Unbelievably, doctors are having to warn people not to try DIY poop implants

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[–]jet199Instigatrix 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

To be fair I was going to do this at one point

[–]Gravl 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I love it

[–]iamonlyoneman 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You know why they warn people? Because western medicine is captured COMPLETELY by drug companies who fund the regulatory agency and approval stooges. With bribes.

Stool transplants work like MAGIC for some patients, and good luck getting one if you aren't a complete basketcase as a last-resort treatment.

This should be something a GP can prescribe and you can get it in a couple weeks at most, for cheap; not something that's expensive and they warn you against, if they ever even heard of the concept!

[–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Fudge packers.

[–]Tom_BombadilBombadildo 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Low grade poo.

[–]Musky 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It actually makes sense to DIY instead of paying $$$ in doctors fees for such a ridiculously simple procedure.

[–]dinker 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

For sale: grade a stool samples re-pasteurized

Product samples available on request

[–]binaryblob 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The SPICE!

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Are gay dudes who have threesomes super healthy or is that just diseased poo transplants.

[–]reverse-alchemy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

No shit