'I used to be lesbian until I fell for man 30 years older – our sex is amazing'

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[–]jingles[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Yes, I am afraid that lesbians do exist.. I am male, and so I am not pushing a lesbian agenda..

There are most definitely people that are sexually and romantically attracted to the same sex and not to the opposite sex.

It is probably the only story in the media that is actually true.

[–]Evola 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Why don't they use plastic vaginas then?

[–]jingles[S] 5 insightful - 7 fun5 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 7 fun -  (1 child)

The trick to using a plastic pussy is to lube it all up with wd40 or you can just squirt a few mayonnaise packets up in it.

I have been doing this since way back.

[–]Evola 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Hey mate there's something over your head.