My knee hurts and the wife is leaving me but fuck the mean old woman, how are you? by [deleted] in whatever

[–]jingles 7 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

dont worry about the bad knee, you have two of 'em..

hey, why dont i talk to her and see if i can patch things up for you, old buddy old pal.. you can trust me..

hey, shoot me a pic and an old pair of her panties.

let me know.

u/Americanmuskrat deleted his account by gloomy_bear in whatever

[–]jingles 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

his lady is leaving him and it is entirely possible that he might suicide.

muskrat, you can pm me if you want someone to talk to and if you want to meet and hangout for a minute i can do that also.

i think he might have been pretty tore up over her leaving him.

peace and love bro.

how to confirm the status of a person that claims to be a phd.. by jingles in whatever

[–]jingles[S] 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

i appreciate that.. i think.. but, i want you to know something... i used to have a fairly serious drinking problem and i have an even more serious life problem.. and, so when i set about making a transformation in my life i sat down and reviewed my entire life i realized that i was a drunk and i was full time criminal and i have literally every conceivable form of corruption and perversion wrapped around my life like it was a tight fitting sweater..

i decided that i dont gain anything by lying or misrepresenting anything to anyone, so i dont do it.

i dropped skool after the eighth grade and that is how it is.

https://files.catbox.moe/ssovcq.mp3

The woke screwballs at CNN think they can negotiate for grinders freedom. We just seized several Russian yachts and now they want Putin to do them a favor? Hint: Griner gonna rot in a Russian prison. by jingles in whatever

[–]jingles[S] 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Her sports career is over.

She might get released when she is 40 years old.

Her "wife" has probably already found herself a new partner.

Is this the same sports star that refused to respect our flag?

Good Bye Dog.

Many Dying in Israel Following the Experimental Pfizer COVID mRNA Injections by CrazyShooter in whatever

[–]jingles 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Anti-jewish hatred comes from Muslims. They are still butt-hurt that a Jewish slave girl that was held captive by the "prophet Mohammed" served him a meal that contained poison.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zaynab_bint_Al-Harith#:~:text=Hadiths%20attributed%20to%20Aisha%20and,he%20was%20poisoned%20in%20Khaybar.&text=Umm%20Bishr%20%5Bthe%20stepmother%20of,%2C%20%22O%20apostle%20of%20Allah!

My knee hurts and the wife is leaving me but fuck the mean old woman, how are you? by [deleted] in whatever

[–]jingles 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

i figured that was you.. you are always having drama with your lady...

is she really leaving you?

i am really sorry to hear that.

a quick suggestion: even if you arent sure what you did, just tell her that you are sorry for doing it and that you will try to be a better husband or whatever to her.. tell her that you were drunk and you didnt mean what you said.. even if you werent.. plead with her.. again, the ladies need to feel needed.

if that fails, maybe suggest to her that she could always leave tomorrow or the next day and that maybe she could just give it a day and take it slow.

and hey, tell her that you love her.

that always gets em.

if that doesnt work, drink a gallon of oven cleaner and tell her that if you cant live with her that you dont want to live at all. do that while you shove a toilet plunger up your ass.

let me know how it works out.

hey, i am just tryna help a friend..

edward.

Called the police on parent who left his kids in a hot car by RedViking in whatever

[–]jingles 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah, this fucktard has another post saying that anti-vaxxers should have their kids taken away.

In another post, the OP posted a video titled "I wanna become a homosexual".

LGBT has become a full blown mental disorder.

It looks like CNN is firing up the insult machine.

BOLO: Missing Woman by [deleted] in whatever

[–]jingles 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

this shit looks so crazy like something from the notheonion or whatever, but it is legit a missing persons report from a canada police agency...

i entered the http://tps.to/53329 and it redirects to the police department missing persons page.

https://www.tps.ca/media-centre/news-releases/53329/

i am sitting here shaking my head and i cant believe this bullshit is for real... is this real or is this a hoax?

video: a toilet carbeurator

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLd6174bz2k

"Insults are grounds to be banned" says Chipit as he embraces trans woke ideology by HongKongPhooey in whatever

[–]jingles 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I invented the toilet.

