I'm abrosexual - It took 30 me years to realise

submitted by hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. from (metro.co.uk)

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[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining.[S] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

This is one i hasn't heard before. In case you're wondering, there's a huge difference between "abrosexual" and "a bro sexual".

As far as i can tell, abrosexual means she can't make up her mind and will likely have to resort to fucking goats at some point. Which, judging by her picture in the article, she'd probably have to do anyways TBH.

[–]alladd 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I like how it took her 30 years to realize, once and for all, for SURE...that she's capricious.

[–]NastyWetSmear 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This is one i hasn't heard before.

That happens when some stupid bitch just makes shit up to sound interesting and have a reason to get angry at people.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

there's a huge difference between "abrosexual" and "a bro sexual".

The latter means that you're only interested in sex with your bros. So there's either some incest happening or it's a "no homo" frat thing :D.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Narcissistic individual finds way to get attention.

Can’t just fuck who you want or not who you don’t, you have to tell everyone about it.

[–]Musky༼⁠ ⁠つ⁠ ⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠ ⁠༽⁠つ 🐈 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.

Bit of a relief, I was worried she was fucking trees there for a second.

[–]AriShekelsteinDDS 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

“I ended a friendship because they didn’t make me feel speasssshulllllllll”.

Her friends probably are all rolling their eyes and because she’s likely made this her entire personality now.

Fat. Ugly. Shitty tattoos. Problem glasses.

Why do they always look like this?