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[–]Musky[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (17 children)

Et tu Jenny?

So you think that being in drug and alcohol treatment is all about sitting around and flirting with other junkies?

Pretty much, it's such a fucking scam.

Oh my, why don't you pour some sugar on jet

You mean more? Jet has consistently told me she doesn't want to talk to me. I try to respect her decision.

[–]JennyG 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (11 children)

Jet has consistently told me she doesn't want to talk to me.

I'm surprised, I would have thought that she would have been so swept off her feet by a drunken womanizer. She sure seems like the kind of girl that falls for that kind of nonsense.

Why don't you get shitfaced drunk and send her a dick pic and tell her that you want to see her titties? Throw in some flowers, that would be the finishing touch. You will be sexting with her before you can say Mississippi mudcakes.

[–]Musky[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (10 children)

Oh yeah, turn the screws harder, Jenny. Half the forum is in love with Jet. Don't hate me over that shit. She's so smart.

I don't know why you people are trying to make any of this sexual.

[–]JennyG 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (9 children)

Half the forum is in love with Jet. She's so smart.

Sounds like she's way out of your league.

[–]Musky[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

She is. I just want her to be my friend and she said FuckYouNo. And I respect that. I actually just like talking to women. It's not about sex.

[–]JennyG 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

I actually just like talking to women. It's not about sex.

I want you to do me a favor. Pull out your penis and put it onto a hard surface like a table and whack it repeatedly with a hammer until it's nothing but a bloody mess of guts.

Or if you want to you can just put it into a bench vise and squeeze it until it's about as thick as a couple of human hairs.

Send me a picture of it first, and I will masturbate looking at the picture while you bang the s*** out of your dick.

That would really turn me on.

https://old.reddit.com/r/JewishGoddesses/

[–]Musky[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

You can't even conceive a guy would want to talk to a woman without wanting to fuck her.

[–]JennyG 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I'm starting to feel like you're stalking me, and so I'd really like for this to stop, at least until we get to know each other a little better.

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Fuck off then, ffs nobody is compelling you to talk to me.

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I actually appreciate you talking to me. Sorry, I'm gonna be a sad sack of shit for a while.

[–]Musky[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Gross, Jenny. Does everything have to be about sex with women?

[–]JennyG 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

she said FuckYouNo

Just give her time to warm up to you. Where there is love, there is a way, so just don't give up.

[–]Musky[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

No she's like you, she doesn't want to talk to anyone who she doesn't see as a potential mate.

[–]jet199Instigatrix 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

I don't think I've ever said that.

I'm just busy.

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Does this mean we can text each other?

[–]LarrySwinger2 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Can you get any more simpier than this?

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I can try.

[–]JennyG 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'm just busy

Lol