Oh man that hurt

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[–]JennyG 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

I actually just like talking to women. It's not about sex.

I want you to do me a favor. Pull out your penis and put it onto a hard surface like a table and whack it repeatedly with a hammer until it's nothing but a bloody mess of guts.

Or if you want to you can just put it into a bench vise and squeeze it until it's about as thick as a couple of human hairs.

Send me a picture of it first, and I will masturbate looking at the picture while you bang the s*** out of your dick.

That would really turn me on.

https://old.reddit.com/r/JewishGoddesses/

[–]Musky[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

You can't even conceive a guy would want to talk to a woman without wanting to fuck her.

[–]JennyG 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I'm starting to feel like you're stalking me, and so I'd really like for this to stop, at least until we get to know each other a little better.

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Fuck off then, ffs nobody is compelling you to talk to me.

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I actually appreciate you talking to me. Sorry, I'm gonna be a sad sack of shit for a while.

[–]Musky[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Gross, Jenny. Does everything have to be about sex with women?