site_rly_sux 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That's absolutely false though. You have come to believe a ministry of truth falsehood because you're a sheep

Edit- actually you and I already debated your evidence and we found (and patched) a bug in your runtime code.

Remember how it turned out that you believed that if duckduckgo returned any results for a text string, then the string must be true. Remember how I disabused you of that fake notion. It was a debate on this exact topic and it turned out you didn't actually have any evidence. So why are you still repeating a lie, which we've examined together in detail and shown was totally baseless

[–]bucetao6969 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Russia military is drawing pre-18 teenagers.

I wonder what the grown up men will do with those teenagers in the camp. They're already pretty open to raping ukraine civilians as a war tactic.

[–]sdnmgb 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

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