Silly Nikki - “For every 30 minutes that someone watches TikTok, every day, they become 17% more anti-Semitic.” LOL! by RR_2023 in WayOfTheBern

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I find that for every 5 minutes I read or hear Nikki's words, I dislike her an additional 10 dB.

Silly Nikki - “For every 30 minutes that someone watches TikTok, every day, they become 17% more anti-Semitic.” LOL! by RR_2023 in WayOfTheBern

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So if they were not anti-Semitic at all, they could watch any amount of TikTok?

@0rf: "DC's #1 Spot for Comedy" says comedians must not make the audience feel "uncomfortable", equating it with "harassment". They encourage the audience to snitch on comedians who make politically incorrect jokes so that they can be blacklisted. by Maniak in WayOfTheBern

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Our fearless leader u/FThumb relates his experience with making the DailyKos audience "uncomfortable" in 2016:

One of the most abrupt 'tells' that GOS [the Great Orange Satan, a nickname for Daily Kos later adopted for Trump] was on the verge of jumping the shark was in late January '16, and I found myself on a "time out." This was odd as, short of a brigade of flags for asking a simple (and legitimate) question in a "Hillary Safe Zone" diary a couple months prior, I didn't have anything but the rare random flag and no hiddens.

So I asked, "What's the deal?"

I had been posting my mocking "I've Never Been Convicted — Vote Hillary!" series here and there, and was told by TPTB that, (and this is a real quote) "While funny, your humor has been making some people feel uncomfortable." And I was put on a temporary ban for it.

Oh. Political humor is making "some people" "uncomfortable?"

Okaaaaaay...

@0rf: "DC's #1 Spot for Comedy" says comedians must not make the audience feel "uncomfortable", equating it with "harassment". They encourage the audience to snitch on comedians who make politically incorrect jokes so that they can be blacklisted. by Maniak in WayOfTheBern

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Even Henny Youngman:

Two Polish guys on Halloween with bandages on their faces — they were bobbing for french fries!

They sent a Polish terrorist to blow up a bus — burned his lips on the exhaust pipe!

The More Days You Live, The More Things You Know | We should respect our elders (as imperfect as they are, young people are generally worse) by stickdog in WayOfTheBern

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I like the sign that says:

Respect your elders. They made it through school without Google or Wikipedia.

R.I.P. Henry Kissinger by unagisongs in WayOfTheBern

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I miss that Bernie.

R.I.P. Henry Kissinger by unagisongs in WayOfTheBern

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Dick (1999) is a hilarious parody of All the President's Men (1976). Dan Hedaya is perfect as Nixon. Saul Rubinek is excellent as Kissinger. The DVD has a hilarious outtake of Nixon and Kissinger praying in the oval office. I could not find it online.

Why imperialists fantasize about breaking up China into Tibet, Xinjiang etc. U.S. empire & one-world international banksters are scared of a China that: will be the #1 economy... can show the world there’s a possibility outside the Western paradigm of financial capitalism, endless wars, wokeism etc. by RandomCollection in WayOfTheBern

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I have heard that most Europeans hoped the South would win the US "War Between The States". They feared that a united USA would become a dangerous bully.

Jill Stein of the Green Party is getting cancelled 9n Facebook / Meta by RandomCollection in WayOfTheBern

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If there's any karma left on the planet, this should end up being terrific publicity for la fée verte.

Business Insider: The Pentagon is moving toward letting AI weapons autonomously decide to kill humans by Maniak in WayOfTheBern

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According to legend, Oscar Levant -- the famous American comedian, actor, composer, and concert pianist -- was drafted for WWII, but was disqualified when he failed the psychological test. They asked him whether he felt capable of killing another human being. He replied "Friends, yes. Total strangers? I don't know."

Business Insider: The Pentagon is moving toward letting AI weapons autonomously decide to kill humans by Maniak in WayOfTheBern

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"A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm."

-- Isaac Asimov's First Law of Robotics, from a work of fiction natürlich.

