Have you ever had job in the corporate back office for a large corporation? This is child's play. In the support departments, very little actual work happens because they have to make up fake jobs and fill the roles with minorities. You will have roles like Vice President of Global Brand Action Planning or Director of Corporate Social Responsibiity. These fake jobs pay $300k/year and they are staffed by blacks, trannies, and butch lesbian types.

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There's almost nowhere left to run.

Correct. We are entering a dark age. We haven't come anywhere close to peak stupid yet. First we will turn into Brazil, then South Africa.