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Hey brocels, I've been taking the red pill every night, but I just keep waking up groggy with a sore butthole and a funny taste in my mouth. Do you think I'm buying the wrong brand of Tussin?

by Airbus321 to /s/AskSaidIt from self.AskSaidIt

Whats the statute of limitations on suing for a botched circumcision. Asking for a friend

by Airbus321 to /s/AskSaidIt from self.AskSaidIt

Why is selling your organs illegal in this shit country? by sneako in AskSaidIt

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Stop telling people I am a dirty muslim camelfucker I dont want them to know

Are you an alpha male or a beta male? by sneako in AskSaidIt

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I'm a beta. Do you think if I sucked you other off but you had your eyes closed it wouldn't be gay? A mouth is a mouth right? Are you ready to ascend? I have lips like Barbara Streisand

I hate hongkongphooey, he is a scoundrel. he is always making me have impure thoughts about men but i'm not gay its just his dirty jew tricks

by Airbus321 to /s/SaidIt from self.SaidIt

The first German Leopard tank sent to Ukraine has been destroyed. Before it reached the battlefield. By Ukranians. By accident. by iamonlyoneman in funny

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German Shepherds have nice balls

Goodnites Nighttime Bedwetting Underwear for Boys by Airbus321 in RealIncels

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DAE like diaper clopping? I get so hard carrying a load in my pants

Goodnites Nighttime Bedwetting Underwear for Boys

by Airbus321 to /s/RealIncels from safeway.com

Ex lesbian Jackie Hill Perry: Satan trying to destroy an 'entire generation' by Hoomsns in whatever

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No, you can't just make up the word of God. If He didn't want women having relations He would have said so

Ex lesbian Jackie Hill Perry: Satan trying to destroy an 'entire generation' by Hoomsns in whatever

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Where does it say lesbians are a sin?

Sodomy is only a minor sin or it would be in the 10 commandments by Airbus321 in whatever

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Are you going to help me or not brother?

Ex lesbian Jackie Hill Perry: Satan trying to destroy an 'entire generation' by Hoomsns in whatever

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Being a lesbian isnt a sin, its only men that are forbidden from lying with other men and sodomy

Sodomy is only a minor sin or it would be in the 10 commandments

by Airbus321 to /s/whatever from self.whatever

How can I break my addiction to tranny porn? I know it is a mortal sin but I can't overcome the demonic spirits by Airbus321 in AskSaidIt

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You like trannies too?

Jackie Hill Perry warns Satan trying to destroy 'entire generation of Christians with witchcraft'

by Airbus321 to /s/whatever from christianpost.com

How can I break my addiction to tranny porn? I know it is a mortal sin but I can't overcome the demonic spirits

by Airbus321 to /s/AskSaidIt from self.AskSaidIt

Sometimes when I jack off I pretend I am a cow being roughly milked by negro

by Airbus321 to /s/whatever from self.whatever

Clowns Debate Who Will Be Elected Next King Of The Clowns by BISH in WorldPolitics

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Youre kinda sexy. Wanna pound my new vagina? I'd let you use me like a roast beef fleshlight

My new waifu

by Airbus321 to /s/whatever from imgur.com

Where to Find Animal Sex Dolls?

by Airbus321 to /s/AskSaidIt from uusexdoll.com

Canadian schools aid student gender transitions without family consent by Femaleisnthateful in TumblrInAction

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Wearing womens clothes and using the wrong pronouns isn't actually 'transitioning'

Incest: 15 Countries Where You Can Actually Marry Your Siblings Or Blood Relatives!

by Airbus321 to /s/TIL from ng.opera.news

Whats your favorite bible story to masturbate to?

by Airbus321 to /s/AskSaidIt from self.AskSaidIt

I'm the world's first documented re-transitioner

by Airbus321 to /s/offmychest from self.offmychest

My mom's farts taste like cabbage and she uses her larger penis to intimidate me

by Airbus321 to /s/whatever from self.whatever

I say fk the eu.. they want Elon to allow the trannies to censor and block on twitter by troubleshooter in whatever

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Can I pound your poop wound?

I am still nervous to go out in public, do I pass as a natural female? by troubleshooter in whatever

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I have a beautiful pussy, men can have vaginas too you faggot. You wanna watch me take a dump?

I am still nervous to go out in public, do I pass as a natural female? by troubleshooter in whatever

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Ok. How old are you? Cuz I dont fk with old dudes. Dont waste my time.

I'm 15 daddy. Wanna make a man out of me 😉

Diaper Wearing Fetish 101: The Appeal and How to Explore It

by Airbus321 to /s/whatever from kinky-world.net

Sex, Love, and Brooklyn: How to Put a Condom On with Your Mouth

by Airbus321 to /s/whatever from thelmagazine.com

Does anyone else have an Oedipus complex? How can I get my mom to see I'm an alpha male

by Airbus321 to /s/AskSaidIt from self.AskSaidIt

How many days should I let my poo mature in the bowl before I flush?

by Airbus321 to /s/AskSaidIt from self.AskSaidIt

Criminal whose 'wide neck mugshot' went viral arrested again for stalking

by Airbus321 to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

Rigid-compulsive behaviors are associated with mixed bowel symptoms in Autism Spectrum Disorder by Airbus321 in whatever

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I am autistic and have rigid compulsive behaviors...