Jimmy Dore Show - Expert Scientist Says: Cook Your Steak In The Microwave! by Maniak in WayOfTheBern

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Names of people are often interesting in Blighty. There's a villain in Graham Greene's excellent 1936 anti-war novel A Gun for Sale named Cholmondeley, which is pronounced "Chumley". Monty Python mocks this with Graham Chapman's "No, no, no -- it's spelt Raymond Luxury Yacht, but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove" :-)

Jimmy Dore Show - Expert Scientist Says: Cook Your Steak In The Microwave! by Maniak in WayOfTheBern

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it always sounds more highbrow in French

My other daughter says French adds a certain je ne sais quoi, a certain pomme de terre.

Jimmy Dore Show - Expert Scientist Says: Cook Your Steak In The Microwave! by Maniak in WayOfTheBern

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I generally say Targét. My daughter introduced me to that amusing pronunciation. But I'm switching to calling it Tarrrr-get after George Grisby, a minor but memorable character in The Lady from Shanghai (1947). Grisby's best line is "Just tell 'em you're taking a little tarrrr-get practice." My version is "I'm going to do a little Tarrrr-get shopping" 😺

Did you know that in French the word toupée is spelled toupet? It's pronounced the same way. The French don't need the accent to tell them to pronounce it Frenchly.

Jimmy Dore Show - Expert Scientist Says: Cook Your Steak In The Microwave! by Maniak in WayOfTheBern

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where she drove him into a lustful frenzy by talking French to him

Is it anywhere as hilarious as John Cleese speaking Russian to Jamie Lee Curtis in the excellent A Fish Called Wanda?

Jimmy Dore Show - Expert Scientist Says: Cook Your Steak In The Microwave! by Maniak in WayOfTheBern

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IMO both culinary and cuisine have the connotation of fine cooking. Fish and chips is IMO better described as eats, grub, or nosh 😺

OTOH, sometimes a word choice is merely pretentious:

Q: What's the difference between deli and charcuterie?
A: About $10 a pound 😺

Jimmy Dore Show: Multi-Millionaire Whoopi Goldberg Says Young People Don’t Want To Work by Maniak in WayOfTheBern

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Well, businesses don't want to pay young people, so fair is fair.

Jimmy Dore Show - Expert Scientist Says: Cook Your Steak In The Microwave! by Maniak in WayOfTheBern

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That reminds me. NPR had a segment this morning about the astronomic rise in the price of fish and chips in England. They described fish and chips as "an integral part of the British culinary landscape". Kind of like describing McDonald's as cuisine.

Jimmy Dore Show - Expert Scientist Says: Cook Your Steak In The Microwave! by Maniak in WayOfTheBern

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Sure, if you like your steak boiled.

Asterix in Briton is very amusing. The French love to make fun of the English, especially their feeble attempts at cooking. In the book, the Britons eat boiled boar and drink warm ale. At 4 PM, everybody stops what they're doing to have a nice cup of hot water with "a cloud of milk". Tea hadn't been discovered yet.

There's a number of things I cook with a combination of microwaves and a fry pan. I start with microwaves to get the food hot and/or dethawed. Then I fry the outside to bring out the flavor.

Jimmy Dore Show - Expert Scientist Says: Cook Your Steak In The Microwave! by Maniak in WayOfTheBern

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Yeah, but you're French. Cooking is in your blood, mon ami :-)

@TheRealKeean: Reports describe a massive explosion at the United States border coming in from Canada. Apparently, a vehicle containing an unknown number of people and contents exploded. It's unclear if this was a terrorist attack yet. by Maniak in WayOfTheBern

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No sign of terrorism in blast that killed 2 at U.S.-Canada border in Niagara Falls, governor says

Two people were killed in an explosion at the Canadian border where an "airborne" car crashed into a checkpoint at the Rainbow Bridge in Niagara Falls on Wednesday, officials said.

According to the article, the vehicle was a car coming from the US side at alarmingly high speed. It hit a median barrier and went airborne and crashed into a couple of booths. The two people killed were in the car.

5 ways Democrats are coping with Biden’s terrible polls 5 ways Democrats are coping with Biden’s terrible polls | Their logic and spin boils down to: Whatever the polls say, we need him as president. by RandomCollection in WayOfTheBern

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forcing Kamala Harris down everyone's throat.

In last Friday's Harvard-Harris poll, Trump led Biden 53-47 (+6). He led Kamala 52-40 (+12).

