Man ‘stole 67 pieces of underwear’ to hang on his ‘masturbation tree’

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[–]Musky 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Everyone has a masturbation tree.

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

...so close to being nice. yet still so far away.

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Idk, a masturbation tree full of dirty panties sounds pretty nice to me

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah but he didn’t hit 69

[–]EvilDed 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Impressive.