NOT SATIRE: Britain Prints Knife Crime Warnings On Fried Chicken Boxes

Jesus-Christ · 2019-08-17T09:39:28+00:00

Florida man meets English man

Jesus-Christ · 2019-08-15T19:54:20+00:00

"Skyblivion is a volunteer-based project by the TESRenewal modding group. We aim to bring The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion to a new generation of gamers and re-introduce it to long time fans of the series. We are currently in the process of porting and rebuilding Cyrodiil along with all of its quests, locations and characters into Skyrim and Skyrim: Special Edition.

Upon release, our mod will be completely modular which means that the player will be able to choose what components he/she wants to have installed. This includes all enhancements developed by the team such as our Landscaping Overhaul, Interior Overhaul, City Overhaul, Weapon/Armor Overhaul and much more.

SKYBLIVION will be 100% FREE, but in order to play, we require our users to own both Skyrim and Oblivion including the DLCs. Without these requirements our installer will not install the mod."

If you would like to know more, please check out their website. https://skyblivion.com/

Jesus-Christ · 2019-08-15T11:11:09+00:00

Ha, nice video! I see you're a stealth archer? Argonian too, if I'm not mistaken! I'm currently playing as a wood elf archer.

Jesus-Christ · 2019-08-15T11:08:18+00:00

I agree, I reckon it will take a while for some news to come out unfortunately.

Jesus-Christ · 2019-08-15T11:07:37+00:00

Wasn't trying to come off as strict haha, sorry. I pretty much copy and pasted this thread from the Elder Scrolls subreddit, official news and what not can be their own threads. The speculation thread is pretty much just for those to discuss or talk about certain things regarding the next Elder Scrolls as opposed to clogging up other threads about it.

Jesus-Christ · 2019-08-15T11:00:00+00:00

You're probably talking about the werewolf quest in Falkreath where the guy was imprisoned for tearing a little girl apart, yea the dude in the cell is supposed to walk up to talk to you so it was probably bugged. The meme here is from Oblivion where your contract is to kill a dark elf prisoner. Not much news about Elder Scrolls 6 other than rumours and speculation, and the reveal trailer they showed a while back.

Jesus-Christ · 2019-08-14T16:49:55+00:00

Hell yea brudda, I was there from the very start! Stay hydrated!

Jesus-Christ · 2019-08-14T16:48:50+00:00

This new anti-toothpaste campaign is weird man.

Jesus-Christ · 2019-08-13T17:15:45+00:00

Yes I stole this from Reddit, but I need something to get the ball rolling.

Jesus-Christ · 2019-08-13T16:42:29+00:00

"I'm in for murder, you?"

Jesus-Christ · 2019-08-12T16:30:08+00:00

Hoefully quick and painless? Dunno, never got my head crushed before.

Jesus-Christ · 2019-08-12T15:59:44+00:00

It's a garbage site, many losers there arguing all day.

Jesus-Christ · 2019-08-11T10:57:59+00:00

Smart people would have no kids. lol

Jesus-Christ · 2019-08-09T10:48:00+00:00

Browne down from a right hook in round four. Browne dropped two more times in the seventh round. Fight stopped in eight round due to a clash of heads, with Browne suffering a very bad cut above his eye. Partial round must also be scored.

Judges' Scores: 75-74, 75-74, 75-74 for Pascal

Jesus-Christ · 2019-08-01T10:27:35+00:00

STOP GOING FULL FORCE

Jesus-Christ · 2019-07-31T12:38:53+00:00

Imagine being the kid on the swingset watching that shit

Jesus-Christ · 2019-07-30T18:45:42+00:00

"The uploader has not made this video available in your country."

Jesus-Christ · 2019-07-30T10:09:47+00:00

Judges' Scores: 114-113 Thurman, 115-112 Pacquiao, 115-112 for Pacquiao

Jesus-Christ · 2019-07-29T16:11:25+00:00

Result: Joshua dropped and stopped by Round 7.

Jesus-Christ · 2019-07-29T15:23:16+00:00

I had it as a draw, Katie was landing more clear punches earlier on and it was the last round I gave to Persoon which made it a draw in my opinion. Persoon was punching air in the first half, after watching it for a second time I don't think this was much of a robbery as people made it out to be. Round 7 could've went either way.

