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[–]hfxB0oyA 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (21 children)

Cool. Here's mine:

Genre: Informal
Female = 305
Male = 663
Difference = 358; 68.49%
Verdict: MALE

The formal analysis is hilarious:
Verdict: Weak MALE
Weak emphasis could indicate European.

[–]jet199Instigatrix 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (17 children)

In the UK it's pretty common for gays to say their gaydar just doesn't work on European men.

[–]LarrySwinger2 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (16 children)

Why does the UK not count itself as part of Europe...?

[–]TitsAndWhiskey 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

For one thing, there’s a channel separating them from the mainland. For another, the question of whether or not those isles should be a part of Europe has been in dispute for… let’s say a good long while now, often with some displeasing results.

[–]doginventer 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (11 children)

We are protestants.

[–]LarrySwinger2 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (6 children)

So are we, the Dutch. But we all inherit our culture from the Greek and Judeo-Christian traditions, so we might as well acknowledge a common identity.

[–]doginventer 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Judeo-christianity is an anachronism. Jews are defined as those who don’t believe in the Messiah and who have abrogated the Torah.

[–]LarrySwinger2 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

By whom?

[–]doginventer 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Jews:

Talmudic Dictatorship in Israel In Progress - INL [20.07] https://odysee.com/@IsraeliNewsLive:a/Talmudic-Dictatorship-in-Israel-In-Progress:d

Netanyahu's Talmudic Coalition Wins and Danger it Represents - INL [24.17]
https://odysee.com/@IsraeliNewsLive:a/new-movie-(10).movie:5 Today represents the first step toward installment of official Talmudic religious dictatorship in the state of Israel as the Knesset passes law to weaken the Supreme court and strengthen the rabbinic religious courts. It is a sad day for all non-religious Israelis, Arabs and Christians living in Israel. The democracy in Israel is the thing of the past and the new religious rule has begun. Ben Gvir who is one of the many members of the coalition brings with him the Meir Kahane philosophy of anti-gentilism and Jewish supremacy. Netanyahu is linked to the “Rebbe” of Chabad organization and is given a “key” to bring in the “Messiah”. Question is… is this the true Christ or false Christ coming. I think we know the answer to that question.

[–]jet199Instigatrix 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

We really don't inherit very much from greek culture in North West Europe

[–]LarrySwinger2 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Only the theatre, philosophy, literature, the Olympics, and the rule of law. Indirectly they gave us our judicial system altogether (via the Romans) and Christianity (which is rooted in Platonism).

[–]jet199Instigatrix 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

All of which developed separately in north west Europe and the greek influence only came in later at the end of the middle ages with much misinterpretation.

And English common law is not influenced by Roman law.

[–]LarrySwinger2 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Wait, was that a joke?

[–]doginventer 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Sadly :(

[–]LarrySwinger2 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

We all tell unfunny jokes now and then. Let me pat your back.

[–]doginventer 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It’ll take a great deal more than a pat on the back to extricate any if us from the EU joke, but the UK has at least tried.

[–]jet199Instigatrix 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

We do, except for how queer acting all you continentals are.

[–]William_World 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

their ruling family monarchy is german and they still deny it from WWI and II.

[–]jet199Instigatrix 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Can you link to someone denying it?

[–]IMissPorn 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Hey I'm a weak male too!! Wait... WTF is that supposed to mean?

[–]LarrySwinger2 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

You're very strong for not caving in to porn.

[–]TitsAndWhiskey 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Ah, fuck.

[–]Tom_BombadilBombadildo 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Try it on socks and his alts

[–]Musky[S] 7 insightful - 9 fun7 insightful - 8 fun8 insightful - 9 fun -  (0 children)

It says he's not human.... weird.

[–]jet199Instigatrix 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure more than one person uses his logins so you won't get a clear picture.

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

Vulptex is a dude.

[–]Musky[S] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Yes, but he really wants to be a girl fox.

[–]Airbus320 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

😮

[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

That was based on 17 words. With enough words it basically says I'm half and half.

Then again, it seems everyone's result gets closer to 50% the more words you input, I wonder why...

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I wonder what it would say for me.

[–]LarrySwinger2 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Run it on /u/detarame

Edit: this way we can finally detarame their gender.

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

She doesn't has written enough comments to test.

[–]Vulptex 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

It doesn't work. If you take different samples from the same person, you get different results every time. And I mean it can swing from 100% one way or the other.

My guess is it's based on sexist stereotypes, so of course it's not grounded in reality.

