Woman finds out her dad has been buying her nudes on OnlyFans
2 years ago by Antarchomachus to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)
Yes! Graham Linehan's stunt of pretending to be a TiM on TiM-inclusive dating app for "lesbians" HER is getting press!
3 years ago by BEB to /s/GenderCritical from (metro.co.uk)
Amouranth wants to sell you beer made from her vaginal yeast
5 months ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)
Azealia Banks suspended from Twitter over "transphobic" tweets that everyone should read because Azealia is telling it like it is.
Woman fined for fighting back too much against a man who sexually assaulted her
8 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)
Man got so stuck in glory hole firefighters had to pull him until he was free
5 months ago by [deleted] to /s/news from (metro.co.uk)
Low-flying helicopter sparks massive crocodile orgy in Australia
Tennessee Criminalizes Drag Shows
1 year ago by chottohen to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)
Police say trolls who mocked drug dealer’s ‘receding hairline’ could be prosecuted
4 years ago by Skuly to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)
Huge McDonald’s order delivered to court where Trump sits in fraud trial
7 months ago by [deleted] to /s/funny from (metro.co.uk)
Sheep start behaving strangely after eating 100kg of cannabis in greenhouse
7 months ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)
Man ‘pretended to be a mannequin’ in shop window before ‘stealing jewellery’
6 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)
Spider venom that causes prolonged, painful erections could be the next Viagra
Urgent warning issued to men to stop taking ‘Big Penis’ pills
10 months ago by [deleted] to /s/WorldNews from (metro.co.uk)
Video: Woman caught at airport carrying her boyfriend's ashes in a butt plug
1 year ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)
Forcing workers to turn cameras on for Zoom calls ‘breaches human rights’
1 year ago by [deleted] to /s/Europe from (metro.co.uk)
Male Adult baby can’t find job as bosses don't like him wearing diapers at work.
3 years ago by Happy_face_caller to /s/PinkPillFeminism from (metro.co.uk)
UK's first Pride train staffed by all-LGBT+ crew makes its first journey
3 years ago by rouge_tropical to /s/LGBDropTheT from (metro.co.uk)
Liam Gallagher thought he had coronavirus but his house was just hot: ‘It’s confusing and scary’.
4 years ago by Jesus-Christ to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)
We were swingers for 10 years but gave up because of cruel comments
3 months ago by jet199 to /s/fatpeoplehate from (metro.co.uk)
The Proportionate Response Now Amounts to 3900 Children Dead Since Oct 7th
A man was surprised to learn that his family’s ‘poop knife’ was not normal
10 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)
Episode of children’s show Bluey ‘banned’ in the US ‘because character farted’
1 year ago by [deleted] to /s/censorship from (metro.co.uk)
Jameela Jamil calls her vagina the ‘real She-Hulk’ after ‘begging’ Marvel bosses to let her be ‘punched in the pussy’
Graham Linehan joins queer women's dating app Her in stunt
3 years ago by BEB to /s/LGBDropTheT from (metro.co.uk)
Woman to sue NHS over ‘rushed’ gender reassignment treatmentSJ vs Law ⚖
4 years ago by [deleted] to /s/KotakuInAction from (metro.co.uk)
‘Pedophile who murdered girl, 9, while trying to rape her’ found dead in jail
4 years ago by Tiwaking to /s/news from (metro.co.uk)
British Muslims prepare to leave UK after Boris Johnson wins election
4 years ago by useless_aether to /s/Europe from (metro.co.uk)
Woman sues Disney World for ‘serious wedgie’ on waterslide
7 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)
Good Morning Britain viewers gobsmacked as guest appears on live television completely naked to defend nude sunbathing
11 months ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)
Facebook owner Meta hit with record £1,043,744,000 fine for mishandling user data
11 months ago by [deleted] to /s/technology from (metro.co.uk)
Man has used leaves instead of loo roll for 5 years – and he loves it
11 months ago by [deleted] to /s/offbeat from (metro.co.uk)
Man ‘stole 67 pieces of underwear’ to hang on his ‘masturbation tree’
Rapper and actor Lil Dicky gets real about living with a small penis and how he was born with it ‘tangled and like a corkscrew’
Blind man used voice activation technology to help him watch child abuse videos
Couple on £84,000-a-year benefits let girl sleep covered in poo next to dead dog