Jesus-Christ · 2019-07-29T15:21:52+00:00

Judges' Scores: 95-95, 96-94, 96-94 for Taylor

Jesus-Christ · 2019-07-29T15:16:24+00:00

Result: Schwarz dropped and stopped by Round 2.

Jesus-Christ · 2019-07-29T13:41:55+00:00

Judges' Scores: 115-112, 115-112, 116-111 for Whyte

30th July; Dillian Whyte Suspended By WBC

An "A" Sample UKAD collected from Mr. Dillian Whyte in relation with his bout against Oscar Rivas yielded an adverse finding. In light of that adverse finding, and pending the outcome of the WBC’s own investigation and adjudicatory process, the WBC is provisionally suspending the WBC’s recognition of Dillian Whyte as WBC Interim World Heavyweight Champion and Mandatory Challenger of the division.

Jesus-Christ · 2019-07-29T12:38:18+00:00

Sitting there like, "you done?"

Jesus-Christ · 2019-06-19T18:57:52+00:00

I've had plenty and only seem to remember them randomly, I honestly can't recite some of the terrible moments I've had but they will sometimes cross my mind and make me cringe to death.

Jesus-Christ · 2019-03-25T10:49:13+00:00

REMOVE! REMOVE! Oh, wait never mind - it's just Brazil, thought that happened to us for a sec. Phew.

Jesus-Christ · 2019-03-25T10:46:52+00:00

Poor guy, at that point I'd rather just die. No point in having your fucking tongue and fingers cut off just so you can bleed to death.

Jesus-Christ · 2019-03-23T12:17:11+00:00

Welcome!

Jesus-Christ · 2019-03-23T11:39:32+00:00

Man what a bunch of idiots. You only see the successful ones on Youtube.

Jesus-Christ · 2019-03-23T09:59:13+00:00

No idea, maybe they were asleep and it had gotten so bad that by the time they woke up it didn't take long for them to die. Spooky when he looked right into one, imagine if it moved or jumped forward lol.

Jesus-Christ · 2019-03-23T00:36:17+00:00

Oh wow, I thought this was real for a sec until I read the comments!

Jesus-Christ · 2019-03-22T19:35:44+00:00

The article linked states how the Novichok incident was a false flag in order to "ramp up conflict with Russia and demonize Putin." If anything it provides context to the image, I think the image is saying the person who was poisoned actually looks better than before. "Also in this pre-scripted edited video tape from Reuters recorded around May 20th, Yulia Skripal looks like she's spent a month at a health spa, rather than spent weeks in a coma in a near death experience."

The only "mission" here is to provide a platform for those who are fed up of the political agendas, corporations and censorship that goes on with sites such as Reddit. The great thing about this site is that if you don't find it funny, you can move on. As opposed to being downvoted into oblivion because it doesn't fit the consensus of the site. If you want to find a site that has a "mission", check out VOAT if Reddit isn't enough.

Jesus-Christ · 2019-03-22T19:02:56+00:00

This is what happens when you are ignorant.

"Don't be so stupid, Morocco is safe and great for chasing experiences!"

Jesus-Christ · 2019-03-22T18:43:14+00:00

Oh trust me, I have many pages saved in a google document and across multiple forums/subreddits that are as long as you say yours will be. I've just had a lot of time to think about it.

Jesus-Christ · 2019-03-22T18:33:08+00:00

My bad, I thought it did it automatically in a sub like this. I'm on the loo rn and can't seem to find the NSFW flair?

EDIT: Just did it on desktop anyway.

Jesus-Christ · 2019-03-22T15:39:34+00:00

That dude has an incredibly long middle finger.

Jesus-Christ · 2019-03-22T15:32:29+00:00

It's true!

Jesus-Christ · 2019-03-22T15:20:54+00:00

Fucking disgusting.

Jesus-Christ · 2019-03-22T11:23:50+00:00

Never really thought about it, I guess funny ones. Like upclose shots of peoples faces lol.

Jesus-Christ · 2019-03-22T11:00:27+00:00

I enjoy doing human things, like inhaling oxygen and exhaling carbon dioxide.

Wow man, we have a lot in common! I thought I was the only one who did these things and felt so left out!!

Jesus-Christ · 2019-03-22T10:53:43+00:00

Welcome to the community!