Top Elvis Rival, currently 83 - “I won’t marry a girl I can’t raise from the age of 12, 13 or 14. I like that they’re young and fresh-looking and don’t come with baggage" by jumba_jukiba in whatever

[–]jingles 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

When I was younger, I liked younger girls, but I never messed around with em way young..

Like, for example, when I was 26 I had an absolute smoking hot 16 year old girlfriend.

Everybody was aware that we were dating and that we were sexually active.

I knew her dad and I used to stay overnight at her dad's house with her.

I even took her to my parole office visits.

She was a part time model for some modelling agency called page parkes or something like that.

She was silky soft from head to toe.

And, she was not like these modern girls that have a penis, but I did my best to overlook her shortcomings. /S

Yup.

They cracked the safe. Drumpf is finished by P-38lightning in whatever

[–]jingles 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

just fyi, it is bill gates that is a key player behind this assault on trump.

bill gates fkng hates trump.

bill gates mocks him by saying "trump isnt a REAL billionaire".

btw, you are familiar with MSNBC, right?

it used to just be NBC, but then microsoft partnered with them... remember MSpaint, MSword, MSdos...

then bill gates had himself distanced from MSNBC, which is not a terribly complex thing to do..

it is not rocket science to own a company but your name does not publicly appear on any paperwork.

trump search warrant:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_uuZprIVKg

bill gates discussing fauci/vacccnes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_BGjvAM0uM

Do you want to share a country with the judge of the Alex Jones trial? by fschmidt in AskSaidIt

[–]jingles 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Yes, not quite Stalin level since they still had a jury.

i watched the case on youtube and the judge told the jury that HE IS GUILTY AND THAT ALL THEY NEEDED TO DO WAS TO FIGURE OUT HIS SETTLEMENT AMOUNT or something like that.

that is extremely improper for the judge to TELL the jury that the defendant is GUILTY.

an absolute textbook example of a KANGAROO COURT.

SHE ALSO JUST TOLD HIM THAT HE IS NOT BANKRUPT AND THAT HE IS NOT ALLOWED TO SAY THAT HE IS BANKRUPT.

I BELIEVE THAT HE CAN SAY THAT HE IS THE EASTER BUNNY, IF THAT IS WHAT HE WANTS TO SAY...

THEN IT WOULD BE THEIR JOB TO PROVE THAT HE IS NOT THE EASTER BUNNY.

THIS IS A KANGAROO COURT.

Misgendering Mania by jingles in whatever

[–]jingles[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

ok fine.. next time i meet a trannie that wants to be my plumbers helper i wont hire them.

cool.

Misgendering Mania by jingles in whatever

[–]jingles[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

all respect and kindness and love, but when the rubber hits the road lgbt will morph into a full blown mental disorder of some sort and you wont like the side effects of being around it.

... and now they run many of our major corporations such as google and facebook and twitter and saidit and the whitehouse.

they will entirely fuck up the soup, count on it.

Trans cheerleader kicked out of camp for allegedly choking teammate by P-38lightning in news

[–]jingles 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

*Reddit is their asylum, but now they are everywhere

BOLO: Missing Woman by [deleted] in whatever

[–]jingles 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

the next stage of this fiasco is that people will be offered incentives to transition... tax breaks, govt assistance, housing, cash, etc...

they will start giving you a basic income because you are taking your trans meds.

"Insults are grounds to be banned" says Chipit as he embraces trans woke ideology by HongKongPhooey in whatever

[–]jingles 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

i am working on it now.

do you want to know how i can tell that you are not my friend and that instead you are a dirty motherfucker that only intends to fuck with me?

when i tell you over and over and over that my name is edward and it is not ed and it is not eddie, you insist on calling me ed.

you are shit garbage.

