ColonizationInclusiveness Training

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[–]Femaleisnthateful 36 insightful - 18 fun36 insightful - 17 fun37 insightful - 18 fun -  (4 children)

'Half the public secretly identifies as LGBT$!%&@...."

No shit, who isn't included?

[–]denverkrisMy pronouns are Vodka?/Yes!/please 17 insightful - 7 fun17 insightful - 6 fun18 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

I mean, it's "inclusiveness" training. Don't want to leave anyone out.

[–]ChodeSandwichtender and moist 15 insightful - 4 fun15 insightful - 3 fun16 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

I tried to picture that and came away with a straight, monogamous white person who adheres to sex roles 100% of the time, wants to fuck on sight and also doesn't support LGB or T. This is the stupidest brain teaser I've ever done.

[–]ArthnoldManacatsaman🇬🇧🌳🟦 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

It's not the best crossword, I'll give them that...

[–]PenseePansyBio-Sex or Bust 12 insightful - 1 fun12 insightful - 0 fun13 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

'Half the public secretly identifies as LGBT$!%&@...."

No shit, who isn't included?

Actual LGB people.

[–]sunzzy 24 insightful - 5 fun24 insightful - 4 fun25 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

I'm sorry, why the fuck is allies included? Ally is not a sexuality. Questioning is also not a gender or sexuality, As far as I know intersex people do not consider themselves LGBT What's the difference between transsexual and transgender? Demisexual is just being a normal person Genderqueer doesn't exist and two-spirit sounds like a severe mental illness to me Polyamorous is not a sexuality , most are straight, and I don't want to be grouped together with a bunch of sluts who can't settle down I'm yet to hear the actual difference between bisexual and pansexual...

So what does that leave.. oh yeah...

THE ORIGINAL FUCKING ACRONYM!

[–]PenseePansyBio-Sex or Bust 8 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I'm yet to hear the actual difference between bisexual and pansexual...

It's that "bisexual" is a sexual orientation, meaning attraction to biological sex (both of them, in this case)... and thus hopelessly un-woke. Bio-sex/men and women, indeed! WHAT ABOUT TRANS??? Gender being irrelevant to your sexuality = exclusionary!!! REEEEE

Hence bisexuality's TRA-mandated replacement: "pansexual". Attraction to... "gender". However the hell THAT works (spoiler: it doesn't). Every last wacky one of 'em! Including those that aren't yet even a gleam in some 13-year-old Tumblrite's eye! So: NOT a sexual orientation, then. Or, yanno, real. But hey, it's woke AF, and that's what really counts after all.

So, in a nutshell: bisexual: sexual orientation = real & unwoke; pansexual: NOT a sexual orientation = make-believe & woke.

[–]fuck_reddit 24 insightful - 1 fun24 insightful - 0 fun25 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Ah yes, the "LGBT Community" which includes: bigamists, six words for straight people, an ethnic "third gender" that is really just meant to get rid of gay men, and a group that is ALWAYS included in the acronym against their will. How progressive. Also wtf, half of the "public" is not "LGBT."

[–]loveSloaneSuperDuperBi 22 insightful - 4 fun22 insightful - 3 fun23 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

When did “intersex” and “allies” become sexualities?

[–]yousaythosethingsFind and Replace "gatekeeping" with "having boundaries" 20 insightful - 5 fun20 insightful - 4 fun21 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

We need to be more inclusive of people who are into threesomes. We need to be more inclusive people who want us in their threesomes. We need to be more inclusive of people who are into threesomes with themselves because they are trigender. We need to be more inclusive of people with age identities that are different from their actual years on this planet. It really feels like we're finally reaching the cusp of just outright adding in the pedos, er, I'm sorry, minor-attracted people. JFC end me.

This is why I'm in the closet at work. This is so humiliating. Woke diversity trainings are so fucking embarrassing. They refuse to mention women or sex and focus on stupid bullshit like "gender expression." No. No one has a legally-protected personality. AND WE'RE LAWYERS. It's also even more difficult to tell who else thinks this is nuts and who is nodding along and taking notes because we're remote indefinitely. So instead I'm screaming alone in my home.

[–]chazzstrong 16 insightful - 11 fun16 insightful - 10 fun17 insightful - 11 fun -  (2 children)

...that acronym sounds like the written sound effect for a belch.