Source = RealClearPolitics

5 ways Democrats are coping with Biden’s terrible polls 5 ways Democrats are coping with Biden’s terrible polls | Their logic and spin boils down to: Whatever the polls say, we need him as president. by RandomCollection in WayOfTheBern

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Plenty of time to have an open primary and select a different awful candidate for 2024 :-)

Nothing to see here, just the President of The United States picking his nose and looking like a lost child at the state fair by rondeuce40 in WayOfTheBern

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Happy cake day, Pudd'nhead Biden! 🎂

Biden In COGNITIVE DECLINE, Will Cause Dems to LOSE by Blackhalo in WayOfTheBern

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Happy cake day, Pudd'nhead Biden! 🎂

Nothing to see here, just the President of The United States picking his nose and looking like a lost child at the state fair by rondeuce40 in WayOfTheBern

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"Being famous means you can't pick your nose in public."

-- Marlon Brando (as told to me by my dear father)

The empire can’t strike back ¦ The US has finally lost control of the Middle East. by RandomCollection in WayOfTheBern

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Did the USA ever have control of the Middle East? They certainly didn't have control of Saudi after the 1973 Arab Oil Embargo and I don't know when Israel took over Congress.

FNDP: 🐴🐴Song🐴🐴 Stampede!🐴🐴 by Caelian in WayOfTheBern

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Music To Lead Cavalry Charges By

How'd you like the lyrics, Bill?

FNDP: 🐴🐴Song🐴🐴 Stampede!🐴🐴 by Caelian in WayOfTheBern

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LOL!

FNDP: 🐴🐴Song🐴🐴 Stampede!🐴🐴 by Caelian in WayOfTheBern

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Dudley Do-Right to the Rescue!

Trivia question: what is the name of Dudley Do-Right's horse?

@ADL straight-up equating antisemitism with anti-zionism: We’re witnessing a surge of antisemitism and anti-Zionism across the US following the Oct 7 massacre – all while Hamas continues to hold more than 240 people hostage. Now is the time to act. Join ADL on Nov. 14th in DC as we #MarchForIsrael. by Maniak in WayOfTheBern

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lest there be couple skating...

Plus the kids might start skating backwards, a sure way to end up in the arms of Satan 😈. Vade retro satana!

Not to mention figure skating. A kid might inadvertently do a "figure 666" ⛸️

@ADL straight-up equating antisemitism with anti-zionism: We’re witnessing a surge of antisemitism and anti-Zionism across the US following the Oct 7 massacre – all while Hamas continues to hold more than 240 people hostage. Now is the time to act. Join ADL on Nov. 14th in DC as we #MarchForIsrael. by Maniak in WayOfTheBern

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We were not supposed to listen to secular music. What would we have danced to?

Well, there's Salome's Dance of the Seven Veils. Totally biblical!

Scholz Says He's Ready to Talk to Putin - Putin's So Not Interested; NATO Clowns Propose That if They Absorb Kiev-Regime-controlled Parts of Ukraine into NATO That Russia Won't Continue SMO, more... by penelopepnortney in WayOfTheBern

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We've made it to Stage Three!

denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance

Hillary Clinton Lost Because She's Deeply Unpopular | Seven years later and millions of shitlibs still can't accept it by stickdog in WayOfTheBern

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Hillary was wildly popular with Democratic women. I was at the April 2004 March for Women's Lives in Washington DC. Huge crowd. When Hillary spoke, the cheers were deafening.

Of course, they were in love with an ideal. Hillary was able to fool them into thinking she was that ideal.

To answer your "imagine", after 8 years of Hillary we'd all be long dead in her nuclear holocaust.

Hillary Clinton Lost Because She's Deeply Unpopular | Seven years later and millions of shitlibs still can't accept it by stickdog in WayOfTheBern

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Terrific essay, thank you for posting it.