Jesus-Christ · 2019-03-22T10:53:00+00:00

There are many Jesus's in this universe, together we stand as one :p

Jesus-Christ · 2019-03-22T10:29:31+00:00

The holy one shows the good, the bad, and the ugly ;)

Jesus-Christ · 2019-03-22T00:13:34+00:00

The bad out-weighs the good in this world.

Jesus-Christ · 2019-03-21T22:46:24+00:00

Nah, they give me new appreciations for life.

Jesus-Christ · 2019-03-21T16:22:32+00:00

I was going to start a sub doing the opposite lol.

Jesus-Christ · 2019-03-21T16:18:23+00:00

hopeful optimism may suit you better.

Honestly, hopeful optimism has got me no-where. In fact, I think it's only tricked me into being naive. Being hopeful for a future that doesn't exist, and then being let down by failure. It's a constant thing that's on repeat and it's torture, because I fall into a false sense of security.

Living by your own code brings you peace.

What's not to say that death will also bring you peace? I think if worse comes to worst, and you have a guilty conscious you could just commit suicide. Which will bring you eternal peace. That's what a lot of people resort to after all, when things get tough or you simply can't live with the actions you have made death will always be there. I'm not encouraging it, but to me it's a viable option given the circumstance. (I'm not actively looking by the way, I am suicidal but I won't be dying any time soon).

When you lose basic human characteristics that people are taught from a young age, you don't consider moral principles and you don't use it to ground yourself with which is the case for me. I don't have to be nice, but I choose to be. Does it matter at the end of the day? Not really, because the actions I make are not what keeps me awake at night. What keeps me awake at night is the inability to make change and the hopelessness it brings. Selfish? Yea, but most people are.

It may or may not make you important, but you are part of something.

I am part of something I don't want to be, it's safe to say we didn't have the choice to be here. But because of the selfishness of others we exist, we exist because our parents wanted a child. But to have one whilst acknowledging the problems they will go through is a conflicting thought to me. We exist because they wanted us to, or maybe we were a mistake. At the end of the day we're here, and some of us don't necessarily want to be. We're expected to follow the rules set when regardless of what we choose to do, we're just going to die anyways. Yea, I mean I don't really have any hope for humanity or for myself. So at this point I'm just letting time pass and watching the chaos ensue.

Jesus-Christ · 2019-03-21T12:51:57+00:00

Yea so this one disturbed me a little, I've seen a lot of shit in the past and this is definitely up there.

Jesus-Christ · 2019-03-21T12:25:38+00:00

aka your post doesn't fit this subreddit's political agenda.

Jesus-Christ · 2019-03-21T12:21:51+00:00

were invited there by a community for fans of a (usually violent) game.

Gosh darn video games at it again!

“Is this a nazi server because I’m a nazi,” to which another member replied, with a photo of two Tyrannosaurus rexes having sex

Stay classy, Discord. lol

Jesus-Christ · 2019-03-21T12:10:30+00:00

Time for Lineage OS.

Jesus-Christ · 2019-03-21T12:09:14+00:00

That's kinda why there has been an influx in people here recently.

Jesus-Christ · 2019-03-21T11:26:05+00:00

That's exactly what I thought.

Jesus-Christ · 2019-03-21T11:23:43+00:00

Objectionable Publication

Just searched it up to get a proper definition; "depicts or otherwise deals with these subjects in a way that's likely to cause injury to the public good."

So somehow videos that contain gore can cause harm how exactly? Bullshit. I didn't see New Zealand use the Publications Classification Act on any of the other videos that contain gore on the internet. Nice use of censorship there.

Nice one New Zealand. Imagine being sentanced to prison for sharing a fucking video.

The married father-of-six, who was arrested in a police raid at his Christchurch home on Tuesday, was refused bail.

It's as if the people sharing the video aren't actual criminals, shocker. I'm only going to share this video even more now haha.

Jesus-Christ · 2019-03-20T22:28:43+00:00

Amen brudda.

Jesus-Christ · 2019-03-20T20:33:01+00:00

Holy shit I love you, this site is amazing lol.

Jesus-Christ · 2019-03-20T20:06:43+00:00

That's pretty awesome but rough at the same time. You're gonna go through some hard times, friend. Hopefully you'll be able to attract people that donate consistently, when I start working again I'll start chipping in too! Will there be ways to donate via paypal? Patreon seems to make me use my debit card and bitcoin is hard to obtain sometimes in my situation.

