The Babylon Bee: Mattel Unveils New Pregnant Ken Doll

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-05-12T00:18:44+00:00

You misspelled "priests."

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-05-12T00:18:15+00:00

This.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-13T23:16:24+00:00

Flagged for hate speech.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-13T23:03:56+00:00

Peter Griffin was right about Canada.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-13T22:45:45+00:00

Oprah is a dope and most of her viewers are fat gullible white women who fell for every fad diet except one that works. She enabled both him and Dr. Phil to gain national notoriety.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-13T22:44:12+00:00

That's because pot is no more exempt from the laws of economics and supply and demand than any other commodity. It's really not hard to comprehend: they only "legalized" it so they could extort protection money from the industry while making it harder for those who aren't already rich to start a business. The Italians muscled their way in just like they did with liquor and they did it to keep Blacks and Mexicans out, as per usual.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-13T22:41:42+00:00

Somebody had to stand up to peDoISNEY's grooming shit.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-13T22:40:48+00:00

Flagged for promoting genocide and misinformation. The so-called uKKKraine is the second most homophobic country in Europe.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-13T22:40:07+00:00

Self-hate? What self-hate?

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-13T22:29:43+00:00

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Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-13T22:29:30+00:00

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Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-13T16:55:17+00:00

Sexist misandrist crap. HuffPo needs to be shut down.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-12T20:32:36+00:00

He said that 20 years ago.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-12T19:54:04+00:00

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Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T23:47:24+00:00

The shitlibs' fetish for illegal immigration will bite them in the ass and this is how.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T23:43:40+00:00

"Homosexual propaganda" is an oxymoron. Homosexuality and homosexuality alone is normal. It's everything else that's problematic. Neoliberalism sold us the lie that all sexual orientations are equal. They aren't. Equity means acknowledging the innate superiority of homosexuality and restructuring the entire school curriculum around that irrefutable, scientifically documented fact.

It's het and tr-nscult propaganda that needs to be removed from the schools by every means necessary.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T23:38:49+00:00

Bothsidesism is whataboutism. I'd gladly ban het and tr-nscult propaganda from the schools without banning anything Gay. Not everything Gay is porno. In fact, just for this, Gay-only sex education should be mandatory.

If you don't support #DropTheT, then you support degeneracy and you cannot call yourself conservative. And stay the HELL out of the GOP and the USA if you support this genital mutilation shit.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T23:36:39+00:00

Just say "Nyet" to the Great Reset!

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T23:27:23+00:00

Jesus is how Satan tricked the world into believing he was good.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T23:26:40+00:00

France deserves to fall if they re-elect Macron. So does the entire so-called "west" at this point. Let Putin take over, then you'll still have the same color flag flying over Paris.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T23:25:18+00:00

The ones who "did stuff" did stuff that destroyed this country. Computers existed in the 1960s so boomers couldn't possibly have invented them.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T23:24:22+00:00

Trump built the wall on the wrong side.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T23:24:00+00:00

Because that would require him to have sex with a man since that's what a woman is according to Diversity Hire.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T23:23:34+00:00

Your mom should be in jail, not this guy.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T23:22:54+00:00

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Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T23:14:19+00:00

Zelensky is a western puppet and a homophobe.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T23:12:56+00:00

It was never normal. It was always a Nazi-infested terrorist network.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T23:12:06+00:00

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Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T23:11:38+00:00

Then they deserve total Russian annexation as payback for western imperialist terrorism.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T23:11:17+00:00

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Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T23:11:13+00:00

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Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T23:10:57+00:00

Flagged for spreading the racist myth that non-yt people are capable of committing "war crimes." For it to meet that qualification, non-yt people must be on the receiving end. When on the giving end, it's not a "war crime." It's social justice.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T23:10:07+00:00

All western anti-Russian propaganda is just that: propaganda, which is just a fancy word for lies. Russia is the good guy and will win because right makes might, the exact opposite of the greedy imperialist terrorist west who believes might makes right.