Reddit is advocating to start a violent insurrection by AXXA in MeanwhileOnReddit

[–]jingles 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

they are showing us who really was behind the january six hoax.

archived page: https://web.archive.org/web/20220626215106/https://old.reddit.com/r/WorkersStrikeBack/duplicates/vkksh6/_/

this is a victory for the republican party... the violent democrats that have always tried to play the "poor little abused lgbtp" card have just threatened the supreme court judges.

democrats just fucked up and showed their aces to everyone.

This website has the worst userbase of any site on the internet by yabbit in whatever

[–]jingles 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Dear mister yabbit,

You are being transferred to saidit Antarctica office.

Effective immediately.

Did Anything Improve from Black Lives Matter protests by Soloninja in SaidIt

[–]jingles 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I can convert you online for the small fee on two dollars.

Payable in installments of four dollars per month for ninety nine years.

I also offer an assisted suicide service where I will personally shove you over Niagara falls for only $920.00, champagne is available for an extra charge

Did Anything Improve from Black Lives Matter protests by Soloninja in SaidIt

[–]jingles 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

more whackjob muslim crap.

The IRS is recruiting people required to be willing to "carry a firearm" and "use deadly force" against their fellow Americans by Drewski in conspiracy

[–]jingles 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

maybe we can get /u/jasoncarswell to surround the irs headquarters with semi trucks.

how to confirm the status of a person that claims to be a phd.. by jingles in whatever

[–]jingles[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

ok, i do understand the idea of my "pretending" to be from the motorola corporation and that i need to verify the academic credentials of mr william dunn...

but do i really need to do that? could i not just call, even anonymously, and ask to verify his credentials?

Canada's CDC Recommends Glory Holes by chottohen in whatever

[–]jingles 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

i have to say that was a really strong drug.. i was high as fuck.. when i was about 15 or 16 i got invited to a house in san francisco for a church service and dinner, they said there would be weed there... they had an old victorian house which was really nice... one room was setup liike a church... jesus hanging on the wall... candles.. rows of chairs... the priests were wearing robes during the service.. after the service, they came out with a silver platter with like a dozen loaded syringes on it.. they hit me up with mdma.. i was high high high.. i walked by the bedroom of the two priests and they were as naked as baby seals.. they told me that they couldnt perform sexually because of their drug use and they asked me if i would like to help them out with their problem.. i told them that i was gonna go in the living room and play with the stereo..

most of the other kids there for the dinner were only there for the dope.. i didnt continue with the needle.. i just like my weed.. but when i was 24 years old i shot up meth about a half dozen times and then i stopped that also and havent done it since.

praise god.

video: robert tilton - hoo baba kanda

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k0JeEKR3Do

Canada's CDC Recommends Glory Holes by chottohen in whatever

[–]jingles 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

upload a pic of a donkey and you will get back pics of other donkeys.

romance scammers use it to find pics to catfish other people, for example.

A couple of counseling sessions -- by jingles in whatever

[–]jingles[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

my experience is that real alcoholics will somtiimes be given jobs as forum moderators or as software engineers, cuz they just simply cant do nothing else. that alcohol simply rots their brain. they would probably be better off if they just had hamsters crawling around in their skull gnawing at their brain matter.

or sometimes we just train them to work in the treasury department where we print money.

pretty much, they are useless members of society..

one drop of alcohol can make a person go full blown retarded. i should know.

seriously, i studied drug and alcohol issues and counseling.

it is my firm opinion that most alcoholics ought to be just thrown into prison or whatever and pretty much they all should be castrated and the full genitals package should be remove and sealed up.

some people say that my humor is missing somethin g.

good morning.

u/Americanmuskrat deleted his account by gloomy_bear in whatever

[–]jingles 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

he has had some personal family issues and if it is not clear from what was already written, i am going to suggest that you ask him directly.

