They're waaaaaaaiting

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[–]deliciousdogfoodmy name isnt a puppyplay reference i swear 38 insightful - 7 fun38 insightful - 6 fun39 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

No thanks

[–]loveSloaneSuperDuperBi 32 insightful - 11 fun32 insightful - 10 fun33 insightful - 11 fun -  (0 children)

This is unintentionally hilarious

[–]lostinreverieMy ovaries are transphobic 29 insightful - 13 fun29 insightful - 12 fun30 insightful - 13 fun -  (4 children)

I’m Maxim Lupin, also known as PuppoMax. I’m a kinky trans man who is a leather man, daddy, and alpha sex dog.

My zine Napkin (Thank You for Having Sex With Carta Monir) became infamous for collecting comment cards that I asked partners to fill out after they had sex with me.

high-concept videos (in one of them I have sex with an office copier)

I’m Ari, a 24 year-old piggy trans-masculine performer.

Thanks, I needed a good laugh.

[–]julesburm1891 21 insightful - 9 fun21 insightful - 8 fun22 insightful - 9 fun -  (3 children)

I came here hoping someone else was as weirded out by the office copier bit and I wasn’t disappointed.

[–]lostinreverieMy ovaries are transphobic 12 insightful - 7 fun12 insightful - 6 fun13 insightful - 7 fun -  (2 children)

He seems so proud of it, too. Truly the highlight of his career.

[–]QueenBread 10 insightful - 2 fun10 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

"He"?

[–]lostinreverieMy ovaries are transphobic 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The quotes I listed are from different people; I don’t know of a way to separate them without putting text in between. The office copier part is from Carta Monir (MtF).

[–]HappyGay 29 insightful - 1 fun29 insightful - 0 fun30 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

Yeah no thanks, if I as a gay man am paying to wank, I want to see dicks. Real dicks. Thanks.

[–]QueenBread 18 insightful - 4 fun18 insightful - 3 fun19 insightful - 4 fun -  (4 children)

Conversion therapy: "will you finally like vagina if we dress it up to look masculine?".

[–]HappyGay 18 insightful - 5 fun18 insightful - 4 fun19 insightful - 5 fun -  (3 children)

That is basically what it is. It drives me nuts, I like functional dicks only. Your hairy vag and carpet chest isn’t fooling anyone. Woke homophobic bullshit is why I don’t involve myself in lgb events anymore.

[–]distortedlindsLady Muse 9 insightful - 4 fun9 insightful - 3 fun10 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

👏🏻 👏🏻

[–]QueenBread 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

On the plus side, LGB events stopped making sense about a dozen years ago. They were born to show that gay people exist and are proud of that. Now that gay people aren't openly discriminated in our society, the LGB pride parades turned from a "we are part of society" into a "we want to be different from society". At least that's the impression I got.

[–]HappyGay 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah, I get that impression too and I don’t like it. I don’t want to be viewed as different from society, we spent decades getting to this point where I can mention having a husband casually in a conversation at work and no one questions it or says anything off colour.

[–]BigMommyMilkersYes, they're real 22 insightful - 1 fun22 insightful - 0 fun23 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

The giant hips and narrow shoulders on the FtMs will never not be funny

[–]8bitgay 22 insightful - 9 fun22 insightful - 8 fun23 insightful - 9 fun -  (0 children)

"It's transphobic to care about genitals, sexuality is about secondary characteristics!"

"So, what about secondary characteristics like being shorter than men in average, or the feminine body types, or the feminine voices?"

"No, those are irrelevant! The important secondary characteristic is that they have a beard and body hair, just like real men!"

[–]QueenBread 18 insightful - 1 fun18 insightful - 0 fun19 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

And the eyes, too. Many of them have very feminine eyes.

[–]Rag3 17 insightful - 5 fun17 insightful - 4 fun18 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

I’m good lol.

[–]QueenBread 17 insightful - 5 fun17 insightful - 4 fun18 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

You know, there's a filter on Snapchat that can make me look just like a man. No therapy, experimental medicines or unnecessary surgery involved.

These ladies could have tried that perhaps.

[–]wafflegaffWoman. SuperBi. 14 insightful - 9 fun14 insightful - 8 fun15 insightful - 9 fun -  (0 children)

I can't.

They seem very proud of their new fur, though.

[–]Beryl 17 insightful - 3 fun17 insightful - 2 fun18 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Well, that is certainly a thing I just saw with my own eyes.

[–]RiverSong 11 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 0 fun12 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I could have done without seeing it ... but it was ... something else.

[–]fuck_reddit 14 insightful - 2 fun14 insightful - 1 fun15 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Ok, I'm just gonna say it. I wouldn't watch these "performers" if they were "cis." None of them are attractive.

[–]Q-Continuum-kin 13 insightful - 2 fun13 insightful - 1 fun14 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I'm guessing half of these aren't even trans. Just brave and stunning for being a naked they.

[–]distortedlindsLady Muse 10 insightful - 5 fun10 insightful - 4 fun11 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Wow much appealing 🤢

[–]Silverdarling 8 insightful - 7 fun8 insightful - 6 fun9 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Boak. I hope I don't get flashbacks to that manky female chest rug while I'm trying to eat my Christmas dinner!

But on the 'democratic' side, I suppose I could call "him" and get her to scrub down my roasting tins afterwards? That thatch can probably tackle the trickiest of oven staining, all in an ultra-green, carbon-neutral, WEF-approved manner.

[–]NeedMoreCoffee~=[,,_,,]=^_^= 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I really dont get it. How can you be so dysphoric about your own body that you need to remodel it and go off and do porn boasting about your manclit or girldick like... ???

[–][deleted] 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

"Eddy," with the giant thighs and tiny little chest was weird af.

[–]Seahorse 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

.....isn't the second one just a chick? I don't understand, I read it like 3 times🤣

[–]watermelonsappho 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

12/13 of these performers are female

OF is toxic for females specifically even in the supposedly woke sectors lol. Shocker