ColonizationI am a woman. I am a lesbian. I have a penis…

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[–][deleted] 36 insightful - 11 fun36 insightful - 10 fun37 insightful - 11 fun -  (0 children)

Thank you, straight man, for telling us simple and silly women what our labels mean and how we should express ourselves sexually.

Never would have figured out how to act or think about myself without you!

[–][deleted] 35 insightful - 5 fun35 insightful - 4 fun36 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

They are creepy straight men. The creepiest of straight men.

[–]Elvira95Viva la figa 25 insightful - 11 fun25 insightful - 10 fun26 insightful - 11 fun -  (14 children)

TIL: Being a woman with small boobs is the same as being a dude

[–][deleted] 28 insightful - 6 fun28 insightful - 5 fun29 insightful - 6 fun -  (13 children)

I still find it weird that they somehow passed breast implants off as life saving surgery for trans women as if no women have small breasts.

[–]Elvira95Viva la figa 25 insightful - 11 fun25 insightful - 10 fun26 insightful - 11 fun -  (0 children)

I'm going to tell the hospital I need breast implants to save my life, having small boobs invalidate my womanhood and makes me dysphoric.

[–]ArthnoldManacatsaman🇬🇧🌳🟦 26 insightful - 3 fun26 insightful - 2 fun27 insightful - 3 fun -  (6 children)

Everything is 'lifesaving'. A friend of mine sent me an article about cross-sex hormones being 'lifesaving', and this friend has type-1 diabetes. If she doesn't get insulin she'll die. She was not impressed.

[–]bopomofodojo 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

Any and all of the "lifesaving" treatments are simply part of the "do what we say or we suicide" gaslighting. Calling them such reaffirms that. It's despicable.

[–]wendyokoopa1 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

I'm sick of that fucking gaslighting. I think I told this story on reddit but due to multiple bans on that website I can't even remember. Ok I have essentially 3 moms. 2 surrogates and of course my biological that I lovingly call Skerple now. All three women are essentially childhood friends that grew up, briefly grew apart, then reconnected and are thick as thieves. Lovely women really lovely women. Anyways one of the women a lady we'll call G for the purpose of protecting her privacy had a husband. Nice guy, smart, funny, really wonderful man. loved computers, and racing pigeons. Anyways I digress. During the pandemic her husband was receiving Chemotherapy as he contracted I believe Leukemia. Yes Bone Marrow or Blood cancer. Anyways a largely treatable cancer and he was set to ring the bell signalling the end of treatment and possible entrance in to cure/remission stage. He never got to ring that bell because covid hit and Canada canceled cancer treatments. He sadly died alone in hospital. But I should smile(I'm not) because some where some mentally ill childish freak show got it's surgery? Oh wow I can't contain my happiness(/s). You want to kill yourself so bad because YOU'RE(Not you guys) getting your own way with treatments? Here let us help. We can schedule you for euthansia Just say the word. Before you guys tell me I'm being mean I'm aware I'm being cruel but when people die and can't get life saving treatments or Women are pushed down on elective surgery beds for surgery that's more life saving then gender reassignment? you're damn right I'm going to be mean. There are women with PCOS, Women who have rotating mastitises, women with freaking breast cancer that would like reconstructive surgery but no they get pushed aside because we have to mollycoddle fucking children. I'm a kid at heart myself but even I know I have to wait for some of the stuff I Want and find alternatives for stuff I want and need. But the point is You want to kill yourself freak show? Here it maybe against the Oath but let us help you. We can get the drugs all squared away same day. I have no respect for these gaslighting pieces of shit. Especially not after losing the friend of the family especially when they whined for their stuff but cancer patients got shit on. Fuck you.

[–]Movellon[M] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

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[–]wendyokoopa1 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I removed the bad words. I was just angry and still am.