Hillary Clinton Lost Because She's Deeply Unpopular | Seven years later and millions of shitlibs still can't accept it by stickdog in WayOfTheBern

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"Deeply Unpopular" sure is a nice way of saying "most hated woman in America" 😾

@ADL straight-up equating antisemitism with anti-zionism: We’re witnessing a surge of antisemitism and anti-Zionism across the US following the Oct 7 massacre – all while Hamas continues to hold more than 240 people hostage. Now is the time to act. Join ADL on Nov. 14th in DC as we #MarchForIsrael. by Maniak in WayOfTheBern

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behaviors that my very fundamentalist sect considered unacceptable

You mean like Southern Baptists saying that dancing is sinful? :-)

From the Religious wing of the Old Jokes Home:

Q: Why don't Southern Baptists have sex standing up?
A: Because it's too much like dancing!

Guys i have being block by reddit. Is this accident or is this because of my latest post about Black Rock by [deleted] in WayOfTheBern

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I had to clear the browser cache on my tablet. Cookies were OK, so I didn't have to log in.

I wouldn't have deleted this post. I bet other people also got hit. I don't know how the Reddit-only users will figure out they need to clear their caches.

Guys i have being block by reddit. Is this accident or is this because of my latest post about Black Rock by [deleted] in WayOfTheBern

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OK, I'm back without messing with my router. I was able to connect from my desktop computer, which should have the same IP address as my tablet since they both use the same router.

I was sort of able to reconnect at my tablet, but some screen still have the blocking message. I probably need to clear my browser cache on my tablet and/or delete Reddit cookies.

Guys i have being block by reddit. Is this accident or is this because of my latest post about Black Rock by [deleted] in WayOfTheBern

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The same thing happened to me a few minutes ago, so probably a Reddit fuck-up.

The recommended fix is to talk to your router as admin and get a new IP address. I might try that if it doesn't resolve soon.

@ADL straight-up equating antisemitism with anti-zionism: We’re witnessing a surge of antisemitism and anti-Zionism across the US following the Oct 7 massacre – all while Hamas continues to hold more than 240 people hostage. Now is the time to act. Join ADL on Nov. 14th in DC as we #MarchForIsrael. by Maniak in WayOfTheBern

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"Give me the child for the first seven years and I will give you the man."

-- Attributed to Ignatius Loyola, founder of the Jesuits, though the attribution might have been made mischievously by Voltaire.

Times of Israel: Israel said seeking to appoint UK’s Tony Blair as Gaza humanitarian coordinator by Maniak in WayOfTheBern

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Genocide with a smile!

Irish proverb referenced in James Joyce's Ulysses:

Beware of the horns of a bull, of the heels of a horse, of the smile of an Englishman.

@ADL straight-up equating antisemitism with anti-zionism: We’re witnessing a surge of antisemitism and anti-Zionism across the US following the Oct 7 massacre – all while Hamas continues to hold more than 240 people hostage. Now is the time to act. Join ADL on Nov. 14th in DC as we #MarchForIsrael. by Maniak in WayOfTheBern

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Many decades ago I concluded that the purpose of an organized religion is to make its adherents feel superior to other people. This explains the popularity of organized religions.

@ADL straight-up equating antisemitism with anti-zionism: We’re witnessing a surge of antisemitism and anti-Zionism across the US following the Oct 7 massacre – all while Hamas continues to hold more than 240 people hostage. Now is the time to act. Join ADL on Nov. 14th in DC as we #MarchForIsrael. by Maniak in WayOfTheBern

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I have never been so welcomed anywhere and had a genuinely good time.

Perhaps the Jews who want to abuse and kill vulnerable people have mostly gone to Israel, because there are limited opportunities to do this in the USA and Canada. So we're left with sweet, caring people who are happy to share Klezmer music and latkes.

FNDP: Everyone stay calm. I am illegally occupying this sub and we are going to do a music festival 🎼🎶🎷🎺🎸🐴 by Caelian in WayOfTheBern

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I was actually looking for some Klezmer music to contribute, because I love the genre and how can you have a music festival without Klez? But then I decided that it might open up a can of worms, times being what they are.

FNDP: Everyone stay calm. I am illegally occupying this sub and we are going to do a music festival 🎼🎶🎷🎺🎸🐴 by Caelian in WayOfTheBern

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Friday Night Dance Party

This was started at the Reddit WayOfTheBern when it was created in 2016. Members post links to songs they like. Usually there's a theme, though people can post what they like. The idea is to kick back, enjoy some music, and take a break from the horrors of politics and current events. Tonight is quieter than usual, probably because the theme is kind of ambiguous. Usually I'm able to think of something to post, but not tonight.

