Daughter goes full SJW on dad, dad returns fire...

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[–][deleted] 24 insightful - 9 fun24 insightful - 8 fun25 insightful - 9 fun -  (4 children)

I love this. Clever dad.

[–]SNCA_Furweeb[S] 11 insightful - 3 fun11 insightful - 2 fun12 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Plot twist. The daughter is playing 4D chess.

[–]Spaceplone 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

https://www.5dchesswithmultiversetimetravel.com/

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    [–]Spaceplone 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    when one player is checkmated in any of the timelines and there is no valid move to correct that timeline, i think. Dont ask me about it. i am even too smoothbrained for normal chess.

    so if you play a complicated game, it might very well happen that you are checkmated and you dont immediately know where because you weren't paying attention to all the timelines and the crossing interactions between them.

    [–]Tarrock 21 insightful - 5 fun21 insightful - 4 fun22 insightful - 5 fun -  (3 children)

    He needs to ban her from social media. Go in the router and block all the sites.

    [–]StarsOverStalingrad 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

    Cut her wifi connection and tell her to get a library card. After she finishes a couple anti-PC books, give her back her connection.

    [–]SNCA_Furweeb[S] 1 insightful - 6 fun1 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

    Username doesn't check out.

    [–]RedEyedWarrior 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

    Take her phone off her. Help her understand the concept of private ownership of property.

    [–][deleted]  (6 children)

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      [–]jet199Instigatrix 19 insightful - 9 fun19 insightful - 8 fun20 insightful - 9 fun -  (2 children)

      A huge number of girls have detransitioned over lockdown in the UK because they weren't getting any social pressure or being told they are stunning and brave every day.

      [–]RedEyedWarrior 9 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 2 fun10 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

      I'm no fan of the lockdown, but it does have its upsides.

      [–]fuckupaddams 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      Source

      [–]Astrid2448 7 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

      nah, they do this thing where they think misgendering people is the ultimate way to get you to agree with them. this really flipped the tables on these people lmao

      [–]SNCA_Furweeb[S] 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

      I know. It's just funny.

      [–]fuckupaddams 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

      Real men aren't so intimidated by a cheap blonde party city wig that they wouldn't don one to make a point

      [–]johnnybravo 9 insightful - 5 fun9 insightful - 4 fun10 insightful - 5 fun -  (15 children)

      Fake, gay, funny and BASED

      [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (14 children)

      Gay and based don't belong together.

      [–]fuckupaddams 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (12 children)

      Being homophobic still makes no sense, hate on all these gender fairies all you want but I don't get how you can give so much of a shit about people liking whatever consenting adult they wanna like.

      [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (11 children)

      It's an invisible (to most) disease of the soul. Most homosexual's souls are so diseased, you can't tell they came from humans. Giving any rights to things that have non-human souls is wrong. Very very wrong. Why don't you give voting rights to chicken, dogs, cats, rats and bears while you are at it, see how long the world keeps together.

      And being disgusted by something is not the same as being afraid of something. Also, there is such a thing as homosexual rape. If you were straight and got raped (or "just attempted" rape) from a gang of gays, you might dislike them a bit.

      [–]flugegeheimen 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

      It's an invisible (to most) disease of the soul.

      Well, this means gingers should be allowed to be gay as they have nothing to lose already.

      [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

      OK so you think souls don't exist and are made up by religious fools.

      I got news for you: some of us can SEE them.

      [–]flugegeheimen 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

      I got news for you: some of us can SEE them.

      It's not really new, seeing things is a usual enough effect of alcohol withdrawal to be widely known. And it's just one way out of many.

      [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

      Dude. I'm being serious. They exist. Some of us can see them. They are as real as the ground under your feet. You choose to BELIEVE they don't exist? Fine. You believe what you want. It's called freedom of religion.

      [–]flugegeheimen 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

      Buddy, I believe "some of you" can see anything. That's exactly why psychiatry and mental healthcare clinics exist.

      You choose to BELIEVE they don't exist?

      It's the other way around. People either choose to believe they see souls or choose to get medical help. I'm fine with either unless they are dangerous to others. I'd say it's more about how expensive medical treatment is rather than freedom of religion.

      [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

      And you base your belief on ZERO evidence. Nice fanaticism you're sporting there, buddy.

      [–]fuckupaddams 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

      Did that happen to you?

      [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

      Did your mom used to shit on your head as a baby?

      [–]fuckupaddams 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

      Uh no. What the fuck are you saying

      [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      I'm saying personal questions don't belong here.

      [–]johnnybravo 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

      Gay = happy if that makes you gay lol

      [–]JasonCarswellMental Orgy 7 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

      A+++

      [–]mrchoco4 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

      dad of the year discovered his truth as masculine presenting transgendered lesbian

      [–]FediNetizen 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

      I'll take things that didn't happen for $500, Alex.

      [–]RasputinsDong 6 insightful - 7 fun6 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

      What, a LIE, in greentext?? Why, I never!

      [–]Sixto 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

      I'll take that $500 Alex, and if anybody asks - This didn't happen!

      [–][deleted] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      Nice.

      [–]Canbot 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      What a pair of absolute morons. Neither one can make an intelligent argument. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

      A real man would not sit there silently while his own daughter was spouting retarded bullshit. He would explain to her why it's wrong. A real man wouldn't be playing retarded emotional games like a fucking teenage girl. There is no winner in this story, just two losers.

      [–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

      funny and based

      [–]manumilitari 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

      boring

      [–]spinell 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

      What strikes me here is that the daughter (supposedly if story is real?) starts crying and runs to her room for three hours over some silly bullshit. That really sounds like someone who's been subjected to heavy brainwashing/manipulation/narcissism. I know cause I've seen it happen. I mean I know people who have lost a loved one or been subjected to real heavy duty trauma, and never even came close to such a strong reaction. Something's really off with that and I'd look into it if I were the supposed parents. Who is influencing their child to such an alarming degree?

      [–]Comatoast 10 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 0 fun11 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      Their peers. It's becoming a trend. Also schools. Look at gender education in elementary schools. There's instances of schools going behind the parents' backs and reinforcing minors to act like their preferred gender while on campus. What are the parents supposed to do in that instance? You can talk to your children and try to enforce a good sense of self, but when you throw them into the education system they become fair game for indoctrination.

      [–]SNCA_Furweeb[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      I guess it's just some weeb projecting his fantasy of what he wished women were like.

      [–]wrongthink 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      This reads like some cringey larping.

      [–]hfxB0oyA 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      My hat is off to this stunningly brave woman.