The younger staff, however, are all some weird combination of any two or more of the following: Antifa, feminist, queer, trans, purple-haired, obese, female.

Obese, purple-haired, feminist female? Yep. Pansexual feminist female?

They are the promised progeny of liberalism and capitalism. A lot of people think they are some mutant aberration but I beg to disagree. This is was the inevitable end result of the 1960s cultural revolution.