What Is Toilet Phobia? As Teen Dies From Holding Her Bowel Movements, We Explore Anxiety On Going To The Loo by Airbus321 in whatever

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I'm not afraid, I'm just anal retentive

Compulsive Overpooping Symptoms and Effects; Also an Overeating Warning

by Airbus321 to /s/whatever from acumagnet.wordpress.com

What Is Toilet Phobia? As Teen Dies From Holding Her Bowel Movements, We Explore Anxiety On Going To The Loo

by Airbus321 to /s/whatever from huffingtonpost.co.uk

Rigid-compulsive behaviors are associated with mixed bowel symptoms in Autism Spectrum Disorder

by Airbus321 to /s/whatever from ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

Why Am I So Anal? by Airbus321 in AskSaidIt

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I like to hold in my poopies. 😣

Why Am I So Anal?

by Airbus321 to /s/AskSaidIt from psychologytoday.com

LGBT GROOMER teachers should be beheaded, says preacher David goober. by troubleshooter in whatever

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So Jesus wanted to behead people and not forgive them for their sins, and certainly never hung out with any sexual degnerates, and that is why preacher Goober is giving this speech? Please educate me in the way of goodness oh good one. Also, I might have just pooped a little, the warm bathwater relaxes my sphincter. Do you have any wet naps?

LGBT GROOMER teachers should be beheaded, says preacher David goober. by troubleshooter in whatever

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So we agree the preacher is the evil one here. Also, sometimes I don't flush the toilet, namaste brother 🙏

LGBT GROOMER teachers should be beheaded, says preacher David goober. by troubleshooter in whatever

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And Jesus said, let them be beheaded, I didn't die for those guys sins! WWJD, Amen

I'm strongly considering having my penis tattooed to look like an Airbus321 to match my true gender identity. What do you guys think?

by Airbus321 to /s/AskSaidIt from self.AskSaidIt

Bleeding From the Penis: Should I Be Worried?

by Airbus321 to /s/AskSaidIt from healthnews.com

I like starting fires and torturing animals

by Airbus321 to /s/offmychest from self.offmychest

I was horribly disfigured when my mama stapled my peepee shut for wetting the bed, and it popped like a balloon

by Airbus321 to /s/whatever from self.whatever

Any fellow bronycels here? I'm lonely and it would be nice to have someone to do clop-clop with 🦄 🍆

by Airbus321 to /s/RealIncels from self.RealIncels

TIL I shouldn't haven't been smearing peanut butter on my crotch when I could have been slathering it in my ass instead

by Airbus321 to /s/TIL from self.TIL

I wish my mother would understand that I'm an alpha male

by Airbus321 to /s/whatever from reddit.com

Until Americans are willing to be as bold as Serbians to stand for their traditional values by the tens of thousands in public, the globohomo agenda will advance unchecked by iamonlyoneman in politics

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Mmm

Central Texas Students Forced to Expose Underwear for Poop Inspection

by Airbus321 to /s/NotTheOnion from 12newsnow.com

Poop stained supreme briefs $10

by Airbus321 to /s/whatever from offerup.com

Because chivalry has its roots in the most patriarchal societies, and reflects the belief women are weak and property to protect, the misogyny of inceldom is actually a radical expression of feminist gender equality

by Airbus321 to /s/whatever from self.whatever

55% of British Pakistanis Marry Cousins by Psychosomatic in whatever

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The other 45% marry their goats

How do I tell my friends I’m not gay anymore? by Airbus321 in AskSaidIt

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Ok good, I did that already, do you think she's pretty?

https://saidit.net/s/whatever/comments/9rmv/this_is_my_waifu_pinochialita_shes_a_dimepiece/

How do I tell my friends I’m not gay anymore?

by Airbus321 to /s/AskSaidIt from quora.com

Thousands march in Turkey to demand ban on LGBTQ groups by chickenz in whatever

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Marriage is not between a man and another man, it is between a man and his goat or a young child! Allahu Akbar!

This is my waifu Pinochialita, she's a dimepiece but sometimes I gotta show her who's boss by Airbus321 in whatever

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Swingers DM me if you like what you see

This is my waifu Pinochialita, she's a dimepiece but sometimes I gotta show her who's boss

by Airbus321 to /s/whatever from imgur.com

Why are women's underwear so much more comfortable

by Airbus321 to /s/AskSaidIt from self.AskSaidIt

I was anal probed by an alien once. His name was Sanchez and I only had to pay him $20

by Airbus321 to /s/conspiracy from self.conspiracy

Christian Pedophile - Finding a Way Through Pedophilia with Jesus

by Airbus321 to /s/whatever from christianpedophile.com

Is it normal to be sexually attracted to Jesus?

by Airbus321 to /s/AskSaidIt from isitnormal.com

I like the feeling of holding my poop when I want to shit

by Airbus321 to /s/offmychest from reddit.com

how do you get vaseline out of underwear?

by Airbus321 to /s/AskSaidIt from self.AskSaidIt

Having sex with a man doesn't make you gay

by Airbus321 to /s/whatever from gq-magazine.co.uk

Why Do My Balls Smell Like Vinegar?

by Airbus321 to /s/AskSaidIt from universalqa.com

I have a small penis. Should I give up on love?

by Airbus321 to /s/RealIncels from quora.com

2nd Annual Book Club!!! Suggestion Post by [deleted] in BookClub

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Bromosexual by Daryl Banner

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/36376601-bromosexual

Stefan, my former best friend and bro, is straight, gorgeous, and cocky as hell. And he's about to ruin my life.

With his backwards cap, lopsided grin, and ripped bod gifted from the gods, he struts around town like he owns it. But I won't let him own me, no matter how hot he's gotten over the past eight years since he went off to become a pro baseball player in the major leagues - and since we had our brutal falling out and everything fell apart.

When a hard night lands him at my front doorstep - desperately in need of a place to stay - I get one look into those fierce blue eyes of his ... and realize our story is far from over.

My former "bro" and I are about to define a whole new term for the steamy, beautiful mess that's destined to happen between the two of us.

  • This is a stand-alone, slow-burn, enemies-to-lovers M/M romance with a guaranteed HEA and no cheating.