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[–]casparvoneverecBig tiddy respecter[S] 7 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

poor Eastern European country

Be middle aged American guy

Marry leggy Natasha from Moscow

Have one baby with her.

One day out of the blue, she claims domestic abuse

Divorce. She gets the house, the kid, and half your income.

Next day chad bf moves in

The sounds of her screaming orgasm can now be heard from a mile away.

Cry in rundown one-man apartment.