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99 red balloons - English lyrics (youtu.be)

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I went to a party with so-called "close friends", had an odd night where I felt exposed to dangerous ideals, and observed disturbing things, and now *my life* is upside down and *I'm* betrayed. (self.conspiracy)

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What's a movie you could rave and gush about for LIFE that you 1000% recommend despite others maybe/often underrating it? And I wanna hear it's importance to you! (self.Movies)

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Seems odd when A man is arrested at New Mexico compound was training kids to commit school shootings, court documents say (Not personally researched yet, take with grain of salt) by baal in conspiracy

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I have to say it... it's fox news!! Look at allllll the lovely scary buzzwords for us. Lol and it's just casually posted under "crime"... Like "ohhh you know, there was a robbery and a death camp in town this week"...If indeed there are major things like this...why the eff is lil betty sue writing about it like la-ti-da, moving along now... it's because what's really going on is worse.

Where riots will break out because there's no more water: Map reveals the hotspots for conflict over depleted supplies in the next 100 years by SundogsPlace in SundogsPlace

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'Hydro political issues' like globalism, colonialism, and crony greed

The banana is dying. The race is on to reinvent it before it's too late by Mnemonic in environment

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My immediate genuine reaction of "omg no I love bananas" shows 3 things: 1) I really love bananas a lot 2) enough to "worry" about this simply by the headline 3) which I think was the first thing to really slip by my hardened shell of immediate skepticism in a while, lol...I know lots of shit is going really bad in the world, but it's not every day I fear for my lifestyle...

If it's true, oh well, I've heard humans have similar DNA to bananas so they'll probably just start harvesting us to create 'nanas ;-P

PS I'm not sharing my banana nice cream recipes because then you guys will eat all my bananas

PPS jk -- freeze chunked (and then mashed in the bag for best results) bananas for like a day or less and then experiment by blending in (or if you're me just lazily smooshing in) delicious milks like protein nutmilk and powders like powdered pb or strawb carnation, or whatever tf makes you happy because this treat will!!! So yummy lol

Bayer/Monsanto's RoundUp (Glyphosate) has been found in the froot loops of Kellogs before. by HibikiBlack in conspiracy

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The only thing OK about this is how proper "the froot loops of Kellogs" sounds, it really brings a level of class and imagery to the whole thing

How Will Police Solve Murders on Mars? (Yes, that's really the article) by Vigte in space

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Interplanetary future fear mongering, what WILL they think of next?

2 tons of cocaine with United Russia’s logo seized in Belgium by useless_aether in WorldNews

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It kinda sounds like Austin Powers set them up

You fucking retards actually downvote this shit? by Alberto in whatever

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I'm just confused because this site doesn't even have downvotes as far as I understand it... But feeeeeeeeel better!! PS For the record, I do not vote because the choices were/are shit lol

81% of economists predict recession in 2020-2021 by magnora7 in finance

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Ohhh ok, thank you! then I guess I should have just lumped my thoughts together because "they" already designed it to overheat lol

How the US Government Tried to Troll Me – Chris Kelsey by baal in Collusion

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Lollll amongst other thoughts while reading it, mine included "mr. kelsey, it sounds to me like in your tales, you're being an idiot, and people are treating you like an idiot, I don't see a conspiracy here." :D

Quitting Instagram: She’s one of the millions disillusioned with social media. But she also helped create it. by Mnemonic in Internet

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Yeah so I didn't finish the article, but I call BS... pretty confident I can say she "got sick of" IG for reasons more like these or a combination of these: 1) IG 'lost intimacy' for her because she lost her friends 2) she got salty because she helped make the app and still only had 20,000 followers 3) boy trouble, nuff said. and/or 4) selling out didn't pan out

I love this Buju Banton song "Untold Stories" (youtu.be)

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Me coming back to saidit after being busy and gone for a bit, trying to figure out what is happening. by Goober_notorious2 in AntiExtremes

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I'm aware. My inner Phoebe though is apparently skewed towards "anti-refugee" sooo I'll see myself out while pretending I made a witty joke linking my paranoia to immigration and back to me hiding in anti-extremes not making jokes about immigration because I am paranoid.

Me coming back to saidit after being busy and gone for a bit, trying to figure out what is happening. (youtu.be)

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The Jonestown Massacre: A Horrific Tavistock-Style Brainwashing Experiment by dragonslayer in conspiracy

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Check out the Jim Jones episode of the podcast Those Conspiracy Guys! :) (and then, if you're like me, find yourself listening to every episode they have numerous times loll)

99 red balloons - English lyrics by Goober_notorious2 in music

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I debated which one to post. The original is my OG fave too, but I recently (re?)discovered this version, and I love it as well. And, with my lacking in musical knowledge, I am genuinely impressed at how well the English version actually did turn out, and, also leading me to post it in English, I thought maybe there are some who didn't know the message and who do now :)

Asia Argento, Harvey Weinstein accuser & Anthony Bourdain's ex, just settled to pay child actor Jimmy Bennett $380,000 after allegedly sexually assaulting him in hotel room in 2013 by magnora7 in news

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I respectfully disagree :)

81% of economists predict recession in 2020-2021 by magnora7 in finance

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Interesting... But, I kinda found this part weird:

"62% of the survey respondents indicated an overheating economy tied with the tightening of the Federal Reserve interest rates as reasons things will get worse."

Mkay a) "overheating econony"? What even is that lol, describing it that way makes it sound obviously bad... but, it just sounds like a shitty excuse...the capitalists whining about too much consuming? Ok....

And, b) this feels meant to both discourage change/approval of change (here re: the fed) and discourage attention to the fed's interest rates... while also kinda acknowledging recessions are inevitable overall

In A Time When Free Speech Is Under Attack: It's Time to Stop Using the 'Fire in a Crowded Theater' Quote. by baal in censorship

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I liked this article! The very end satisfied me but I had to read it twice to make sure. My thoughts on the quote ("The most stringent protection of free speech would not protect a man in falsely shouting fire in a theatre and causing a panic."): Talk shit, get hit :P jk...

I like the idea of things just balancing out with words if allowed to. Justice is greater than law.

Seems odd when A man is arrested at New Mexico compound was training kids to commit school shootings, court documents say (Not personally researched yet, take with grain of salt) by baal in conspiracy

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I thought I was done, but I'm not :D

"Wahhaj’s family background was already controversial prior to his arrest."

Ummm no fucking shit!! If these are facts, we kept him here and let this happen... but how lucky our nice gov is gonna step up and save us now.....oh wait they're busy running their own...

Seems odd when A man is arrested at New Mexico compound was training kids to commit school shootings, court documents say (Not personally researched yet, take with grain of salt) by baal in conspiracy

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Even if this is factual (then yes of course it's horrible), it's still being spread for propaganda/fear mongering/race blame etc. and conveniently distracts from the way more powerful, "secret", and controlling people committing these same crimes bigger scale...but if we pay attention to these bumbling idiots, maybe we'll forget about the elite's crimes...? I won't.

Democrats Liberals ANTIFA harassing normal working people by useless_aether in communismwatch

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Lol fair enough, I was mostly kidding ;P I like the beauty in things too

The Aurora Shooting: James Holmes’ Strange Psychiatric Interview by dragonslayer in conspiracy

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I came back here like: duhhh I'm an idiot we're totally leaving people out. I can't think of them but I won't google it, I'm gonna be stubborn

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