And you are still lynching Black people.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T23:09:01+00:00

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Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T23:08:55+00:00

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Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T23:08:26+00:00

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Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T23:07:51+00:00

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Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T23:07:29+00:00

The TP slur is itself a slur against anyone who isn't a sick freak.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T23:06:55+00:00

Flagged for white supremacist imperialist terrorism against God's chosen people.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T23:06:41+00:00

Flagged for white supremacist imperialist terrorism against God's chosen people.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T23:06:35+00:00

Typical gentile blasphemy.

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Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T23:05:25+00:00

Lefties: Israel is a not zee state.

Also lefties: Heil Zelensky!

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T23:01:56+00:00

The last time Lisa Simpson was right about anything was when she demonstrated an inverse relation between intelligence and happiness. It kind of makes sense: when you're the smartest person in the room, you're never among your intellectual peers.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T23:00:06+00:00

Accusing nonwhites of so-called "war crimes" is racist. It's only a "war crime" when committed by white hetero-gentile male degenerates against anyone else.

Oscumba is half-white so he's only half a terrorist. That's one half more than Putin who is about as white as Bruce Lee (no relation to Peggy).

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T22:59:05+00:00

This is what you get for turning your back on the Jewish God.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T22:57:54+00:00

Israel would have plenty of space for refugees if it had more land. Like, say, the entire Middle East.

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Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T22:57:08+00:00

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Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T22:56:39+00:00

If that were true, Joe Biden would be a homeless bum sleeping on a park bench.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T22:56:11+00:00

This obsession with mutilating the genitals of children by the left will be stopped by every means necessary even if it requires making homosexuality mandatory. Even that would require one to admit that sex is real, immutable, and unchangeable.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T22:55:04+00:00

I became a Trump supporter the moment he told the military to #DropTheT.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T22:54:38+00:00

It's Trump or Civil War. DeSantis is a great governor but he needs to wait until 2028 to run for President. Florida needs him now.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T22:53:38+00:00

If God had wanted men and women to be together, then He would have made us the same.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T22:52:37+00:00

The handmaids who sacrificed their Gay sons and nephews to the tr-nscult deserve worse than what they get.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T22:50:30+00:00

This was an ideological lynching. It is an attack on Black conservatism and therefore an attack on Blackness itself.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T22:49:46+00:00

They will be when Putin shoves them in the gulag where they belong. And they will deserve it.

If that was me, I would be dropping H-bombs left and right on these motherfuckers. By which I mean the word George Jefferson used to use to compare the yt race to geese.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T22:44:09+00:00

Project much? Gays and lesbians have damn good reason to hate and fear the oppressor classes. Flagged for harassment, bullying, homophobic hate speech and terrorism. This is why Russia doesn't go far enough.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T22:43:46+00:00

When good intentions and/or virtue signalling attempts are so lazy and poorly done, that it accidentally condemns everyone and everything in the entire whole world...

Then at least they are all equally condemned. The UN is a hate group anyway. Their multi-decade Arab-led jihad against Israel is pure projection. Every Arab state is an apartheid ethnostate by their own definition. Israel is more diverse than San Francisco. And they legalized gay sex when it was still illegal in multiple US states when it was only ever illegal because of British Civil Law to begin with. Homophobia is white supremacy.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T19:47:35+00:00

There is no contradiction between the two.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T16:35:23+00:00

Slavs = Europeans = white

Russians = Asians = not white.

It's literally that simple.