[–]Musky[S] 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun -  (1 child)

Maybe you are... gender fluid 😂

When I ran yours with more data last night male and female were really close. http://midi.moe/f/wvpre.png

[–]Vulptex 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

With close to 2,000 words I'm not surprised. My guess is the bigger sample you give it, the weaker the results will be, because like most things in the media these days it's just clickbait. Maybe it can pick up on a handful of very light trends, but even the slightest push would throw it off. Especially somewhere like saidit, where literally nobody is normal enough to fit into standard psychology and sociology. And I also have trouble believing it isn't influenced by the modern "men bad women good" bias.

When people were telling me I write like a woman they meant more along the lines of bothering to use punctuation and proper grammar, because apparently men don't. I don't really buy it because I haven't observed that myself, but quite a few people have assumed I'm female because of it. Now that I think of it, the people who tell me that are mostly 10+ years older than me, so they probably escaped a lot of the hell that is modern school English classes. Maybe it's different for them. But personally I almost always think everyone is male until I found out otherwise.

[–]hfxB0oyA 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

[–]Vulptex 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

That doesn't make it a good reason.

[–]jet199Instigatrix 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Facts aren't good or bad, they just are.

[–]gloomy_bear 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

What's the tool called? I usually get read as male when I do those text copy and paste things although I'm female 🤔

[–]DrRaccoon 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Dr. Raccoon - Verdict: Ubermensch, 100% 🧐

[–]Musky[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

[–]NastyWetSmear 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Hey, sweet! Run it on us. I'd love to know what cyber genitals I have.

[–]Musky[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Here's yours:

Genre: Informal
Female = 320
Male = 481
Difference = 161; 60.04%
Verdict: MALE

[–]NastyWetSmear 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Well blow me down! AND blow my cyber penis!

[–]karma_police 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

As usual you are bullying other users because you're an imbecile with absolutely nothing else to do but drink and harass virtual strangers, and of course you are only 61% male.

[–]SMCABwhatever 13 insightful - 14 fun13 insightful - 13 fun14 insightful - 14 fun -  (0 children)

I ran my fatfuck pussy faggot detector on you.

Genre: Fatfuck Pussy Faggot

Non Fat Fuck Pussy Faggot = 0

Total Fat Fuck Pussy Faggot = 1,928,919,910

Difference = a fuckton of fatfuck pussy faggot

Verdict: Total fucking useless fat fuck pussy faggot apologist

[–]Musky[S] 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Bullying? Did you wake up extra retarded today, Socks?

[–]EternalSunset 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Genre: Informal
Female = 98
Male = 37
Difference = -61; 27.4%
Verdict: FEMALE

[–]Alphix 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Is this right?

[–]EternalSunset 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

You'll have to ask xher.

[–]jet199Instigatrix 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Genre: Informal Female = 226 Male = 709 Difference = 483; 75.82% Verdict: MALE

Genre: Formal Female = 495 Male = 467 Difference = -28; 48.54% Verdict: Weak FEMALE

Weak emphasis could indicate European.

[–]AceTank 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Interesting to say the least...

[–]Alphix 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

Mine here, using quite a few of my longer comments:

Total words: 1015

Genre: Informal Female = 1103 Male = 1840 Difference = 737; 62.52% Verdict: MALE

Genre: Formal Female = 688 Male = 1398 Difference = 710; 67.01% Verdict: MALE

[–]Musky[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

I copied people's comments into https://hackerfactor.com/GenderGuesser.php#Analyze and it does the rest. You're supposed to do 300 words at least so I have to copy a bunch of comments.

Here's yours: http://midi.moe/f/yktga.png

[–]gloomy_bear 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Oops I just now saw that at the bottom

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Is there an easy way to copy? Or are you on a PC doing this the hrd way?

[–]Musky[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Worse, I'm on a phone doing this the hard way. I'm sure it could be automated but that'd take even longer overall.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

How can you do it on a phone? How do you copy and paste? Into what…?

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I copy the comments from a person's profile into https://hackerfactor.com/GenderGuesser.php#Analyze

[–]DirewolfGhost 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Thats cool. Do me!

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

[–]DirewolfGhost 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

What is the difference between formal and informal? Apparently I'm a weak European male informally but I ascend to godlike male status when writing formally.

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This Gender Guesser system is heavily based on the Gender Genie. In particular, the word lists and weights are reproduced from the Gender Genie. The Gender Guesser extends the interpretation of informal writing to work on blogs and chat-room messages, and combines formal writing styles (fiction, non-fiction, essays, news reports, etc.). It also looks for weak emphasis -- used to distinguish European English from American English. In general, if the difference between male and female weight values is not significant (a "weak" score), then the author could be European. This is because the weight matrix is biased for distinguishing genders in American English.