[–]bopomofodojo 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

That's so heartbreaking, I'm very sorry for your loss. That's exactly how I felt when all the whinging about "life-saving trans surgeries getting postponed" at the start of COVID. Like, fine, you wanna an hero because you can't get your tits or dick chopped off during a fucking pandemic where people are dying alone in isolation wards? Fine, do it. It's complete psychopathic narcissism. They only care about themselves and their "validation" and know that threatening suicide is a very effective technique against morally astute, empathetic people (i.e. most people). "Thankfully" COVID in general (specifically the actions of some groups...) have completely trashed most of my "sympathy gas tank" at this point and I just don't care about whiny entitled people any more.

[–]wendyokoopa1 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Losing the long time family friend is what too drained my sympathy gas tank for them finally. I was ok with my surgery being delayed(Breast reduction due to infections) I wasn't ok with their stuff being covered as again it's not life saving. But losing Tom who was the sweetest, smartest man you'd ever meet so that possibly in canada some whinging cry baby could get it's parts fixed really fucking drained me. I now how have no chill around them. None. I will flaunt my ova and sing a modified Don't cha to them. "Don't cha wish you had ova like me?" "Dont' cha wish you could produce life like me?" BTW Thank you. I wasn't as you know looking for sympathy nor was his widow just sharing my story as to why they need to fuck off and die. I Think if more doctors just said Screw Hippocratic and offered to let them have euthanisa we might maybe see a positive spike downward. Probably not if that b.s in Manitoba is to be considered but we can hope.

[–]GreykittymommaMagical lady 💜 18 insightful - 3 fun18 insightful - 2 fun19 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Riiiiiight? So many trans folks on both sides get mad when cancer patients get "boob jobs" before they do. Sick fucks.

[–]wendyokoopa1 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I got this a few days ago in a discord server after I said that noticable breast implantation and breast augmentation was a turn off for me sexually. They then went on to tell me I was allegedly a hypocrite for eating margarine. Like WTF does that have to do with not wanting to see physical plastic surgery scars and feel what maybe rock hard silicone when I get intimate with a woman? Note to Trans people you have possibly Gyno dysphoria or whatever it's called getting implants will not "save your life" it's not like Insulin, or Ivermetcin, or Chemo for cancer. if you're talking about not committing suicide? Yeah get help better yet? commit yourself to the asylum. Sorry for my rage here but it's catering to the t is getting ridiculous.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I really hate it because I was very insecure about my chest size when I was a teen and I think having a bunch of people running around saying that breast implants are life saving for "women" who have small chests it would have just made me feel even worse about it.

[–]wendyokoopa1 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I can understand. I know what it's like to be self conscious BELIEVE ME(I'm fat and have autism and I'm self concious about Both). So I can understand it would have made you feel worse. The advocates don't get it. or if they do they don't care.

[–]Destresse🇨🇵 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Honestly... breasts reductions are more life-saving than breasts augmentation. But what would they know 🙄

It's so infuriating how ignorant they are when they speak with so much confidence.

[–]julesburm1891 22 insightful - 5 fun22 insightful - 4 fun23 insightful - 5 fun -  (4 children)

Could they please clarify what a woman is if not someone who has a female body? Can they use concrete language and no circular reasoning in this clarification?

[–]RedEyedWarriorGay | Male | 🇮🇪 Irish 🇮🇪 | Antineoliberal | Cocks are Compulsory 23 insightful - 3 fun23 insightful - 2 fun24 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

They want to undermine the meaning of words, so that communication will be impossible. When we cannot communicate with each other, we become atomised, and thus easier to control.

[–][deleted] 15 insightful - 3 fun15 insightful - 2 fun16 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

newspeak

[–]RedEyedWarriorGay | Male | 🇮🇪 Irish 🇮🇪 | Antineoliberal | Cocks are Compulsory 10 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 0 fun11 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Thanks right.

[–]IridescentAnacondastrictly dickly 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

100% this.

[–]SerpensInferna 21 insightful - 4 fun21 insightful - 3 fun22 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

But...by this definition...isn't this person saying that lesbians do, in fact, have to date him and are not allowed to exclude him from their dating pool???