@scotthortonshow: Last Friday RFK's entire field team, led by Rep. Dana Rorabacher's wife, all quit. Maybe he should stop taking bad advice from foreign powers about restricting the sacred right of Americans to say whatever we want. Like for example: Go fuck yourself Mr. Kennedy, ya disgrace. by Maniak in WayOfTheBern

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According to Kinky Friedman:

Cats are conservative. They are to the right of Robert Bork.

Kinky means "conservative" in the sense that cats don't like change, especially to meal times 🐱 The quote is from one of his detective novels, which are very entertaining.

I Set Out to Create a Simple Map for How to Appeal Your Insurance Denial. Instead, I Found a Mind-Boggling Labyrinth. | I spoke with more than 50 insurance experts, patients, lawyers, physicians and consumer advocates about building a tool anyone could use to navigate insurance appeals.... by RandomCollection in WayOfTheBern

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Sounds absolutely infernal. I immediately thought of Georges Wolinski's wonderful cartoon parody of Dante's Inferno.

  1. Dante's girlfriend Beatrix runs off to have some fun. Dante pleads with her to come back, but she's young and wants to amuse herself. She gets on a haunted-house kind of amusement park ride and disappears through a door. Dante with his friend Virgil follow in the next car.

  2. Dante and Virgil roll through Hell, searching for Beatrix. Hell is a combination of Dante's Inferno and Hieronymus Bosch.

Georges Wolinski is one of the best cartoonists of the 20th and early 21st centuries. His work is mostly political and social commentary, often ribald. He died in the Jan 2015 Charlie Hebdo massacre, the oldest of the victims. He donated his original artwork to the French National Library. You can see and download at gallica.bnf.fr. Lots of the drawings are NC-17.

Hillary Clinton likens Trump to Hitler and warns second term could end US democracy by chakokat in WayOfTheBern

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Hillary, think how much you dislike Trump. Guess what? The voters disliked you even more 🦨

Hillary Clinton likens Trump to Hitler and warns second term could end US democracy by chakokat in WayOfTheBern

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Projection.

Things not looking well for AFU's 110th Brigade in Avdeevka! Another emergency appeal to the president by penelopepnortney in WayOfTheBern

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I guess it's time to execute three soldiers for cowardice as an example to the others, like Stanley Kubrick's Paths of Glory (1957), a great anti-war film and possibly Kirk Douglas' best performance.

On November 5, 2024, I will vote my conscience. by risi in WayOfTheBern

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Did you know that the Prohibition Party is the oldest 3rd party in the USA? Their mascot is the Bactrian camel, obviously a reference to Kipling's "Can't! Don't! Shan't! Won't!" 🐫

On November 5, 2024, I will vote my conscience. by risi in WayOfTheBern

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Oh, I like Lily Tomlin's comment. It reminds me of "It could be worse, but it will take time" 🥔

On November 5, 2024, I will vote my conscience. by risi in WayOfTheBern

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In November 2020, Colorado had 23 candidates for President. I expect 2024 to be similar. I plan to vote my conscience, but depending on the choices I may have to vote my funny bone 😺

@MaxBlumenthal: Nikki Haley on Gaza: “If you do a pause, if you do a ceasefire, people die.” by Maniak in WayOfTheBern

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“If you do a pause, if you do a ceasefire, people die.”

Is this because combatants will still be using 5" heels as ammunition?

'Was @VivekGRamaswamy's "Dick Cheney in 3-inch heels" line an attack on Haley or DeSantis?' by MeganDelacroix in WayOfTheBern

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... and the RNC: "Party of losers," "we got trounced last night"

And you're going to keep losing if you insist on denying women freedom of choice. It's sad that this means we're stuck with increasingly worse Democrats, but that's the political reality.

'Was @VivekGRamaswamy's "Dick Cheney in 3-inch heels" line an attack on Haley or DeSantis?' by MeganDelacroix in WayOfTheBern

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Vivek, are you asking the Democratic Party to play fair? How silly.

'Was @VivekGRamaswamy's "Dick Cheney in 3-inch heels" line an attack on Haley or DeSantis?' by MeganDelacroix in WayOfTheBern

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"You're making lots of friends, Vivek."

