Funny scene: Jeff Bezos gets mogged by Leonardo Dicaprio

submitted by casparvoneverecBig tiddy respecter from self.debatealtright

https://twitter.com/2cooI2blog/status/1457245864271953920

https://twitter.com/JeffBezos/status/1457720343297019909

This man has 100 billion dollars. One HUNDRED BILLION dollars, and it still can't save him from the mog.

We are fast approaching a world where being a handsome chad with 10 million dollars is better than being a dorky nerd with 10 billion.

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[–]literalotherkinNorm MacDonald Nationalism 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (27 children)

Fast approaching? WTF dude?

Do you think most women would rather have sex with DiCaprio or Bezos?

Hell even Musk could only get that pretty ropey Marx reading Canadian weirdo as a wife and even that ended.

Compare the wives of the Forbes 500 list with the wives of your average actor or even elite athlete.

Twas ever thus.

[–]MarkimusNational Socialist 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (16 children)

Hell even Musk could only get that pretty ropey Canadain weirdo as a wife and even that ended.

He was also cucking Johnny Depp with Amber Heard

[–]literalotherkinNorm MacDonald Nationalism 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (14 children)

I mean you'd think he could use his fucking allegedly big brain to not choose the most psychotic women available. I get the attraction to that type but still.

[–]MarkimusNational Socialist 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

I share his propensity to attract only women with personality disorders so I have no place to speak.

[–]literalotherkinNorm MacDonald Nationalism 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

I share his propensity to attract only women with personality disorders

Likewise.

[–]MarkimusNational Socialist 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Gang😎👍

[–]casparvoneverecBig tiddy respecter[S] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (10 children)

Amber is arguably in the top 3 hot women in the world. I'd understand fully if anyone wanted to hit that.

[–]literalotherkinNorm MacDonald Nationalism 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Oh please fucking top 3. Get the fuck out of here.

Throw a stone in a tiny Ukrainian village over your shoulder and you'll hit someone more attractive.

The best looking girls I went to high school with were all better looking than that above average lunatic.

[–]casparvoneverecBig tiddy respecter[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

watch never back down

[–]VraiBleuScots Protestant, Ulster Loyalist 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Top 3 in the world? Still not a chance in hell brother, any half decent girl can paint up for a film & look good with highly slective camera angles & lighting. Really she's 8.5 at best, worse in some pics

https://br.web.img3.acsta.net/c_310_420/pictures/19/11/27/23/32/2429874.jpg , https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/amazing-movietv-kisses/images/1/1c/Amber_heard_29.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20170730120935

She's got jowls ffs

[–]casparvoneverecBig tiddy respecter[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Okay, maybe I spoke too much. But she's definitely a solid 9

[–]Node 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Have you seen any pictures of her? Image searching that name on the google brings up images of a painted harlot with a hard look in her eyes. You couldn't pay me.

[–]Foidblaster9000 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Musk's line of wives have all been barely a 6 at best. Heard is more attractive than those gremlins, but you can see how batshit she is just by looking at her. You would think all of that money would buy him someone sane and above an 8. Maybe the autism is a ward against them?

[–]Node 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I've heard [heh] of the grimy one, but haven't really followed that African-Americans interactions with females. I thought the Amber Heard was divorcing or suing some actor over some made up bullshit. But anyway, she's not physically hideous on the outside. It's the reflection of her insides in her facial expressions that should be a warning.

You have to look past the potential for sex-with-a-real-female, and consider the whole package.

[–]casparvoneverecBig tiddy respecter[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

She's a solid 9 bro. Just because she's a bitch doesn't mean she's ugly as well. Lot of hot crazy girls out there.

[–]Node 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'm not saying she's physically repulsive. It's her expression and character that's repulsive.

You can't really have one without the other, so all of that goes into my rating.

[–]JuliusCaesar225Nationalist + Socialist 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Get better standards.

[–]casparvoneverecBig tiddy respecter[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I think that was just a rumor. Both he and heard have denied it.

[–]send_nasty_stuffNational Socialist 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Compare the wives of the Forbes 500 list with the wives of your average actor or even elite athlete.

Even semi pro athletes have hotter wives.

[–]casparvoneverecBig tiddy respecter[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (8 children)

Hell even Musk could only get that pretty ropey Marx reading Canadian weirdo as a wif

Nah. My man Elon was also married to Talulah Riley and she was hot af

[–]literalotherkinNorm MacDonald Nationalism 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

Talulah Riley

Yeah she's fucking gorgeous but he couldn't even make any Muskspawns with her. What a waste of time.

[–]casparvoneverecBig tiddy respecter[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

No worries, he made five white kids already

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

he gets girls with his money but they keep leaving him so the point is his money is in the end worthless

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    [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    you'll never have kids, but you live vicariously thru celebrities

    [–]FriedrichLudwig 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    Yeah a hot af woman who openly disrespected him and mocked him to his face.

    [–]casparvoneverecBig tiddy respecter[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    I wouldn't say disrespected or mocked. She's just tired from the hassle of looking after 5 kids that her not her own. I can't blame her. I wouldn't want to look after someone else's kids either.

    [–][deleted] 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    women care about money but what is bezos going to buy her that leo can't?

    [–]casparvoneverecBig tiddy respecter[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Good point

    [–]radicalcentristNational Centrism 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

    We are fast approaching a world where being a handsome chad with 10 million dollars is better than being a dorky nerd with 10 billion.

    If a nerd is smart, he would just go to Russia or some other poor Eastern European country, and just pick a 10/10 white girl and marry.

    Same with Brazil. White women are desperate to get out from that hellhole, you only have to introduce yourself and bitches will be on your dick.

    The mistake is dating Western/American Women. They've been passed around and rode the cock carousel in High School. Why settle for that, when you can get a fresh traditional virgin from abroad who will actually love you?

    Or join the Amish cult, where a Woman must stay with you for religious reasons.

    [–]casparvoneverecBig tiddy respecter[S] 7 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    poor Eastern European country

    Be middle aged American guy

    Marry leggy Natasha from Moscow

    Have one baby with her.

    One day out of the blue, she claims domestic abuse

    Divorce. She gets the house, the kid, and half your income.

    Next day chad bf moves in

    The sounds of her screaming orgasm can now be heard from a mile away.

    Cry in rundown one-man apartment.

    [–]VraiBleuScots Protestant, Ulster Loyalist 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Almost never seen this work in real life. 9/10 they end up with a gold digging BPD psycho. You ever been to Eastern Europe? Most of the women are just like they are here, Americans have this idolised views of these places because they're better on immigration & some other issues, but they're still all infected with (((American))) Hollywood-instilled degeneracy & most people there are atomised individuals with no community or traditions, just like here. It's the same everywhere really.

    Trad virgin wheatfield girls do exist in some areas but they keep to their own small community/church/whatever. That's why they still exist.

    Or join the Amish cult, where a Woman must stay with you for religious reasons.

    based Amish 👍

    [–]PUREOWNAGE 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    jeff who?