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[–]jet199Instigatrix 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

Next up - Emu pox

[–]jingles[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

The truth is that I am literally a penguin that was raised by humans.

https://youtu.be/Ifyl-FtJpSo

[–]HongKongPhooey 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

The truth is that I am literally a penguin that was raised by humans.

I am a kangaroo trapped in the body of a man

[–]CreditKnifeMan 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They shouldn't have answered the door.

[–]hfxB0oyA 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

50 gallons of semen.

That's 51,148 24⁄37 puds from an average human.

If they went with horse shots (and judging from the article, there's no reason to think they wouldn't), that's 3,785 loads from ol' Mister Ed.

[–]jingles[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)