H/T Stripes

@jvgraz: There is no more barbaric work of fiction than the Hebrew Bible. For example: Kill any woman you don't approve of. by Maniak in WayOfTheBern

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Speaking of lesser-known one-eyed gods, one of my favorite works is A Night at an Inn (1916), a one-act play by the inventive Lord Dunsany.

Even the cast of characters brings a chill:

A. E. Scott-Fortesque (The Toff), a dilapidated gentleman
William Jones (Bill), Albert Thomas, Jacob Smith (Sniggers), merchant sailors
First Priest of Klesh
Second Priest of Klesh
Third Priest of Klesh
Klesh

Available at Gutenberg

@djuric_zlatko: Charles III spoke at the opening of parliament for the first time as monarch, calling for support for Israel and Ukraine. by Maniak in WayOfTheBern

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Monarchies gotta stick together.

Telecom Sector Sees Major Layoffs Despite Historic Stretch Of Tax Breaks, Regulatory Favors by RandomCollection in WayOfTheBern

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The history of telecom has always been to increase automation so that fewer employees would be needed. I like the old San Francisco Chinese Telephone Exchange. The operators knew everybody's name, so you'd tell them a name instead of a number.

40% of people willfully choose to be ignorant. Here’s why ¦ We all have a place in our lives where we look the other way and pretend everything is fine. It's a built-in excuse to act selfishly. by RandomCollection in WayOfTheBern

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If people realized how awful things are, many would not be able to function. At the very least, people would be terribly unhappy. So to survive, they adopt Thomas Gray's saying "Where ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise". But then Thomas Jefferson said "if ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?"

@jvgraz: There is no more barbaric work of fiction than the Hebrew Bible. For example: Kill any woman you don't approve of. by Maniak in WayOfTheBern

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Yikes!

That's really awful. But so is the Malleus Maleficarum a 15th Century manual written by two Catholic inquisitors on how to identify and dispatch witches.

"Blimey, I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!"

The Malleus Maleficarum is featured in the superb 1922 Swedish documentary Häxan (The Witch), with excellent reenactments of Medieval witch inquisition, and its similarity to modern treatment of female "hysteria".

Israel: Between Fear and Loathing by penelopepnortney in WayOfTheBern

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“for as long as it takes”

I just realized that “for as long as it takes” has two meanings here: “for as long as required” and “for as long as it works”. In Ukraine, the meaning is quickly shifting to the second meaning.

And in other news: Call to fight ‘snow penises’ issued in Russia by penelopepnortney in WayOfTheBern

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... broke it apart with shovels.

Priapus will get you for that.

And in other news: Call to fight ‘snow penises’ issued in Russia by penelopepnortney in WayOfTheBern

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I think the reason Bubnov is so upset is that someone said "he has no penis", which sounds like "snow penis". The sculptures are a standing reminder of the insult.

This comment was inspired by the old joke:

Q: Why are snow peas called snow peas?
A: Because when you open them up, there's no peas!

FNDP: Word on the street is that this sub is going to have a "music festival" style topic tomorrow. Would be a shame if something unfortunate were to happen to it... 🐎🐑🦄🐻😺 by Caelian in WayOfTheBern

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I suppose that's pretty epic with lots of cool CGI, but it's really just an unimaginative copy of Alexander Nevsky's "Battle on the Ice" with unmemorable music.

From a FNDP 10 months ago:

Perhaps the best fusion of film and music is Sergei Eisenstein's 1938 epic Alexander Nevsky with superb score by Sergei Prokofiev. The film reënacts the invasion of Russia by the Knights of the Teutonic Order in 1242, culminating with the battle on frozen Lake Peipus. The parallels between the 13th Century knights and 1930s Nazis are deliberate.

Here is the full 27 minute "Battle on the Ice".

It's terrific, but you should really watch it on a bigger screen. Here are some highlights:

The Russians wait for the Teutonic attack. Anyone who asks why they're wearing giant Hershey's Kisses as helmets will go to bed without dessert.

The Teutonic Order. They believe God is on their side. The charge begins. Excellent music.

