This is a sad day

submitted by Musky from self.whatever

Mel stopped stalking me. She said it was cause of blah blah blah but I always found it so comforting to be stalked.

I never wanted to tell her cause she'd probably stop if she knew I liked it.

How do y'all live this way all alone and singular?

It's so horrible.

234 days. RIP.

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[–]Musky[S] 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Also in memoriam, pictures of Mel's feet will be half off, just the heel, for a limited time.

[–]IMissPorn 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

Spam.

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

:/ I'm really bummed about this. I don't know if I want to be here without Mel.

[–]Luminato 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I hope things turn around for you soon. You're an intelligent guy who shares a lot of his thoughts, which many women appreciate.

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Thanks man.

[–]tiny-brown-mug 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Stick around, Musk. Your pictures / photos are cool, and leaving a whole site over one person seems kind of sad.

Post your photos. Start conversations about things. Show us what the cats are doing.

[–]Musky[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'm already over it. Kinda nice her not being here, she mostly just got pissed at people.

[–]JasonCarswellMental Orgy 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Get a GTP girlfriend already.

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I don't want one. Mel didn't really talk to me for the last seven months. It was just nice to know she was watching.

[–]NastyWetSmear 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Girls don't really stalk me. I think some of them would, but I don't make it easy by having next to 0 social media presence. I'm not really hot enough for that much energy, you know?

[–]Musky[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

I don't even know why women fuck with me, I have pretty much nothing going for me.

[–]NastyWetSmear 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I've seen your origami. You're good with your fingers. ;)

[–]YoMamma 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Sorry dude, it ended months ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJVFY_LX9Ik

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Well yeah.

It's sad.

[–]In-the-clouds 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Didn't you say you were married for about 25 years? Why then would you say anything about being "alone and singular"?

[–]Musky[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

My wife isn't much of a talker. She's gotten better about it, but to her I'm a "social butterfly." She's a workaholic and a gamer. It can be lonely sometimes even when she's right there, and she's often not. Truly, she is not like the other girls. Which is wonderful in many ways and truly I am blessed, but it leaves an unrequited need of mine.

The entire surviving text message history with the wife fits comfortably in my phone's memory -- and contains so very many unanswered messages. The texts with Mel from just a few years are so massive it literally breaks the program.

If I were a sword, the wife would be a spear, a more advantageous weapon in many ways, and Mel would have been the shield, a complimentary piece of gear with a totally different function.

If one were fighting off Persians at Thermopylae, you'd ideally want your sword, shield, and spear. If I could only have two I'd want my spear and sword, but I'd miss that shield like crazy.

[–]In-the-clouds 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

It looks like you are trying to justify adultery. Perhaps you feel neglected by one or more women, and it's normal to feel that way in marriage occasionally, but it never improves the situation by adding another romance on the side. It leads only to heartbreak and pain, for either yourself (which you may be expressing here) and/or for the women involved. For those who are unsatisfied with their marriage, I would recommend praying to God for his support. I also prayed for you just now.

[–]Musky[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I would have to have sex with these women for it to be adultery. I wouldn't even call it emotional cheating since it's done with the wife's consent. It's all very ethical and aboveboard.

Prayers are always welcome tho, thanks.

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    [–]YoMamma 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

    no, nope, nein, nyet...

    [–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    We were talking a little bit.

    Idk, hopefully she just fell asleep and she didn't already get bored of my ass..

    She's really smart tho.

    [–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    If it doesn't work out we can blame Mel.

    [–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

    Jet gets the right of dibs, but I'm pretty sure she still wants fuckall to do with me. Still, she may choose to exercise her option if she wishes. I wouldn't bet money on it though, and I've bet money on some really stupid shit.

    [–]RedditButt 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

    They're like cats. If they think you're interested, they scurry away. If you pretend you don't care, they trample your keyboard.

    [–]Musky[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

    It's more of a running schtick than anything else.

    [–]RedditButt 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

    mmhmmm

    [–]Musky[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    On Reddit I used to have a thing where I'd go on about midgets and also separately, bears. Got nicknamed the bear fucker.

    [–]RedditButt 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    If you were on reddit now, you could get anyone who calls you that banned for bear-o-phobia, and branded as bigots.