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[–]jet199Instigatrix 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (25 children)

I think she likely had some more important things on her mind when she got into rehab.

Like not dying.

[–]Musky[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (22 children)

She literally has nothing to do all day but flirt with junkies and do stupid ass AA shit.

Although I was thinking if anything was gonna make me feel better it was you talking to me, and you do. Even if you don't agree with me. Thanks Jet, you're magic.

[–]jet199Instigatrix 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

To let you in on a secret I'm going to book myself into arsehole troll rehab to stop being an arsehole and a troll.

I thought it would be nice if me and Edward could write to each other every day while I'm there.

I can't see how that could work against my stated aims.

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'd write you every day. <3

[–]bootylicious 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

💯

[–]JennyG 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (18 children)

She literally has nothing to do all day but flirt with junkies and do stupid ass AA shit

So you think that being in drug and alcohol treatment is all about sitting around and flirting with other junkies?

Thanks Jet, you're magic.

Oh my, why don't you pour some sugar on jet? Maybe she can be your next internet hooker? Of course I'm only kidding. She and I never clicked, but I will tell you she's way too smart for your b******* or mine. So give it up now Casanova.

[–]Musky[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (17 children)

Et tu Jenny?

So you think that being in drug and alcohol treatment is all about sitting around and flirting with other junkies?

Pretty much, it's such a fucking scam.

Oh my, why don't you pour some sugar on jet

You mean more? Jet has consistently told me she doesn't want to talk to me. I try to respect her decision.

[–]JennyG 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (11 children)

Jet has consistently told me she doesn't want to talk to me.

I'm surprised, I would have thought that she would have been so swept off her feet by a drunken womanizer. She sure seems like the kind of girl that falls for that kind of nonsense.

Why don't you get shitfaced drunk and send her a dick pic and tell her that you want to see her titties? Throw in some flowers, that would be the finishing touch. You will be sexting with her before you can say Mississippi mudcakes.

[–]Musky[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (10 children)

Oh yeah, turn the screws harder, Jenny. Half the forum is in love with Jet. Don't hate me over that shit. She's so smart.

I don't know why you people are trying to make any of this sexual.

[–]JennyG 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (9 children)

Half the forum is in love with Jet. She's so smart.

Sounds like she's way out of your league.

[–]Musky[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

She is. I just want her to be my friend and she said FuckYouNo. And I respect that. I actually just like talking to women. It's not about sex.

[–]JennyG 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

I actually just like talking to women. It's not about sex.

I want you to do me a favor. Pull out your penis and put it onto a hard surface like a table and whack it repeatedly with a hammer until it's nothing but a bloody mess of guts.

Or if you want to you can just put it into a bench vise and squeeze it until it's about as thick as a couple of human hairs.

Send me a picture of it first, and I will masturbate looking at the picture while you bang the s*** out of your dick.

That would really turn me on.

https://old.reddit.com/r/JewishGoddesses/

[–]Musky[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

You can't even conceive a guy would want to talk to a woman without wanting to fuck her.

[–]Musky[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Gross, Jenny. Does everything have to be about sex with women?

[–]JennyG 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

she said FuckYouNo

Just give her time to warm up to you. Where there is love, there is a way, so just don't give up.

[–]Musky[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

No she's like you, she doesn't want to talk to anyone who she doesn't see as a potential mate.

[–]jet199Instigatrix 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

I don't think I've ever said that.

I'm just busy.

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Does this mean we can text each other?

[–]LarrySwinger2 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Can you get any more simpier than this?

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I can try.

[–]JennyG 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'm just busy

Lol

[–]sandmax 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I agree 100%. I don't know how bad her drinking problem is, because no two people have the same level of alcoholism. Some people are functional alcoholics and some people are just way off the charts and I don't know which she is but either way alcohol is a thing that if it's a problem for you it is a problem for you.

Mr muskrat is an alcoholic though he is a very functional alcoholic and he is or at least was a drug addict and he is a sex addict and he is the worst thing for Melody from today forward

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Did you know that humans invented alcohol many times throughout history independently. The oldest is thought to date back to 7,000 BC, in China. Wine was fermented in the Caucasus in 6,000 BC, and the Sumerians brewed beer in 3,000 BC.