500k of my own people maimed and killed and all I got was this stupid doggo PFP

captainramen · 2023-06-22T14:49:48+00:00

It's gone downhill ever since he showed up

captainramen · 2023-08-23T20:25:10+00:00

Apparently Prigozhin’s last message this morning was that he ‘had information that would lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton’

captainramen · 2023-07-22T02:08:52+00:00

You leave Fetterman out of this

captainramen · 2023-06-28T16:14:07+00:00

Can we stay on topic please? We're talking about Russia's illegal invasion of Iraq. It's like you're all senile or something

captainramen · 2023-06-23T03:42:47+00:00

Making people type I like turtles is worse than putting Jews into camps. Which I'm all for so why am I complaining

captainramen · 2023-07-13T20:54:22+00:00

Joke's on them. I have a home gym where I can continue to build my NAFOesque physique

captainramen · 2023-09-29T14:40:50+00:00

Cenk Uygur needs to run, period. No one wants a fat fuck for president

captainramen · 2023-09-28T20:50:18+00:00

Bob Dole disapproves of your comment

captainramen · 2023-08-25T14:52:26+00:00

You'll never guess who the #1 Ukrainian NAZI is!

captainramen · 2023-07-11T22:58:19+00:00

Damn, my man just got friendzoned. By his wife. Those feels

captainramen · 2023-06-22T03:31:38+00:00

'relatively normal discourse' like you calling people retards and traitors. Try that in real life and make sure you film the results in 4k, horizontally. Then post the results here

captainramen · 2023-06-17T02:16:21+00:00

Damn. You might like J-MUSIC Ensemble, they do jazz covers of video game music.

MVC2 Clock Tower Stage

SF2 Guile's Theme

captainramen · 2023-06-14T04:21:18+00:00

Too bad. We're BFFs now

captainramen · 2023-09-27T03:54:27+00:00

Look here buddy, we speak American around here. It's bo-cage. Rhymes with road rage

captainramen · 2023-09-26T16:22:10+00:00

Cool story Your Holiness. How many divisions do you have?

captainramen · 2023-09-22T17:50:58+00:00

I've lost track, what game changer are we on? 15th? 16th?

captainramen · 2023-09-16T02:44:31+00:00

Just when I thought I had you figured out

captainramen · 2023-09-13T21:12:46+00:00

It's a shame, because he has a decent rack

captainramen · 2023-08-31T22:31:49+00:00

Who?

captainramen · 2023-08-26T07:30:50+00:00

It means the Democrats will have to walk around with hot sauce in case one of these cookouts is afoot

captainramen · 2023-07-30T15:22:28+00:00

French President Emmanuel Macron said Sunday that attacks on France and its interests would not be tolerated. Anyone who attacked French nationals, the army, diplomats and French authorities would see an immediate response, he said.

Lol, you and what army?

captainramen · 2023-07-29T22:47:12+00:00

How is this obvious Russian interference still allowed? Moskovitz literally means 'Son of Moscow'

captainramen · 2023-07-24T00:21:12+00:00

Isn't it odd how a woman grooming a man inevitably results in horrifying disaster no woman would want to touch?

Maybe that's the point, to keep other women away from him. He may be a Kuck but he still has clout. Guaranteed she reads his DMs every day

captainramen · 2023-07-19T12:49:29+00:00

Fauci has a government funded security detail

Gosh, why would anyone want to hurt him? 🙄

captainramen · 2023-07-14T19:59:00+00:00

This little girl didn't appreciate what he said. God bless this American Hero

captainramen · 2023-07-11T02:10:22+00:00

I'm glad this isn't reddit, so I can call him a retarded manchild. Because that's what he is.

Bonus Extremely Common Graz W

captainramen · 2023-07-10T19:42:04+00:00

I feel really bad for the stripper they shared

captainramen · 2023-06-30T21:57:53+00:00

We'll have reaction and analysis to everything we just heard (and smelled)

captainramen · 2023-06-26T00:51:05+00:00

Strongest Defender of Democracy

captainramen · 2023-06-21T21:06:00+00:00

Clearly the best way for the sub to develop is to sell out like the DSA. lmfao

captainramen · 2023-09-29T17:14:51+00:00

Interesting take. What if the point of this was to get JD to waste more time than necessary talking about this douche?

captainramen · 2023-09-27T14:01:00+00:00

You're not the only one who lets the "we care about Ukrainians" mask slip, and instead says it's a good deal for the USA to pay so little and have them die for "us".

