I can reuse my 2018 calendar in 2024

jerkwad152 · 2023-12-07T20:00:47+00:00

penis

jerkwad152 · 2023-12-01T15:21:40+00:00

That link is fuckin' cursed.

jerkwad152 · 2023-11-27T00:10:43+00:00

penis

jerkwad152 · 2023-11-25T04:45:30+00:00

https://twitter.com/TPostMillennial/status/1728235135357620625

"BREAKING: Derek Chauvin stabbed, seriously injured in prison by fellow inmate: source"

I take no joy in this. In fact, I regret being right.

jerkwad152 · 2023-11-22T04:26:14+00:00

BAWWWWWWWW

shh, is ok little fed

jerkwad152 · 2023-11-21T17:33:39+00:00

It's utterly adorable that you think such minutiae matter to tyrants.

jerkwad152 · 2023-11-21T02:04:45+00:00

Doesn't really matter what evidence comes to light. They've gone way too far now to ever let Chauvin out. If stuff keeps popping up exonerating Chauvin, he'll suddenly die in prison under mysterious circumstances. For any given establishment stooge, the fallout from that would be less bad than letting Chauvin out, facing uncomfortable questions and charges, not to mention dealing with the inevitable nationwide chimpout.

jerkwad152 · 2023-11-16T00:04:52+00:00

Appalacians? That'd be awesome. Weed and moonshine for all!

jerkwad152 · 2023-11-11T23:20:53+00:00

I'd be willing to deal with a few more spambots if it meant I didn't have to do a captcha every other page. Hell, I'd be willing to help moderate them. I have a bit of time to kill.

jerkwad152 · 2023-11-09T11:04:23+00:00

Beer that smells like surstromming? No thanks. 🤮

jerkwad152 · 2023-11-08T23:15:22+00:00

FAFO

jerkwad152 · 2023-11-05T09:50:40+00:00

Kiss my stick-y ass.

jerkwad152 · 2023-11-02T16:42:37+00:00

No worries 👌

jerkwad152 · 2023-11-02T10:02:30+00:00

More of a full-body beard, really.

I identify as Sasquatch.

jerkwad152 · 2023-10-31T16:35:49+00:00

Rule #1 You're both faggots.

jerkwad152 · 2023-10-31T16:32:43+00:00

I only piss in bushes, or on tires.

jerkwad152 · 2023-10-31T05:28:54+00:00

Better question: Why don't any whites over there have the balls to take this prick out?

jerkwad152 · 2023-10-30T06:55:50+00:00

Probably some new ragtop roach coaches.

jerkwad152 · 2023-10-25T12:48:29+00:00

Tits or GTFO

jerkwad152 · 2023-10-17T01:55:03+00:00

It's not enough that he doesn't watch it. Others can't watch it either.

jerkwad152 · 2023-10-16T19:41:57+00:00

BAWWWWWWWWW

shh, is ok bby

jerkwad152 · 2023-10-16T11:33:01+00:00

Quit your bitching. Your grandpa farted so bad, you threw up, and you haven't shut up since.

jerkwad152 · 2023-10-16T11:31:13+00:00

Low IQ tankies are confused and angry by default.

jerkwad152 · 2023-10-10T04:25:30+00:00

For some reason, I was imagining him literally following her around while in a plane. Like, she'd be driving to the store, and he'd be flying slowly behind, a few hundred feet above.

jerkwad152 · 2023-10-09T18:18:48+00:00

That bitch had an actual BSOD as her NPC programming crashed.

jerkwad152 · 2023-09-29T19:08:26+00:00

Software Beard Man rules, now and forever.

jerkwad152 · 2023-09-29T15:24:14+00:00

I don't wanna have hurty sex. :(

jerkwad152 · 2023-09-26T23:15:20+00:00

Red Baron Special Deluxe pizza 👌

jerkwad152 · 2023-09-25T20:54:17+00:00

https://www.ndtv.com/science/worlds-first-dog-fox-hybrid-dogxim-dies-investigation-launched-4403007

And, it's dead. :(

jerkwad152 · 2023-09-24T08:22:44+00:00

They were just setting the dog aside for later. 🍽

jerkwad152 · 2023-09-24T08:21:53+00:00

/u/jerkwad152

I love that guy. 😢

jerkwad152 · 2023-09-24T08:21:26+00:00

Then make some fun stuff.

