Oh man that hurt

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[–]sandmax 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (12 children)

When the going gets tough the tough get going.

Like my old man used to tell me just go out in the wood shed and get a handful of motor oil and fire up the pornhub.

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (11 children)

I'm like two seconds away from calling u/being-poisoned and crying on the phone for 4 hours.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

I can be reached at 1 800 EAT SHIT

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

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[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

go touch some grass asshole. or make an AI girlfriend.

[–]Musky[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I tried that yo, but AI girlfriend wanted a credit card.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Well A for effort. Maybe it's a fine day to find a property for rent where you can garden and dig a burrow.

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Can i borrow your credit card for ai girlfriend?

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[–]sandmax 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

I know a good counselor that I could recommend, but he's way too expensive for you.

I'm pretty sure he doesn't bother with Charity clients and he doesn't know what a sliding scale is

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

It's a scam dude.

[–]sandmax 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Alcoholics Anonymous is in many ways a scam but it is a nice alternative to sitting around and sucking down vodka all day

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I'm out of vodka. I feel so bad Edward. Everything hurts.

[–]JennyG 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That sounds like a personal problem. I try to separate myself from people's personal problems, because it's really none of my concern.