I don't think it's a human being

captainramen · 2023-09-27T04:14:29+00:00

Caelian, osuwari!

captainramen · 2023-09-24T05:59:22+00:00

you don't want to join the GOP... because you're black

captainramen · 2023-09-23T05:47:32+00:00

The Minibosses. This shit slaps

captainramen · 2023-09-22T19:56:31+00:00

Say what you want, the menu was exquisite:

blue lobster and crab followed by Bresse poultry and a gratin of cep (Porcini?) mushrooms prepared, respectively, by French chefs Anne-Sophie Pic and Yannick Alléno, both awarded three Michelin stars. The cheese course will feature France's Comté and Britain's Stichelton blue cheese. For dessert, world-famous pastry chef Pierre Hermé will prepare his rose macaroon cookie, composed of rose petal cream, raspberries and lychees.

Even so, I can think of one improvement: replace the macaroons with Macrons

captainramen · 2023-09-21T15:13:16+00:00

Since he's a time traveler someone really needs to ask him who won

captainramen · 2023-09-18T14:16:47+00:00

It's stealth, I'm marking this as a feature not a bug

captainramen · 2023-09-15T22:23:43+00:00

How it started

How it's going

captainramen · 2023-09-14T22:14:02+00:00

Checking... sorry the Hood is still for Trump

Maybe try indicting Hunter more, 4 seems to be the magic number

captainramen · 2023-09-13T22:48:55+00:00

That's assuming he's from this planet, but we have no evidence of that

captainramen · 2023-09-12T22:27:53+00:00

Here's one of his tweets from 2024

captainramen · 2023-09-12T19:57:56+00:00

you might be onto something. fat people in theory should absorb more bullets

captainramen · 2023-09-12T14:57:41+00:00

https://archive.ph/iniDm

Cornel West that is

captainramen · 2023-09-11T16:25:27+00:00

...that it's Bashar al-Assad's birthday. Happy birthday 🅱️!

captainramen · 2023-09-08T20:53:35+00:00

You're basically a commie already without even realizing it. Join the movement!

captainramen · 2023-09-08T18:12:10+00:00

https://twitter.com/eretsiser/status/1700149507101463006

Meeting someone like this in real life would make the average person swing within 10 seconds

captainramen · 2023-08-28T22:39:08+00:00

Bidenomics is when every homeless person has two jobs.

* not mine, can't remember where I saw that

captainramen · 2023-08-22T14:18:50+00:00

I hate to be that guy* but these strong independent radlib boss chick types are going to be in for quite a shock after the collapse of Empire. The collective man she relies upon - the cop, the firefighter, the garbage man, the UPS driver - ain't gonna be there no more. What will she do then?

* J/K. I love being that guy

captainramen · 2023-08-21T19:03:43+00:00

Now you're cookin with propane

captainramen · 2023-08-21T17:58:26+00:00

Those are Canadian truckers (who are white). American truckers are typically brown or red

captainramen · 2023-08-20T20:58:29+00:00

He probably doesn't recognize him either

captainramen · 2023-08-18T22:42:34+00:00

That money should have been spent sanitizing his dick. How has it not fallen off yet

captainramen · 2023-08-18T21:30:55+00:00

Not far from the mark. The entire online shitlib info war brigade is on suicide watch

captainramen · 2023-08-17T22:57:12+00:00

What I wouldn't pay to see these shitlibs get flipped like a flapjack in a drunken Waffle House brawl at 2am. I'll pay extra for them to leave their glasses on

captainramen · 2023-08-12T02:01:53+00:00

Toto - Africa (Jesse Bloch Psy Edit)

captainramen · 2023-08-10T22:49:50+00:00

He needed to get in shape about 10 years ago.

captainramen · 2023-07-31T23:41:51+00:00

Something in the middle called Ukraine and centered in Kiev will be allowed to remain I think.

