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[–]passionflounderPaper tiger 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Love hurts...?

[–]NastyWetSmear 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I'm not paying for that when every spider I'd shown my dick to has bitten it for free!

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Well that's a problem, because any erection that is painful can cause damage to the tissue and lead to erectile dysfunction. Any erection lasting longer than 3 to 4 hours means the blood is trapped and deprived of oxygen and it usually requires surgical intervention. So from that alone I'm sure that no drug company is pushing some kind of spider venom as a solution to ED. Also, I'm unaware of any spider venom that can cause prolonged or painful erections. And no man would want it even if it did.

[–]jerkwad152 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I don't wanna have hurty sex. :(

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You will do the sex or else the spider comes back

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

That is going to be one popular bug.

[–]CheeseWizard 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Spider-Man, my pal, I'm so sorry... but I really need you to bite my dick

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Man, imagine if it made Spiderman style ejaculated webs 🕸️ 😳 least appealing superpower ever

[–]Site_rly_sux_rly_sux 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

He'd be swinging from his dick from skyscraper to skyscraper.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

😂