Flagged for promoting white supremacist terrorist imperialist propaganda. Terrorism is an act of performative white supremacy and therefore it is racist to use that word to refer to people of color for retaliating against white supremacist terrorist imperialism with the use of force. It is also racist to use the word racist to refer to people of color for the same reasons. Both those words are white supremacist racial slurs. There is no such thing as auntie whyte raycissum. That's just a woke way of saying the N-word. It's how white liberals maintain a white supremacist status quo.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T16:32:57+00:00

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Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T16:32:12+00:00

Flagged for harassment and bullying in the name of the white supremacist terrorist imperialist oligarchy.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T16:30:10+00:00

Aka racist hate speech in the name of white supremacist imperialist terrorism. "Orange man bad" rhetoric is white supremacist to the core.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T16:26:40+00:00

Stop harassing me. And use words with letters. Stop writing like a child.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T16:26:20+00:00

Since you are pushing Communist propaganda you should be defending Stalin for his glorious victory against Hitler, the betrayer of the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact. Eurotrash terrorist war criminals will be held accountable when Russia annexes them all.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T16:25:09+00:00

Flagged for harassment, bullying, ableist hate speech, and defending white supremacist imperialist terrorism

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T16:24:52+00:00

Flagged for harassment, bullying, and defending white supremacist imperialist terrorism, not to mention projecting your own incelhood onto a gay man which reeks of homophobia.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T16:24:26+00:00

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Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T16:20:05+00:00

"Just say no" was only for drugs that actually work.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T15:59:53+00:00

The hell it isn't. Gays are taking over by every means necessary and all attempts to stop us will be vanquished

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T15:58:59+00:00

Nope. They are the villain.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T15:52:00+00:00

This is why Black people should be Jewish. And vice versa.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T15:50:47+00:00

Are you talking about Hunter S. Thompson or Johnny Depp?

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T15:49:35+00:00

Flagged for misinformation and for fomenting anti-Southern bigotry. Nothing in that bill treats homosexuality any differently than the rest of you perverted degenerate bigoted war criminals. You can't even teach your children how Daddy got Mommy drunk and essentially raped her to create them.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T15:47:59+00:00

Flagged for white supremacist terrorist imperialist propaganda. Your campaign to make Russia communist again through a Chinese-led proxy war will not only fail but justify any and all retaliation against the so-called west.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T15:47:23+00:00

"Russian bots" is western terrorist propaganda from the same west that used robotics as an excuse to put human beings out of work. The so-called uKKKraine is just another eurotrash terrorist shithole and an illegal occupation of Russian territory by neo-Nazi terrorists whose war crimes against ethnic Russians living in the Donbass has been thoroughly documented.

Russia doesn't go far enough. Flagged for white supremacist terrorist imperialist propaganda.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T15:45:16+00:00

No Mac version (which they could manage when I was a child), no sale.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T15:43:01+00:00

Atheists are the ones doing the marginalizing, and if they were religious they would use that as an excuse to hate. They are what they accuse the religious of being. It's like Islam without Allah or Muhammad.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T15:41:38+00:00

Atheism is just antisemitism extrapolated onto every other religion.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T15:40:27+00:00

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Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T15:40:00+00:00

The singularly assured destruction will be of the entire so-called west if it continues on this course.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T15:37:55+00:00

ZOG

When Putin takes over you will be first in line for the gulag.

Flagged for promoting yt supremacy, the biggest oxymoron in history believed only by morons.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T15:36:58+00:00

They deserve what they get from Russia and so does every member of the Nazi Aryan Terrorist Operation.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T15:35:25+00:00

Every NATO response is terrorism because NATO is al-qaeda for white people.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T15:34:59+00:00

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Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T15:34:51+00:00

All NATO states are terrorist states and will be annexed by Russia.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T15:34:32+00:00

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Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T15:34:22+00:00

Actually it's quite wonderful when POCs acquire WMDs. White terrorism, white imperialism, and white supremacy make it not only justified but necessary for the basic survival of nonwhites.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T15:33:22+00:00

Russia will conquer the entire so-called west an annex every inch of it. Putin will finish what Stalin started and never should have stopped. All of Europe is rightly the property of Russia. Hitler's betrayal of the Molotov Ribbentrop Pact was signing Europe's death certificate, not just Germany's.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T15:32:07+00:00

I did and I'm rooting for Russia to annihilate the white supremacist imperialist terrorists by every means necessary. Support Putin or you are LITERALLY a Neo-Nazi.

Heter0ph0be4Life · 2022-04-11T15:31:27+00:00

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