The leaders of the Teutonic Knights. Awesome helmets! Why do the bad guys always get better costumes? Boba Fett's helmet is based on these.

On the other hand, Alexander Nevsky's helmet with the eye-shield is awesome too. When he pulls it down he's ready to rrrrrumble!

Keep watching. Note how the camera is on the Russian foot-soldiers but you can hear the pulsing music of the Teutonic horsemen.

At 6:20 the Russian foot-soldiers deliberately retreat to draw the Teutons into a pincer formation. Lots of nasty hand-to-hand combat.

The Russian flanks attack! Go Prokofiev!

The battle is turning. The bishop with the mitre is not happy with what he's seeing. Are those decorations swastikas?

The Teutons regroup. Maybe prayer will help. Look at the Teutonic foot-soldiers' helmets at 15:20. Look familiar?

The final rout begins. Careful! Thin ice ahead!

What could be the reasons for the Western delay in hypersonic weapons? by RandomCollection in WayOfTheBern

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The West pushed electronics and computing much further...

I had an epiphany when I visited the Arms and Armor collection at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in NYC. The craftsmanship of some of these items is incredible. I had no idea that such precision work was possible at the time these were made. I suddenly realized that it was possible, but was undoubtedly really expensive and could only be afforded on a military budget. Yep, outrageous spending on military equipment is nothing new.

I have read that Russian microelectronics is way behind the West — that is, Taiwan and South Korea — and cannot possibly compete with the West and China in consumer electronics. But, Russia realizes that military electronics is critical to its existence and they are quite competent making military semiconductors. Sure, they're more expensive than imports, but having domestic capability that can't be embargoed is worth the cost. Plus, military electronics needs to be electrically more robust than consumer crap, so using older processes with larger transistors is an advantage.

I remember a time when Americans were joking about MiG fighters using vacuum tubes instead of transistors. They stopped laughing when someone pointed out that the tubes could survive an electromagnetic pulse (EMP) that would fry the transistors.

Regarding computing, my understanding is that Russian programmers have superior math skills and probably write better code. Western programmers — most based in India — have the "luxury" of faster processors and lots of memory, so they can write wasteful, inefficient code. A careful programmer can easily make up for the difference in electronics.

JMO/YMMV

SCOTT RITTER: John Kirby v. Russian Military ¦ Something is happening between Ukraine and Russia that has the U.S. National Security Council spokesperson desperately trying to prepare the U.S. audience for significant developments. by RandomCollection in WayOfTheBern

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"we could win if we had Russia's military."

LOL! "If we were Russia, we'd be winning" 🐻

A fine sillygism indeed.

What could be the reasons for the Western delay in hypersonic weapons? by RandomCollection in WayOfTheBern

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To quote Mattel's 1992 Teen Talk Barbie: "Math class is tough" 😺

To paraphrase Elon Musk: "production is hell".

To quote Charles Kettering: "Research is deciding what to Do when you can't go on Doing what you're Doing now." Probably from the 1920s, back when the USA knew how to make things other than phony money.

FNDP: Word on the street is that this sub is going to have a "music festival" style topic tomorrow. Would be a shame if something unfortunate were to happen to it... 🐎🐑🦄🐻😺 by Caelian in WayOfTheBern

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Hyung-ki Joo & Dame Felicity Lott sing Rossini's delightful Duetto buffo di due gatti (comic duet for two cats). One of my favorite songs!

FNDP: Word on the street is that this sub is going to have a "music festival" style topic tomorrow. Would be a shame if something unfortunate were to happen to it... 🐎🐑🦄🐻😺 by Caelian in WayOfTheBern

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Utterly hilarious performance of Wilhelm Ganz' Grand Galop de Concert Qui Vive! by Hyung-ki Joo and Yu Horiuchi

Qui vive? (who is alive?) is the French version of a sentry's challenge "who goes there?"

FNDP: Word on the street is that this sub is going to have a "music festival" style topic tomorrow. Would be a shame if something unfortunate were to happen to it... 🐎🐑🦄🐻😺 by Caelian in WayOfTheBern

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What songs do you play when it feels like you need to get ready to gallop 110% because the predators are circling?

"The Devil's Gallop" by Charles Williams, of course. What else?