Do you want to share a country with the judge of the Alex Jones trial? by fschmidt in AskSaidIt

[–]jingles 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

i appreciate your taking the time to write that.

thank you.

u/Americanmuskrat deleted his account by gloomy_bear in whatever

[–]jingles 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

hey, listen up pal... i am not your fucking kid.. go back to your silly prayers and get your nasty face out of my grill.

fuck off.

My knee hurts and the wife is leaving me but fuck the mean old woman, how are you? by [deleted] in whatever

[–]jingles 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

yeah, i wouldnt hold your breath, but i am still working on it.

thanks for the kind words.

Misgendering Mania by jingles in whatever

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the problem with that plan is that this covid fiasco has pretty much put an end to the small businesses.

the big box stores are the new thing.

go ahead, name for me one small business that can survive in today's marketplace.

i am listening.

Misgendering Mania by jingles in whatever

[–]jingles[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah, but... The woke LGBT now controls google and Facebook and Twitter AND SAIDIT and reddit and the Whitehouse and the courts....

The Whitehouse is giving them "jobs", which simply means that they are giving each other bullshit jobs so they can stay home and jack off all day.

They are creating inflation by giving away all of this money and then they redefine what inflation is..

Instead of letting the LGBT take control of our economy, you would have been better off inviting Stalin into your own home .

Misgendering Mania by jingles in whatever

[–]jingles[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

We have only just begun.

Fyi, San Francisco was for many years referred to as the gay capital of the world, but now they have turned it into a narcotics and gangland shithole, so they stopped talking about it being the gay capital of the world.

Now the LGBT is inside of all of these "woke" companies AND the LGBT is also moved into the white house.

The USA will soon be fully corrupted and bankrupted.

I am not kidding

Video: San Francisco (4 yrs ago)

https://youtu.be/HGpEkS8XNxE

Misgendering crimes are on the rise by jingles in whatever

[–]jingles[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

At 3:47, that is a politician talking about rising sea levels.

Chat is fucked - and it's dragging down SaidIt. by JasonCarswell in SaidIt

[–]jingles 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

How is your bridge blocking protest coming along?

I watched a video where native Indians tried blocking a bridge many years ago..

Fyi, bridge blocking is an old trick and the cops know how to unblock the bridge.

AllahuAkbar

Misgendering Mania by jingles in whatever

[–]jingles[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

i really think that this whole "gender identity" and "woke" and "lgbt" mania is simply a mental illness.

Nothing that a high-velocity slug into the brain will not cure

yeah, i cant really go there.. i almost can, but not quite.

I wanted to show my cucumber too! by Bridgeheadprod in whatever

[–]jingles 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Don't smuggle that into Russia.

You will get 15 years hard laboring.

Many Dying in Israel Following the Experimental Pfizer COVID mRNA Injections by CrazyShooter in whatever

[–]jingles 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Muslims are so butt hurt that one of their Jewish slave girls murdered Mohammad using poison.

Give it a rest.

Free Britney Grinder! by jingles in whatever

[–]jingles[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

She is being held in Russia jail, they would know by now.

Miss Griner is most likely taking growth hormones which made her almost seven feet tall and she took other hormones that caused her to grow testicles and made her voice deep.

A Russian work camp prison is a terrible thing.

Home - Sandy Hook Elementary, home of the shooting hoax by jingles in whatever

[–]jingles[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It was fake, it never happened

Israel's Covid Vaccine Director Suffers Vaccine Injury, Gets Banned By Twitter For Speaking Out by iamonlyoneman in Medicine

[–]jingles 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This website Is a useless piece of shit just like the other mainstream sewer pipes.

Nobody knows each other.

Only a steady stream of lies and arguing

Reddit censorship is insane.... by send_nasty_stuff in MeanwhileOnReddit

[–]jingles 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Monkey-pox is "trans"-mitted by "trans"-genders

Many Dying in Israel Following the Experimental Pfizer COVID mRNA Injections by CrazyShooter in whatever

[–]jingles 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Palestinians are dying from the vax also

hola nibbas by yelgy in whatever

[–]jingles 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Nibbas are hung like horses.