[–]fuck_reddit 8 insightful - 9 fun8 insightful - 8 fun9 insightful - 9 fun -  (1 child)

I just thought the person typing it had a stroke when they got to that part./s

[–]PenseePansyBio-Sex or Bust 4 insightful - 7 fun4 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Inclusiveness: Stutterer's Edition

[–]RedEyedWarriorGay | Male | 🇮🇪 Irish 🇮🇪 | Antineoliberal | Cocks are Compulsory 19 insightful - 1 fun19 insightful - 0 fun20 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This is what makes people continue to hate gay people.

[–]OPPRESSED_REPTILIANIntersex male | GNC | Don't call me "a gay", "twink" or "queen" 16 insightful - 1 fun16 insightful - 0 fun17 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Hi, as an intersex guy, please "exclude" me. I do not wish to be part of this "woke" bullshit. My genetic health condition does not exist for you to spread your propaganda with.

If I saw this poster in real life I would come with a bright red marker and vandalize it with my flaming homosexual intersex anger. Probably something like "Intersex people aren't your pawns, and we lack the right to bodily autonomy in almost every country on Earth but you don't care about that" gets the message across.

[–]yousaythosethingsFind and Replace "gatekeeping" with "having boundaries" 12 insightful - 6 fun12 insightful - 5 fun13 insightful - 6 fun -  (1 child)

flaming homosexual intersex anger

Too bad you already have flair.

[–]OPPRESSED_REPTILIANIntersex male | GNC | Don't call me "a gay", "twink" or "queen" 10 insightful - 5 fun10 insightful - 4 fun11 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Well, guess this should be my new one

[–]blahblahgcer 11 insightful - 10 fun11 insightful - 9 fun12 insightful - 10 fun -  (0 children)

They forgot two-spirit! How dare they!

Edit: nvm there were so many I couldn't find it

[–]Three_oneFourWanted for thought crimes in countless ideologies 15 insightful - 1 fun15 insightful - 0 fun16 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

What does polyamory have to do with us? Is it not practiced in several very homophobic cultures that have existed for centuries without being persecuted?

[–]sadbihours 10 insightful - 4 fun10 insightful - 3 fun11 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Literally thought this was a joke. Just make it stop.

[–]our_team_is_winning 8 insightful - 6 fun8 insightful - 5 fun9 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

A cat walked across the keyboard, so they built a diversity seminar around it. Oh, Canada!

[–]diapason 8 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 4 fun9 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Someone had better tell Campbell's that someone has outdone them at making an alphabet soup

[–]LasagnaRossa 8 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

"Questioning" 😂

[–]yousaythosethingsFind and Replace "gatekeeping" with "having boundaries" 10 insightful - 9 fun10 insightful - 8 fun11 insightful - 9 fun -  (0 children)

At least 50% of the population is questioning what is it going on with the homos because of this.

[–]BigMommyMilkersYes, they're real 7 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

POLYAMOROUS LMAO. Now being a hoe is part of LGBT

[–]Shadow_Lurker 7 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Wow! That's what I call a good letter soup!

[–]ArthnoldManacatsaman🇬🇧🌳🟦 7 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

And now the initialism in French, please.

[–]yousaythosethingsFind and Replace "gatekeeping" with "having boundaries" 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I can’t pretend that I’m not cracking up over this.

[–][deleted] 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Lol it's like someone had a stroke while writing

[–]dandeliondynasty 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Is this satire? I can’t tell anymore...

[–]PenseePansyBio-Sex or Bust 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Inclusiveness which inspires everyone to respond, "include me out."

[–]deliciousdogfoodmy name isnt a puppyplay reference i swear 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

'Half the public secretly identifies as LGBT$!%&@...."

[citation very urgently needed]

[–]NiceDickBro 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I reckon we can squeeze a few more T’s A’s and P’s in there. I feel we should force people to have to count them because there’s so many in sequence.

[–]Three_oneFourWanted for thought crimes in countless ideologies 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I have a diversity module with my college tomorrow. I looked at the online assignments, they literally gave us a buzfeed quiz to check our privilege...

Someone help me, I'm a white male without any identity disorders, they're going to kill me! And being gay won't save me now

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I wish half the public were LGBLTBBQ+. It would be easier for me to find a girlfriend.