Ukraine's C-in-C: "There will most likely be no deep and beautiful breakthrough," war is in "stalemate" by MeganDelacroix in WayOfTheBern

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Ukraine's C-in-C: war is in "stalemate"

"We didn't lose Vietnam. It was a tie!"

-- Kevin Kline as Otto in A Fish Called Wanda (1988)

Behold Vienna's Brand New, $1.9 Million Public Art Travesty by MeganDelacroix in WayOfTheBern

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You know, I find the new fountain rather amusing in its childish whimsiness. Vienna has hundreds of classical sculptures and there would be nothing special about yet another nice Viennese statue group mit Schlag. This three-dimensional cartoon would have appealed to me greatly at age 11, and appeals to the 11-year-old still inside me. But then, I'm also a fan of the American artist Red Grooms, who constructed wonderful 3-D cartoons like his very droll Chicago, which I got to see in person.

Hey Berners! by meh679 in WayOfTheBern

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That was terrific! Statler & Waldorf were probably based on Sidney Spritzer. This routine sure was.

This is The Question for Everyone •/s/WritingsOnTheWall by EddieC in WayOfTheBern

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Reciprocity makes me think of "When You're Good To Mama" from Chicago (1975 musical)

Ask any of the chickies in my pen
They'll tell you I'm the biggest mother hen
I love them all and all of them love me
Because the system works, the system called reciprocity...

It's a good number, but the "Cell Block Tango" is awesome.

This is The Question for Everyone •/s/WritingsOnTheWall by EddieC in WayOfTheBern

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Anyway, my work-around is to copy the text that SaidIt refuses to post, reload the page, then paste that text into the window and hit post immediately.

Usually that copy/paste sequence works for me, but sometimes I need to go back to the New list and reselect the post in which I'm trying to comment. Pain in the ass.

Hey Berners! by meh679 in WayOfTheBern

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Howdy!

Your "Hey Burners!" reminds me of Sidney Spritzer from the old Milton Berle Show. Spritzer sat in a box above the stage and heckled Berle. Spritzer, played by veteran vaudevillian Irving Benson, delivered his lines in a perfect deadpan. Here's the exchange I remember:

Spritzer (in box above the stage): Hey Berle!
Berle, looking up, annoyed: What?
S: I don't like the way you're doing the show.
B: Well, what's wrong with how I'm doing the show?
S: For one thing, you're too close to the camera.
B: Well, how far away should I be?
S: You got a car?

‘People can’t afford to raise families’: Gen Z not planning on having children due to a lack of money ¦ ‘The cost of living, particularly for renters, is higher than ever, so it’s no surprise that Gen-Z don’t feel that they can fund a little one when it’s a struggle to fund themselves’ by RandomCollection in WayOfTheBern

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Young people can't afford to reproduce.

It's not just the cost. Many young people look at Climate Change and cannot in good conscience bring infants into a world with no future. People who refuse to believe in Climate Change don't have this problem. The population keeps increasing.

The Soros-backed 'CREW' put a paid "anti extremism expert" on the stand in Trump's Colorado ballot case today. It didn't go well for them. by penelopepnortney in WayOfTheBern

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If the Democrats didn't insist on nominating terrible candidates for President, there would be no need for "judicial jiggery-pokery" to disqualify Trump who is, after all, a pretty lousy candidate himself.

H/T Antonin Scalia. I detest the man, but I love his phrase "interpretive jiggery-pokery" and had to adapt it.

The Soros-backed 'CREW' put a paid "anti extremism expert" on the stand in Trump's Colorado ballot case today. It didn't go well for them. by penelopepnortney in WayOfTheBern

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Oh for crying out loud. And I suppose naming your child Betsy, or George, or Martha is RW extremism too?

@anthonyzenkus: Oh look, there's half a trillion dollars worth of oil and natural gas off the cost of Gaza and the West Bank and Israel wants it all to themselves. No wonder this is all happening and the US is in lockstep. Jfc. by Maniak in WayOfTheBern

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From Tintin in America, recently cancelled for dated stereotypes.

In this page, Tintin has accidentally discovered oil on Native American land. Capitalists smell profits and swoop in to make a deal. When Tintin tells them that the land belongs to the Native Americans, the IDF clears them out. Capitalism ensues.