PSA: Edward has started to impersonate people in chat

submitted by GraviAss We Can from self.whatever

Be wary that when a known username writes something in chat and it is highly off their normal speech patterns or behavior, it's most likely Edward impersonating people, happened today.

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[–]jet199Instigatrix 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

I didn't know he did accents too.

[–]no_u 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Easy peasy - remove a word or two:

A word is not sparrow: once it flies out, you not catch it. (Слово не воробей: вылетит — не поймаешь.)

If chase two hares, you not catch either. (двумя зайцами погонишься, ни одного не поймаешь.)

Don’t cut branch you sit on. (Не руби сук, на котором сидишь.)

The quieter you go, further you get. (Тише едешь, дальше будешь.)

What is new to goat is old news to sheep. (Козе боян, а овце баян.)

Even hedgehog can understand. (И ежу понятно.)

[–]iamonlyoneman 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Good. Shit up chat as hard as possible Ed and burn it to the ground. Concentrate your efforts there instead of the main feed.

[–]HibikiBlackThe Easter Bunny 🐰 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That's old news. He has been doing that for a while. In all seriousness that dude has some real mental issues.

[–]Hematomato 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Well, if he decides to impersonate me, he should drink a bunch of Bacardi Superior first, to get adequately loosened up.

[–]Questionable-̱͞|͞מ͟͞͞פ͟ו͟͞͞ק͞פ͟͞͞ק͞|̊̆ 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

You guys use chat? Be aware; I never use chat.

Ever request proof by actively posting in threads?

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Chat is one of the main reasons I signed up about 4-5 years ago

[–]WoodyWoodPeckerHah he he he hah! 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Make this a sticky note.

[–]LarrySwinger2 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

I'm inviting everyone to https://matrix.gvid.tv/. It's another link aggregator and their admin (who is a regular here) is actually active and ready to respond to attacks. There's a chat in the sidebar there as well.

[–]Jiminy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Do they censor

[–]LarrySwinger2 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

No.

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I'm actually excited to see what he thinks I would say! It would be like a psyche evaluation by a Yorkshire terrier.

[–]DesertOfMirrors 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Thank God I’m not interesting enough to impersonate.