This mossberg is a useless shotgun.

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[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Stand in front of one.

Get shot.

Tell me how you liked it.

[–]jingles[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

exactly, ikeconn... the title is a twisted kind of click bait.. that mossberg is a absolute fire breathing dragon.. when i was a kid we used to fantasize about having a sawed off shotgun, but it was simply illegall.. it is a major crime to possess a sawed off shotgun..

keep in mind that the mossberg may or may not be legal in your jurisdiction..

but basically it is a legal sawed off shotgun, which will fuck up whatever it shoots.

it is one bad machine.

a shotgun is less lethal at long distances, but up close it is way deadly.

[–]Anman 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

If I could buy one of these, I totally would put a laser on it and put it in my gun scabbard that I wear on my back when I go out hunting. Very convenient and better than carrying single shot guns that I usually do in my scabbard.

[–]jingles[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

nice... i remember one time years ago when i had some asasins doing a small job for me... i remember one had a short sawed off double barrel, another had a rusty machete and the other had some chrome hand cannon..

i dont understand even now why he would want only the double barrel sawed off and not a sawed off pump.. the double barrel only has two shots.. the pump has many more than that..

hey, do you know why they dont clean the rust off the machete?

cuz if the cut doesnt kill, the rust in your bloodstream will.

fact.

stay safe.

[–]Anman 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Yes. Assassins.

[–]jingles[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

i understand that you are correcting my spellng of the word asasins.. believe me if you like, but i actually double checked the spelling of asasins while i was posting this comment(above) and yes i am aware that i am not using the accepted spelling of assassins..

but... let me ask you this... have you ever walked into a room with three heavily armed and quite capable asasins walking behind you AND ON YOUR PAYROLL?

let me guess that the answer is NO, am i close to being correct?

ok, just so that we have covered that much of the situation... now, let me clarify that I ACTUALLY DID WALK INTO MY KITCHEN OF MY HOUSE WITH THREE VERY STONED ON HEROIN ASASINS... ONE HAD A DOUBLE BARREL SAWED OFF SHOTGUN.. THE SECOND WAS HOLDING A RUSTY MACHETE.. THE THIRD WAS HOLDING A VERY LARGE CHROME DIRTY HARRY TYPE OF HAND CANNON...

I WAS NOT CARRYING SO MUCH AS A DIRTY BUTTER KNIFE.

I WAS AS CALM AS A CUCUMBER.

assuming that you dont mind, I WILL SPELL THE WORD ASASIN ANY FUCKING WAY THAT I CHOOSE TO SPELL THE WORD ASASIN.

kindest of regards,

my name is edward.

https://youtu.be/aTeR5E0qTck?t=1

[–]Anman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Actually, no. I'm not he kind guy that cares about spelling, unless its really bad all over the place. I was just highlighting how retarded the whole idea was.