Having sex with a man doesn't make you gay

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[–]ID10T 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun -  (2 children)

It’s only gay if you make eye contact.

[–]EternalSunset 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Don't forget to say 'no homo though' when you cum.

[–]JasonCarswellMental Orgy 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It's not gay if you're on top.

[–]NuclearBadger 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

It is true that you won't be happy, but you'll still be a faggot.

[–]H3v8 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Sounds like mental gymnastics.

[–]EternalSunset 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Because it is. xD

[–]JoeyJoeJoe 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Have you ever eaten a salad? Does that mean you're a vegetarian?

[–]EternalSunset 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It doesn't make me a carnivore, that's for sure.

[–]jerkwad152 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I got bad news for ya....

[–]hfxB0oyA 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

GQ was always a little faggy. Not surprising to see them leaning into it.

[–]Canbot 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

...as long as you are a woman.

[–]jet199Instigatrix 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

I know a few women who have been made gay from having sex with a man.

[–]Canbot 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Good point.

[–]iamonlyoneman 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Literally

Not literally=figuratively

LITERALLY this is the ONLY thing that makes you gay.

wordswordswords won't unfuck your ass or wash the dick out your gay mouth.

[–]filbs111 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It's only gay if the other guy enjoys it.

[–]chottohen 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They say the first fifty times or so is just experimentation. (sarc)

[–]SoCo 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

That's an old US male prison saying.

I think they justify it's obvious self-contradiction, due to the many things people are forced to do under the threat of being murdered or worse. Our prison system is despicable and shameful.

[–]chickenz 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

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