1 year ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)
Belarus declares it will not take part in Russia’s invasion of Ukraine
2 years ago by jet199 to /s/Ukraine from (metro.co.uk)
UK Plan to require ID for all online porn from April ‘to go ahead’ – with all porn sites requiring credit card details or government-issued ID
5 years ago by useless_aether to /s/privacy from (metro.co.uk)
Covid-19 lab leak 'most likely' cause of the pandemic, new study shows
1 month ago by hfxB0oyA to /s/DownTheMemoryHole from (metro.co.uk)
TIL about a newly discovered bug called Loncovilius edwardsianus which has a penis shaped like a bottle opener
5 months ago by [deleted] to /s/TIL from (metro.co.uk)
Woman gets sex toy lodged inside her during sex with ‘friend with benefits’
6 months ago by [deleted] to /s/news from (metro.co.uk)
Meat should have warning labels like cigarette packets, say scientists
Catholic priest goes on rampage stomping on 'satanic' pumpkins carved by children
EasyJet flight to Gatwick cancelled after passenger ‘pooed on the toilet floor’
6 months ago by [deleted] to /s/funny from (metro.co.uk)
Mum died during competition to get as many marshmallows in her mouth as possible
6 months ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)
Teacher accidentally showed Winnie-the-Pooh slasher film to class of nine-year-olds
Women in tech conference gatecrashed by men claiming to be non-binary
Cambodian man torn apart by 40 crocodiles after being dragged into enclosure 😮
11 months ago by [deleted] to /s/WorldNews from (metro.co.uk)
Pidgin Stuck on Roof Rescued by Firefighter Crews From Two Stations
1 year ago by EvilDed to /s/WorldNews from (metro.co.uk)
Amazon becomes first company in history to lose $1,000,000,000,000
1 year ago by [deleted] to /s/finance from (metro.co.uk)
Mum who mowed down bus driver in Tesco car park spared jail to look after her children
1 year ago by [deleted] to /s/news from (metro.co.uk)
Wardrobe crushed woman to death ‘when she mistook it for toilet door in night’
Yet another fleet of electric buses on fire at the charging station. Londres this time.
1 year ago by iamonlyoneman to /s/news from (metro.co.uk)
Ex-soldier exposed her penis and used wheelie bin as sex toy in public
2 years ago by [deleted] to /s/SuperStraight from (metro.co.uk)
Trans woman arrested for ‘sex with her dementia-suffering elderly mother’
Police officer ‘was warned about Manchester bomber 32 minutes before attack’
3 years ago by jet199 to /s/WorldNews from (metro.co.uk)
Poo found on every McDonald’s touchscreen tested
5 years ago by SundogsPlace to /s/SundogsPlace from (metro.co.uk)
I'm abrosexual - It took 30 me years to realise
29 days ago by hfxB0oyA to /s/TumblrInAction from (metro.co.uk)
What is abrosexual? It took 30 years for this writer to realise
1 month ago by Femaleisnthateful to /s/TumblrInAction from (metro.co.uk)
I spend £8,500 a year to live on a train
1 month ago by Drewski to /s/interesting from (metro.co.uk)
Unbelievably, doctors are having to warn people not to try DIY poop implants
Another Teenager Dies after Cardiac Arrest, 5k Run
Airline had to put on extra flight for sumo wrestlers as it was too heavy to fly
Chucky ‘demon doll’ arrested for ‘scaring people and demanding cash’
YouTube suspends Russell Brand’s channel revenues
7 months ago by [deleted] to /s/news from (metro.co.uk)
Hikers spot mysterious spear-wielding ‘wolf man’ in German mountains
A bunch of Nazi's found dead in Ukraine following bombings at Nova Kakhova dam
10 months ago by [deleted] to /s/news from (metro.co.uk)
THOT gets paid to burp in a bag
Raccoon robbers with perfect natural ‘mask’ broke into bank to try and steal cookies
Original Wednesday Addams star Lisa Loring dies aged 64 after suffering ‘serious stroke’
1 year ago by BISH to /s/WorldNews from (metro.co.uk)
Bear ripped toddler’s arm off after she put it through fence at zoo
1 year ago by Zapped to /s/WorldNews from (metro.co.uk)
Scientists develop new lethal Covid strain that would kill 80% of people infected
1 year ago by jet199 to /s/Coronavirus from (metro.co.uk)
Seagull takes menacing selfie after woman leaves phone recording on beach
Doctors remove steel cup from man’s rectum ’10 days after drunken prank’
Vicar caught in flagrante with Henry the Hoover carried on after being seen
Florida man looking for Frisbees in alligator-infested lake found dismembered
Welcome to the new virus, the monkeypox virus, affecting gay, bisexual people in the UK. Four cases in the UK so far.