I suppose 5 million new OnlyFans whores is a good enough consolation prize for the West

captainramen · 2023-07-30T17:41:29+00:00

where they can no longer tolerate even the presence of their former colonizers

I long for the day when we feel the same way about the British. Soon.

captainramen · 2023-07-28T05:17:20+00:00

'Fuming'

captainramen · 2023-07-26T18:25:37+00:00

Wow, these are PUTIN levels of corruption

captainramen · 2023-07-19T02:15:03+00:00

One drop rule

captainramen · 2023-07-18T01:46:24+00:00

I agree. Are you ready for the green pill?

captainramen · 2023-07-16T23:43:55+00:00

You can almost make out a Hitler mustache

captainramen · 2023-07-13T23:11:25+00:00

I agree. We should instead focus on conquering space

captainramen · 2023-07-13T16:16:36+00:00

Sisko was the best Captain, hands down.

Eddington is right tho, the Federation is just the Utopia of the PMC, the mental laborer, the nerd. None of those icky manual laborers with dirty fingernails in sight.

You can even see that as time moves on, and the position of the PMC becomes more precarious, the neurotic pathology of the bridge crew becomes more apparent.

I can't find it right now but I remember this amazing tweet. It said something like 'If Star Trek: ToS represents the triumph of the liberal professional, Star Trek: Discovery is HR screaming as it all falls apart.'

captainramen · 2023-07-11T23:00:04+00:00

Hey his drug dealer could send him to... collections at any time. Gotta be ready

captainramen · 2023-07-08T22:51:12+00:00

I liked it better when it was called Snow Crash

captainramen · 2023-07-05T17:47:19+00:00

For all of you want-to-be spies out there, let me remind you of one simple fact—the CIA sucks at human intelligence, especially when it comes to Russia.

There's a reason for that. Nearly everything that has emerged from Anglo modernity - from the Enclosure, to financialized capitalism, to what is (hopefully) its final form, LGBTQCIA+, all have one thing in common: they are anti-humanity. As long as they serve this force that sacrifices all in the name of maximizing financial leverage they will never succeed in recruiting actual human beings.

captainramen · 2023-07-04T23:40:35+00:00

Maybe I'm crazy but it's like Hunter is on a secret mission to save the planet via the pure embarrassment of his father

captainramen · 2023-06-30T03:24:00+00:00

Relax Ameribros. I found a massive rare Pepe deposit on my PC

captainramen · 2023-06-24T18:44:01+00:00

In act 3, Prigozhin will enlist in Wagner to reduce his sentence

captainramen · 2023-06-23T04:01:20+00:00

Based

captainramen · 2023-06-23T00:49:45+00:00

I see your 'logic' and raise you one Sam Brinton. Checkmate, redditor!

captainramen · 2023-06-18T00:40:08+00:00

lmao Brandon look like he about to get blasted with a golden shower

captainramen · 2023-06-17T04:08:32+00:00

I wouldn't completely write it off yet. AFAIK we still haven't seen the Challengers in the field yet. Until that happens the British political class still has hope.

captainramen · 2023-06-14T14:44:00+00:00

Welcome!

Apparently we all missed it. Every mode of production carries within it the seeds of its own destruction. For capitalism, the need for all these private (sovereign) individuals to coordinate their production efforts is too great and they are forced to cooperate. Human beings are social creatures after all.

This of course inevitably ends up in monopolies; the contradiction is, these monopolies are still in private hands.

To put it another way, if the government simply nationalized the internet, the electricity, the railways, the oil, the trees, and the water, who would even notice? Your day-to-day wouldn't change at all.

The revolution in the forces of production has already occurred.

captainramen · 2023-06-14T00:01:33+00:00

You may not like socialism but it already won. Sorry!

captainramen · 2023-09-27T00:57:26+00:00

I'm mocking them because that's what they say about us behind closed doors

Sometimes they do it openly

captainramen · 2023-09-26T17:31:36+00:00

Think about the level of irony. The only thing remaining of Catholic Christianity in Europe after capitalism hollowed it out is their retarded obsession with the JQ. It's sad.

captainramen · 2023-09-26T14:59:42+00:00

I'm gonna go there

Poverty stricken and not taking responsibility for anything, what stereotype does that sound like? 100 years from now they will be saying we wuz prime ministers in Canada n shieet

captainramen · 2023-09-24T14:03:18+00:00

Fact checker's reaction

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