Every single damn time. It's "no one is saying you have to date us", followed by a lengthy diatribe on why lesbians do, in fact, have to date them.

[–]Horror-SwordfishI don't get how flairs work 17 insightful - 3 fun17 insightful - 2 fun18 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

"You don't have to date trans women as a lesbian, but if you won't date trans women, then you need to really think to yourself why that is and overcome your transphobia so you will date trans women."

[–]Sapphicatalyst 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I will never understand why anyone would want to date someone who isn't attracted to them. If I found out someone was forcing themselves to date me in order to be or appear "woke" I would be very offended.

[–]wafflegaffWoman. SuperBi. 14 insightful - 1 fun14 insightful - 0 fun15 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Gaslighting. Otherwise they'd stop complaining about it and trying to get people to believe that up is down.

[–]GreykittymommaMagical lady 💜 17 insightful - 4 fun17 insightful - 3 fun18 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

No, you can't be a lesbian or a woman just because you say so you stupid man. Clear enough sweetie? The balls on these motherfuckers...

[–]wafflegaffWoman. SuperBi. 16 insightful - 2 fun16 insightful - 1 fun17 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

"You have to accept"—they can stop right there. No. We don't.

Plus if you aren't being total creeps, people generally won't see you as total creeps. So maybe there's something wrong with the sales pitch, if they keep having to do PR campaigns trying to "explain" it to women.

[–]Dromedary 12 insightful - 7 fun12 insightful - 6 fun13 insightful - 7 fun -  (2 children)

I'm thinking of Karen's beautiful, sweet, very funny ballad, "Lady Dyque". 😂 It's so good, love her music.

(You're Kidding, Right?) 🎶"Lady dyque's not a thing/ It's a peeeniiiis.."🎶

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ufySCJOPPs

[–]lavender_menace 13 insightful - 7 fun13 insightful - 6 fun14 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

You’re not a chick, you’re not a chick. You were born with a dick, you’re not a chick 🐣🎹🎶

[–]Elvira95Viva la figa 11 insightful - 8 fun11 insightful - 7 fun12 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

If Karen were not het,I would be totally down to suck her lady...clit :D

[–][deleted] 11 insightful - 2 fun11 insightful - 1 fun12 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Ah yes. A straight autogynephilic male with a lesbian fetish doing the most male thing one can do.

[–]serf_n_terfStraight Ally - Surf’s up! 🏄‍♀️ 10 insightful - 3 fun10 insightful - 2 fun11 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Ok, AGP.

[–]Three_oneFourWanted for thought crimes in countless ideologies 11 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 0 fun12 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Of course, they say that, but then the moment a lesbian rejects them, they're all too quick to point out how bigoted that decision was, and that refusing to date them "just for being trans" is an invalid reason to reject them...

[–]censorshipment 10 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 0 fun11 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Even as a butch, I am completely okay with lesbians who are not attracted to me, other butches, "masculine-of-center" lesbians, lesbians with PCOS that makes them hairy.

I've recently learned that some women, who have been with men sexually, are genuinely repulsed by body/facial hair. I shave for my girlfriend because she doesn't want to think of her husband (they're separated, living apart) and vomit. I know, I know... this is why we goldstars should only date goldstars lol but I have a thing for older (Gen X) women, and the majority of them have been with men, unfortunately. 😩

I think it's okay for gay people (men too) to "hate" whatever reminds them of the opposite sex. Gay men can be repulsed by titties and "moobs" lol

[–]Elvira95Viva la figa 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

What a maculinile of center lesbian? I have heard there is a significant correlation with PCOS and female homosexuality. I dunno if that can cause homosexuality as I don't think it come from hormones ut from brain, but I'm sure it does make women more sexually aggressive.

[–]censorshipment 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Soft butches, "futches", tomboys, chapstick lesbians.

And i think straight women with PCOS may be so insecure that they think no men will want them, so they join lesbian communities as "asexual lesbians" or "homoromantic asexuals" because they arent attracted to women but want attention.