2 years ago by jet199 to /s/TheseAreNotOurCrimes from (metro.co.uk)
Schoolgirl wrongly strip searched while on her period to sue Met Police
2 years ago by Jackalope to /s/PoliceMisconduct from (metro.co.uk)
Man performed helicopter with his penis after jumping onto McDonald’s counter
2 years ago by Jackalope to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)
90 Day Fiance star who made £38,000 a week selling farts in a jar hospitalised
2 years ago by jet199 to /s/Entertainment from (metro.co.uk)
Comedian Rosie Jones shocks viewers with ‘disgusting’ and ‘totally inappropriate’ Greta Thunberg joke. Delicious. Some people regard Greta as the new virgin Mary or a female Jesus, so in their eyes it’s blasphemy.
4 years ago by Chipit to /s/funny from (metro.co.uk)
Winner Winner, Cockle Dinner. According to a New Survey, Cardiff Ranks Highest for Risk of Catching an STI like Gonorrhea or Chlamydia More than any Other British City.
4 years ago by Stankmango to /s/Wales from (metro.co.uk)
Family Discover a Mighty Meat Face Inside a Pack of Aldi Frozen Sausages
4 years ago by Stankmango to /s/offbeat from (metro.co.uk)
Pastor who raped daughter, 14, gets light prison sentence because he is a man of God
1 month ago by ActuallyNot to /s/news from (metro.co.uk)
Prince Andrew’s bodyguards ‘turned a blind eye’ at paedophile financier’s parties. (Metro.co.UK, 2015)
3 months ago by HibikiBlack to /s/ConspiracyRecord from (metro.co.uk)
Man didn’t know he had chopsticks lodged in his brain for five months
Utterly grim 1kg ball of wax Babybel addict made out of cheese’s skin
Plane has to make an emergency diversion because of a loose horse
You’ll never want to sit on a Tube train again thanks to this gross TikTok trend
5 months ago by [deleted] to /s/videos from (metro.co.uk)
City at ‘civil war’ for years over who can play Celine Dion the loudest
Mum says result of gender reveal was so traumatic she needed therapy
Woman returns from holiday to find her house has been demolished by accident
Pictures of six people behind homophobic attack on gay couple released
6 months ago by jet199 to /s/Crime from (metro.co.uk)
Man dives into river and fights off kangaroo ‘drowning’ his dog
American tourist ‘smashed Roman statues that offended his religious sensibilities’
Late flight passenger’s day gets even worse when he tries to climb gangway – and falls
10 months ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from (metro.co.uk)
Man fakes own death and turns up at funeral in helicopter to prank family
Seagulls go insane trying to steal chips through car windscreen
Friends’ £3,500 ‘holiday from hell’ after poo found in pool three times
11 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from (metro.co.uk)
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