Jesus-Christ · 2019-03-20T19:56:50+00:00

Quick question, as the site gets bigger - how exactly are you going to recruit more admins? Does the site make any money? If you don't then do you expect admins to work on a voluntarily basis? I'm just wondering, because as you've mentioned it's going to get quite tough to moderate with this idea in mind.

Jesus-Christ · 2019-03-20T19:51:14+00:00

Dude you have the best username yet, fuck.

Jesus-Christ · 2019-03-20T19:49:54+00:00

For sure!

Jesus-Christ · 2019-03-20T19:05:17+00:00

Yup! I like it too :) Enjoy your stay!

Jesus-Christ · 2019-03-20T18:46:32+00:00

Well I'm probably banned already then, I've been using NordVPN for the longest time.

Jesus-Christ · 2019-03-20T18:10:30+00:00

Welcome! If you don't wanna be subbed to everything, you can go to preferences and choose to unsub from it all. You are originally subscribed to all the subs so that you can go through things you like and don't like and decide with whether you wanna stay subscribed or not. I guess it's a better way of finding new subs all the time. You will be able to create your own subreddits after two weeks from your account's creation, this is to prevent spam. The button will appear below the submit link buttons when it is unlocked. As for karma, the upvote and downvote has gone and is instead replaced with 'funny' and 'interesting' instead. I think this is used to stop people from downvoting things just because they don't like it, which was a problem with Reddit. This way, you can sort posts and comments by "funny" and "interesting". It is reccomended you use the debate pyramid when debating or discussing with someone too. The only thing different here is the no-pornography rule and discussing of illegal vendors I believe, though Gore is allowed.

Here's the content policy for more info; https://saidit.net/s/SaidIt/comments/j1/the_saiditnet_terms_and_content_policy/

Jesus-Christ · 2019-03-20T18:03:52+00:00

That's also something I've worried about.

Jesus-Christ · 2019-03-20T16:18:57+00:00

I don't play many RPGs if I'm honest, but my favourite game of all time is Elder Scrolls Oblivion. I play a few other games such as Chivalry Medieval Warfare too. As for my thoughts, I can't say I dislike them but the problem is me not being able or having the energy to learn the mechanics of them. It's why I usually play simple ones haha. I wish I was able to enjoy games as much as I did when I was younger, these days I find it hard to get invested into a video game. I'm usually sceptic when I see a new trailer, as opposed to being excited for it. I guess it's fear from being let down, because I've noticed a lot of games these days are over-hyped and regurgitated. There are indie games better than some triple A titles now, it's weird. I'm either losing interest in the hobby all together, or the industry is changing for the worst. Or a bit of both, I don't really know.

Do you like any other genres? What books do you read? I don't read much, but when I did it was usually dystopian fiction. Also, if you're interested in internet privacy I can refer you to a website that offers free and open source alternatives to things. It's pretty interesting even if you aren't gonna use anything from there!

Jesus-Christ · 2019-03-20T14:13:12+00:00

Life could be better. As for what I've done recently, absolutely nothing. I think that's the problem, but the cycles we sometimes find ourselves in can be hard to break.

As for what I like doing, not much. I occassionally play games, currently playing Team Fortress 2. I sometimes work on my garden when it's sunny, I'm not particuarly a green thumb but I enjoy working on it whilst it's quiet. I uhh, browse this website in hopes of finding new members and... rant about censorship on Reddit :)) I'm also interested in internet privacy, whilst it's good I am starting to value my privacy more - it's also becoming something I enjoy searching about. Currently been looking into Edward Snowden and the things he leaked from the NSA. I might even start using LineageOS on my smartphone but I'm kind of afraid of fucking it up since I'm still new to all of this.

What about you, Laser_Magnum?

Jesus-Christ · 2019-03-20T14:00:06+00:00

Yea I'm glad this happened, I want this site to grow more than anything else!

Jesus-Christ · 2019-03-20T13:00:40+00:00

Voat was a honey pot?

Jesus-Christ · 2019-03-20T12:54:12+00:00

Where's God when you need him.

Jesus-Christ · 2019-03-20T12:51:33+00:00

This is what's so fucked about this entire thing, subreddits such as watchpeopledie had thousands of videos of little kids being crushed, set on fire and beheaded. But as soon as it happens to 'us' everyone goes ape shit, and the video gets scrubbed from the internet.

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