Men's IssuesTwo gay men walk into a lesbian bar... (stop me if you've heard this one before)

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[–]CaptainMooseEx-Bathhouse Employee 28 insightful - 16 fun28 insightful - 15 fun29 insightful - 16 fun -  (0 children)

If anything is a genital fetish, it's whatever I just read

[–][deleted] 21 insightful - 25 fun21 insightful - 24 fun22 insightful - 25 fun -  (1 child)

Nothing says lesbian like being upset your partner's dick is bigger than yours.

[–]Criticallacitirc 16 insightful - 16 fun16 insightful - 15 fun17 insightful - 16 fun -  (0 children)

So many lesbian relationships end up not working out for this very reason 😥

[–]IGiveAFuck2 21 insightful - 5 fun21 insightful - 4 fun22 insightful - 5 fun -  (6 children)

OMG - that was horrible - WTF did I just read? & why?

[–]spanishprofanity 24 insightful - 15 fun24 insightful - 14 fun25 insightful - 15 fun -  (5 children)

As gross as it is, it's better that these bodies with prostates are getting with other bodies with prostates instead of harassing lesbians

[–]RedEyedWarriorGay | Male | 🇮🇪 Irish 🇮🇪 | Antineoliberal | Cocks are Compulsory 18 insightful - 2 fun18 insightful - 1 fun19 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

I agree. I’d rather if transgender people just date each other, but most of them don’t want to.

[–]TransspeciesUnicornI sexually identify as a mythical sparkly equine 11 insightful - 2 fun11 insightful - 1 fun12 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Of course they don't want to... they also want real women and real men.

[–]RedEyedWarriorGay | Male | 🇮🇪 Irish 🇮🇪 | Antineoliberal | Cocks are Compulsory 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Which leaves me to wonder: why are TRAs recruiting so many vulnerable and impressionable youths to be trans? That reduces their dating pool.

[–]TransspeciesUnicornI sexually identify as a mythical sparkly equine 10 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 0 fun11 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I think some of the TRAs recruiting kids are among the minority of trans people who are actively attracted to other trans people. Oddly enough some transgenders seem to be chasers themselves, and have a fetish for other transgenders.

And the rest are just stupid. As we've seen, TRAs aren't too big on intelligence or logic. Or being in touch with reality in general. Or comprehending long-term consequences. These dumbasses don't seem to realize that recruiting "trans kids" is a huge liability for them. Sure, their numbers might get a boost in the short-term but in the long-term they're just creating more detransitioners and drawing more scrutinizing eyes towards their movement. Of course I guess if they actually were the types to put thought into long-term consequences, a lot of them wouldn't be trans in the first place...

[–]RedEyedWarriorGay | Male | 🇮🇪 Irish 🇮🇪 | Antineoliberal | Cocks are Compulsory 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You’re right. The only reason TRAs have been successful thus far is because people who see the movement for what it is get silenced.

[–][deleted] 16 insightful - 10 fun16 insightful - 9 fun17 insightful - 10 fun -  (1 child)

19 days ago, calls his partner "he" and says:

For reference, I'm bisexual and have mostly been with girls

Dude's profile isn't doing him any favors. He seems to be a chaser, who also wants to be chased? s/ItsAFetish

[–]RedEyedWarriorGay | Male | 🇮🇪 Irish 🇮🇪 | Antineoliberal | Cocks are Compulsory 14 insightful - 1 fun14 insightful - 0 fun15 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I knew it. No way would a straight man date another man, even if both of them were delusional.

[–]julesburm1891 17 insightful - 4 fun17 insightful - 3 fun18 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

But, no, this isn’t a fetish the queer crowd proclaimed.

[–]RedEyedWarriorGay | Male | 🇮🇪 Irish 🇮🇪 | Antineoliberal | Cocks are Compulsory 13 insightful - 3 fun13 insightful - 2 fun14 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah, that is pretty gay if you ask me. And not the kind of gay these two bisexual men and their enablers think. But hey, good for them if their relationship makes them gay as in happy.

[–]Finnegan7921 11 insightful - 4 fun11 insightful - 3 fun12 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

How are we tolerating such blatant mental illness within society ? An alleged woman is complaining that 'her girlfriend' has a bigger schlong than 'her'. It's like the rest of us are Mugatu with the crazy pills.

[–]IridescentAnacondastrictly dickly 8 insightful - 6 fun8 insightful - 5 fun9 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

I'm really glad the relationship I have with my husband has enough substance that we don't need to spend cognitive CPU on who has the bigger dick.

[–]Q-Continuum-kin 7 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

I'm amazed that whatever genes make this type of brain exist made it through the middle ages.

[–]Wanderingthehalls 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I was eating when I read that. Eating!!!!!

Make a fucking plushie of it?!?!?!? WTAF?!?!?!

[–]hufflepuff-poet 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I've got her to keep her underwear on more often so I don't get reminded about it, which makes me feel terrible cause my partner's genitals should make me feel happy and not sad.

Yes! If you're partner's genitals make you sad, you should take a good hard look at your relationship and why you're in it and of you truly want to be. Sex with your gf/bf should bring y'all closer, not be filled with shame and disconnect.

Hey I'm in a very similar position! (my gf wants to get bottom surgery though so one day I'll be free) My approach is to ask for more praise and worship, it helps me feel better. And even if you're slightly smaller she can still enjoy how big you are! It's not like she's ever had her own dick inside her. But yeah it still sucks. It would be nice if I was bigger 😅

Woah, celebrating their partner's eventual self-harm because they don't want to work on their own insecurities.

How are any of these people in successful long-term relationships?! Nothing but head games; abusive games of play pretend and make believe.

LGB is about being your authentic self and loving openly and honestly, not the abyss of delusions this is.