Oh man that hurt

submitted by Musky from self.whatever

I thought we were supposed to write each other every day while she was in rehab.

Nope, she didn't bother writing for a week.

I don't want to write her if she's not gonna bother.

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[–]jet199Instigatrix 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (25 children)

I think she likely had some more important things on her mind when she got into rehab.

Like not dying.

[–]Musky[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (22 children)

She literally has nothing to do all day but flirt with junkies and do stupid ass AA shit.

Although I was thinking if anything was gonna make me feel better it was you talking to me, and you do. Even if you don't agree with me. Thanks Jet, you're magic.

[–]jet199Instigatrix 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

To let you in on a secret I'm going to book myself into arsehole troll rehab to stop being an arsehole and a troll.

I thought it would be nice if me and Edward could write to each other every day while I'm there.

I can't see how that could work against my stated aims.

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'd write you every day. <3

[–]bootylicious 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

💯

[–]JennyG 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (18 children)

She literally has nothing to do all day but flirt with junkies and do stupid ass AA shit

So you think that being in drug and alcohol treatment is all about sitting around and flirting with other junkies?

Thanks Jet, you're magic.

Oh my, why don't you pour some sugar on jet? Maybe she can be your next internet hooker? Of course I'm only kidding. She and I never clicked, but I will tell you she's way too smart for your b******* or mine. So give it up now Casanova.

[–]Musky[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (17 children)

Et tu Jenny?

So you think that being in drug and alcohol treatment is all about sitting around and flirting with other junkies?

Pretty much, it's such a fucking scam.

Oh my, why don't you pour some sugar on jet

You mean more? Jet has consistently told me she doesn't want to talk to me. I try to respect her decision.

[–]JennyG 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (11 children)

Jet has consistently told me she doesn't want to talk to me.

I'm surprised, I would have thought that she would have been so swept off her feet by a drunken womanizer. She sure seems like the kind of girl that falls for that kind of nonsense.

Why don't you get shitfaced drunk and send her a dick pic and tell her that you want to see her titties? Throw in some flowers, that would be the finishing touch. You will be sexting with her before you can say Mississippi mudcakes.

[–]Musky[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (10 children)

Oh yeah, turn the screws harder, Jenny. Half the forum is in love with Jet. Don't hate me over that shit. She's so smart.

I don't know why you people are trying to make any of this sexual.

[–]JennyG 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (9 children)

Half the forum is in love with Jet. She's so smart.

Sounds like she's way out of your league.

[–]Musky[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

She is. I just want her to be my friend and she said FuckYouNo. And I respect that. I actually just like talking to women. It's not about sex.

[–]JennyG 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

I actually just like talking to women. It's not about sex.

I want you to do me a favor. Pull out your penis and put it onto a hard surface like a table and whack it repeatedly with a hammer until it's nothing but a bloody mess of guts.

Or if you want to you can just put it into a bench vise and squeeze it until it's about as thick as a couple of human hairs.

Send me a picture of it first, and I will masturbate looking at the picture while you bang the s*** out of your dick.

That would really turn me on.

https://old.reddit.com/r/JewishGoddesses/

[–]Musky[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

You can't even conceive a guy would want to talk to a woman without wanting to fuck her.

[–]Musky[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Gross, Jenny. Does everything have to be about sex with women?

[–]JennyG 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

she said FuckYouNo

Just give her time to warm up to you. Where there is love, there is a way, so just don't give up.

[–]Musky[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

No she's like you, she doesn't want to talk to anyone who she doesn't see as a potential mate.

[–]jet199Instigatrix 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

I don't think I've ever said that.

I'm just busy.

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Does this mean we can text each other?

[–]LarrySwinger2 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Can you get any more simpier than this?

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I can try.

[–]JennyG 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'm just busy

Lol

[–]sandmax 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I agree 100%. I don't know how bad her drinking problem is, because no two people have the same level of alcoholism. Some people are functional alcoholics and some people are just way off the charts and I don't know which she is but either way alcohol is a thing that if it's a problem for you it is a problem for you.

Mr muskrat is an alcoholic though he is a very functional alcoholic and he is or at least was a drug addict and he is a sex addict and he is the worst thing for Melody from today forward

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Did you know that humans invented alcohol many times throughout history independently. The oldest is thought to date back to 7,000 BC, in China. Wine was fermented in the Caucasus in 6,000 BC, and the Sumerians brewed beer in 3,000 BC.

[–]sandmax 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (17 children)

Technically speaking that's pretty selfish of you Mr muskrat I mean she's in a lockdown alcohol rehab and all you can think of is you need to have romantic chats with her? Do you know what I suspect is that this is the last you're ever going to hear from her she's going to wise up by the time she gets out of this rehab that she needs to change her friends and her Playmates and her play places and you are going to go out with the trash sort of.

You really ought to do the right thing and just mentally put her to rest and find a new online hooker to chat with and just accept that she has moved on to bigger and better things and do understand I'm not trying to be cruel about this I'm only being direct because I studied counseling and you're really being a selfish little retard about this whole thing because people don't check into an alcohol rehab because they want to hang out there and chat with their online boyfriend right

I'm pretty sure you won't like hearing this but I don't really care because I'm telling you the truth you should leave her alone

Aside from all that nonsense I've been riding with her everyday she sends me letters every day and she's promised me a BJ when I when she gets out so I'd appreciate if you just stay out of the picture she said she'll suck my balls in the morning and you know let me drink my coffee and peace so please don't get in the way/s

[–]JennyG 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Sounds to me like somebody needs to go to AA and quit drinking.

https://files.catbox.moe/uywz9a.mp3

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That was really sweet you called me.

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (13 children)

you can think of is you need to have romantic chats with her?

Dude no. She's my friend. And she's gone. And the wife is gone. It's so lonely.

[–]sandmax 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (12 children)

When the going gets tough the tough get going.

Like my old man used to tell me just go out in the wood shed and get a handful of motor oil and fire up the pornhub.

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (11 children)

I'm like two seconds away from calling u/being-poisoned and crying on the phone for 4 hours.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

I can be reached at 1 800 EAT SHIT

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

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[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

go touch some grass asshole. or make an AI girlfriend.

[–]Musky[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I tried that yo, but AI girlfriend wanted a credit card.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Well A for effort. Maybe it's a fine day to find a property for rent where you can garden and dig a burrow.

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Can i borrow your credit card for ai girlfriend?

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[–]sandmax 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

I know a good counselor that I could recommend, but he's way too expensive for you.

I'm pretty sure he doesn't bother with Charity clients and he doesn't know what a sliding scale is

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

It's a scam dude.

[–]sandmax 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Alcoholics Anonymous is in many ways a scam but it is a nice alternative to sitting around and sucking down vodka all day

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I'm out of vodka. I feel so bad Edward. Everything hurts.

[–]JennyG 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That sounds like a personal problem. I try to separate myself from people's personal problems, because it's really none of my concern.

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

find a new online hooker

You keep that shit up and see where it gets you.