jerkwad152 · 2023-09-23T13:42:25+00:00

To their credit, they made it fresh for me, because the stuff they had out was old.

jerkwad152 · 2023-09-08T00:17:51+00:00

is bug

jerkwad152 · 2023-09-06T06:53:05+00:00

Stinks Of Crusted Keratinous Semen

jerkwad152 · 2023-09-05T11:40:16+00:00

A little chaos and mayhem does make life more interesting.

jerkwad152 · 2023-09-01T06:35:57+00:00

They've come to define themselves by their obedience. Any attempt to question it on their parts now would cause an existential crisis, and probably suicide.

jerkwad152 · 2023-08-21T16:13:28+00:00

Now, if only Cascadia and San Andreas went off and sank the fucker......

jerkwad152 · 2023-08-14T14:08:46+00:00

TERFs must embraced Penised Lesbians, or be destroyed! 💀

jerkwad152 · 2023-08-14T14:05:52+00:00

If something fifty pounds heavier than you smacks into you, you're gonna be knocked around. Doesn't much matter what gender it happens to be.

jerkwad152 · 2023-08-12T20:19:35+00:00

It's almost like the technology isn't there yet for self-driving cars.

jerkwad152 · 2023-08-12T12:30:38+00:00

I'm fine with that. Even the dems hate Harris with a passion. She'd be a complete lame duck.

jerkwad152 · 2023-08-12T08:37:29+00:00

jerkwad152 · 2023-08-12T08:32:16+00:00

Harris goes up in flames whenever she opens her fool mouth.

jerkwad152 · 2023-08-12T08:14:15+00:00

penis

jerkwad152 · 2023-08-12T08:10:41+00:00

It's a pretty niche item, sounds about right.

jerkwad152 · 2023-08-12T08:08:02+00:00

Adorabetes 💖

jerkwad152 · 2023-08-10T07:53:15+00:00

Reddit is almost all bots at this point. It's not even worth consideration.

jerkwad152 · 2023-07-31T13:43:57+00:00

$30K in new books, courtesy of Soros.

jerkwad152 · 2023-07-28T23:19:23+00:00

At least she wasn't some hambeast.

jerkwad152 · 2023-07-27T19:46:08+00:00

lol, they aren't panicking. The judge who killed the plea deal will suddenly become suicidal very soon, and they'll quietly drop the whole thing.

jerkwad152 · 2023-07-27T00:54:19+00:00

I use soap and a rag to scrub off the crud. That's about it.

jerkwad152 · 2023-07-25T06:38:00+00:00

It's a handy way to absolve oneself of any personal responsibility whatsoever.

jerkwad152 · 2023-07-20T21:12:36+00:00

I don't care if a chick doesn't shave. That's not a deal-breaker for me. The whole third-wave feminist thing is what breaks it.

jerkwad152 · 2023-07-18T00:12:13+00:00

Because all the dudes pounding your ass inevitably shove a bunch of air up there.

jerkwad152 · 2023-07-09T23:07:24+00:00

Not really. They'd just push it onto the tried and true barter system.

jerkwad152 · 2023-07-08T01:23:10+00:00

Prostitution

jerkwad152 · 2023-07-07T18:52:00+00:00

If Maddow actually did cocaine on the air, I'd watch just to see what zany shit it caused her to do 🤣

jerkwad152 · 2023-07-07T18:27:37+00:00

penis

jerkwad152 · 2023-07-07T18:26:15+00:00

Barter is going to be huge if this happens.

jerkwad152 · 2023-07-07T01:42:57+00:00

Nope, never saw it. I live on the moon.

jerkwad152 · 2023-07-07T01:40:16+00:00

Is dog 💖🐶

jerkwad152 · 2023-07-06T11:57:43+00:00

Should've slapped the shit out of him too.

jerkwad152 · 2023-07-06T11:56:00+00:00

Nope. If aliens took the trouble and resources to travel interstellar distances just to see our special ed asses, they wouldn't bother being cryptic about it. Their faces and messages would be all over the place.

jerkwad152 · 2023-07-05T15:44:54+00:00

Because there aren't any active admins.

