Oh man that hurt

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[–]sandmax 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (17 children)

Technically speaking that's pretty selfish of you Mr muskrat I mean she's in a lockdown alcohol rehab and all you can think of is you need to have romantic chats with her? Do you know what I suspect is that this is the last you're ever going to hear from her she's going to wise up by the time she gets out of this rehab that she needs to change her friends and her Playmates and her play places and you are going to go out with the trash sort of.

You really ought to do the right thing and just mentally put her to rest and find a new online hooker to chat with and just accept that she has moved on to bigger and better things and do understand I'm not trying to be cruel about this I'm only being direct because I studied counseling and you're really being a selfish little retard about this whole thing because people don't check into an alcohol rehab because they want to hang out there and chat with their online boyfriend right

I'm pretty sure you won't like hearing this but I don't really care because I'm telling you the truth you should leave her alone

Aside from all that nonsense I've been riding with her everyday she sends me letters every day and she's promised me a BJ when I when she gets out so I'd appreciate if you just stay out of the picture she said she'll suck my balls in the morning and you know let me drink my coffee and peace so please don't get in the way/s

[–]JennyG 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Sounds to me like somebody needs to go to AA and quit drinking.

https://files.catbox.moe/uywz9a.mp3

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That was really sweet you called me.

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (13 children)

you can think of is you need to have romantic chats with her?

Dude no. She's my friend. And she's gone. And the wife is gone. It's so lonely.

[–]sandmax 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (12 children)

When the going gets tough the tough get going.

Like my old man used to tell me just go out in the wood shed and get a handful of motor oil and fire up the pornhub.

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (11 children)

I'm like two seconds away from calling u/being-poisoned and crying on the phone for 4 hours.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

I can be reached at 1 800 EAT SHIT

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

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[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

go touch some grass asshole. or make an AI girlfriend.

[–]Musky[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I tried that yo, but AI girlfriend wanted a credit card.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Well A for effort. Maybe it's a fine day to find a property for rent where you can garden and dig a burrow.

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Can i borrow your credit card for ai girlfriend?

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[–]sandmax 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

I know a good counselor that I could recommend, but he's way too expensive for you.

I'm pretty sure he doesn't bother with Charity clients and he doesn't know what a sliding scale is

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

It's a scam dude.

[–]sandmax 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Alcoholics Anonymous is in many ways a scam but it is a nice alternative to sitting around and sucking down vodka all day

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I'm out of vodka. I feel so bad Edward. Everything hurts.

[–]JennyG 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That sounds like a personal problem. I try to separate myself from people's personal problems, because it's really none of my concern.

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

find a new online hooker

You keep that shit up and see where it gets you.