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[–]CaelianPost No Toasties 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

At this point, Europe is a bunch of chihuahuas trying to pick a fight with a Doberman

From the Scottish wing of the Old Jokes Home:

A Scotsman is walking his Great Dane. It's hot and he's thirsty, so he decides to stop at the pub. He ties his Great Dane to a post outside and goes in for a pint.

A few minutes later, a distraught man comes in and asks "Is that your Great Dane tied up outside?"

-- "Aye, what of it?"

-- "I'm afraid my dog may have killed him."

-- "What kind of dog do you have that could kill a Great Dane?"

-- "Well, he's a Chihuahua."

-- "How in hell could a Chihuahua kill a Great Dane?"

-- "Well, I'm afraid the wee bastard got caught in his throat."

[–]penelopepnortneyBecome ungovernable 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

That's a keeper!