If you leave your bone conduction headphones on in the forest when no one is there to hear them, do they still make sound?

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[–]passionflounder 4 insightful - 7 fun4 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Is this a bone us question?

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    [–]grassfed 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (8 children)

    No one cares anymore.

    The US used to be a moral peaceful free country with a balanced budget, but today it is a bankrupt immoral warmongering police state.

    All the rules have changed.

    You might get arrested for loitering, but just stand on any street corner and watch how many drivers use mobile phones while driving, have unbuckled seatbelts, litter, speed, run redlights, and eat to see the decline.

    Since everything is illegal, no cares about breaking the law because even existing is a crime now.

    You can blame blacks and illegal immigrants for lawbreaking, but white people break the law, too.

    Why obey the law if the government doesn't?

    Good men don't need laws.

    Bad men won't obey laws.

    [–]Goingoutforawalk 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

    When you have 10,000 rules and regulations you destroy all respect for the law.

    [–]grassfed 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    u/inuma would agree

    [–]bucetao6969 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    look at his post history.

    [–]grassfed 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    What is pot history?

    [–]LarrySwinger2 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

    Why has this bot still not been banned? /u/Canbot can you ban?

    [–]superbug 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Canbot is in my stomach now

    [–]Canbot 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    Alas I have no such power.

    [–]LarrySwinger2 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    More like Can'tbot.

    [–]IkeConn 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

    Nope. Not unless you leave them on a pile of bones so the bones can conduct the sound. Everybody knows that.

    [–]YoMamma 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

    Yes - when a forest fire makes them go 'pop' and melt at the time Big Corp clears the forrest to make cow pastures.

    [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

    The prophet Saint Kaczynski warned me this would happen. Are you ready to help me bring down industrial society now?

    [–]YoMamma 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    you betcha

    (re. Big Corp & lobbyists; no scientists or innocent folks )

    [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Good news, we don't need to kill anyone, just destroy every trace of industrial technology

    [–]twolanterns 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    bone conduction sounds like something from a ron jeremy movie

    [–]smsfree 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    strangely yes..

    [–]Scolias 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    They will conduct headphones through your anus bones.

    [–]Mcheetah 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    "That's a condition called Bonus Eruptus!" - Dr. Nick Rivera