jerkwad152 · 2023-07-04T22:53:11+00:00

It will technically work, but not in the way he probably wants.

jerkwad152 · 2023-07-04T22:51:33+00:00

215%

Fixed.

jerkwad152 · 2023-07-03T17:24:47+00:00

It's been patently obvious for some time that the majority of reddit's "userbase" consists of bots. My guess has always been 75% or more, no less than 50%. Guess we'll find out pretty fast.

jerkwad152 · 2023-07-03T14:17:03+00:00

The only office Fetterman should be in is the admissions office of an assisted living facility.

jerkwad152 · 2023-07-03T13:49:47+00:00

If only they could make use of, oh, I dunno, keys and locks.

jerkwad152 · 2023-07-02T15:07:24+00:00

One can infer that it's where you stretch scrotums.

jerkwad152 · 2023-07-02T15:06:16+00:00

China's going to go to war, one way or another. They're collapsing. The way their politics work, honor demands it of them to grasp at straws and maintain power. Losing face by capitulation is unthinkable.

jerkwad152 · 2023-06-27T23:24:19+00:00

Reddit is not a viable platform. It hasn't been for several years, but the missteps are finally catching up to them now.

jerkwad152 · 2023-06-26T16:39:03+00:00

Everyone is fucked up, they just don't let it all hang out. We (including you) have the self-discipline not to let urges dominate our lives and personalities, and enough self security not to use our perversions to beg for internet points. That's what sets us apart.

jerkwad152 · 2023-06-25T21:28:08+00:00

hahahahahahahahahahaha

jerkwad152 · 2023-06-23T11:09:41+00:00

Penis

jerkwad152 · 2023-06-23T02:29:18+00:00

Those powermods probably have enough dirt on the admins to have them shot.

....though, I suppose the reverse is also true.

In any case, the hilarity is still in its infancy.

jerkwad152 · 2023-06-23T02:24:09+00:00

So, stomp on 'em.

jerkwad152 · 2023-06-22T18:40:23+00:00

As long as it doesn't interfere with her medical duties, it's not an issue.

jerkwad152 · 2023-06-22T02:52:22+00:00

lulz

jerkwad152 · 2023-06-19T19:49:04+00:00

I really hope we get these fuckwits out of power, one way or another, before China tries to invade Taiwan.

jerkwad152 · 2023-06-19T19:47:02+00:00

I would love to see reddit shitcan every mod, and be forced to actually write paychecks to incentivize others to take over. It would be completely unsustainable, and destroy the site, and it would be utterly hilarious watching that shithole burn.

jerkwad152 · 2023-06-19T12:59:42+00:00

Well, yeah

jerkwad152 · 2023-06-19T01:13:14+00:00

Retardation.

jerkwad152 · 2023-06-16T19:38:13+00:00

cock nuggets

jerkwad152 · 2023-06-16T02:12:09+00:00

No. Fuck that.

jerkwad152 · 2023-06-14T19:54:21+00:00

Farting is a-ok. And you must always leave a minimum of one empty "buffer" urinal between yourself and the next man. The only exception is at busy stadiums, arenas, or other large venues.

jerkwad152 · 2023-06-14T19:39:39+00:00

Link to pics?

jerkwad152 · 2023-06-13T13:10:46+00:00

Duct tape.

jerkwad152 · 2023-06-13T13:09:32+00:00

Giga-Chad Superman 🤘

jerkwad152 · 2023-06-12T23:24:19+00:00

Well, shit. That sux.

jerkwad152 · 2023-06-12T18:34:40+00:00

https://distrowatch.com/table-mobile.php?distribution=puppy

jerkwad152 · 2023-06-12T16:56:43+00:00

So, Puppy Linux. 👌

jerkwad152 · 2023-06-09T15:44:39+00:00

Ehh, they managed to pull it off.

jerkwad152 · 2023-06-09T12:01:13+00:00

Can't have that yet. Pharma has to figure out how to make it very expensive and slow-acting.

jerkwad152 · 2023-06-07T18:58:48+00:00

Kilts are where it's at. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

jerkwad152 · 2023-06-07T14:33:10+00:00

Watch the baby crocs have some oddly humanlike features.....