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[–]Criticallacitirc 45 insightful - 1 fun45 insightful - 0 fun46 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

I always laugh at these larping women when they say they regularly go to bathhouses. Firstly bathhouses are on the decline and it's very easy to find gay men who have never been to one. So to see these larpers act as if it is still an important part of gay mens lives is ridiculous and disconnected from reality.

Secondly, a bathhouse really is the pinnacle of how male homosexuality expresses itself. Sex driven, anonymous, aggressive, emotionless, entirely driven by how you look. These are the same people who try to say that attraction/sex is more than the body/genitals its about the person. Yet they claim to be regulars who wander into temples devoted to the male body and male genitals.

If it were true, there'd be way more posts crying because they were unable to hookup at the bathhouse. In my younger days I used to go and there would be many nights I'd strike out ( I consider myself conventionally attractive, especially when I was young ) so they claim that these misshapen women are having regular success at gay bath houses really is laughable.

[–]hufflepuff-poet 23 insightful - 7 fun23 insightful - 6 fun24 insightful - 7 fun -  (1 child)

I have a funny story related to gay bathhouses! When my best friend first came out as gay, I was the first person he told and I wanted to take him to a gay club to meet guys. I was still living the closeted life, even to myself. So I didn't really know any gay clubs,and looked some up on yelp. Welp, the spot I suggested was actually a gay bathhouse and when we pulled up it was closed and didn't look like a club. I showed him the yelp and he reads a few reviews and starts laughing and tells me that this isn't a club, it's a bathhouse for gay guys to meet and hook up. Lol my female self would definitely not have been a welcome sight at this spot! We laughed, he teased me and we found a cool gay spot in the city and danced the night away! Ahhh the good ole days, before gender came to town 😭

[–]Rag3 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That’s a cute story. 😂

[–]xanditAGAB (Assigned Gay at Birth) 17 insightful - 4 fun17 insightful - 3 fun18 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

Not if there are bi men there also. An easy hook up with a boyish female who needs validation sex lol

[–]Criticallacitirc 19 insightful - 3 fun19 insightful - 2 fun20 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

I'm not bi , so I can't say. However in my experience Bi men enter these spaces to get something they aren't getting in their regular life, cock.

[–]Ladis_Wascheharuum 10 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 0 fun11 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Never been to one, but I could see a bi man who "struck out" with men, as you say, going, "Eh, good enough" and settling for the desperate woman.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I will tell bi friend stay clear she look type b fake pregnancy for attention.

[–]JulienMayfair 24 insightful - 9 fun24 insightful - 8 fun25 insightful - 9 fun -  (1 child)

"Which one of these does not match the others?"

[–]lovelyspearmintLesbeing a lesbian 8 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

The one with a paunch.

[–]GreykittymommaMagical lady 💜 25 insightful - 3 fun25 insightful - 2 fun26 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

That person is not attractive in either gender. Especially to be used in promotions. How sad. Also, mentally just not there. Poor thing.

I love cock too but I keep my vagina away from the gays, they frown on vagina generally.

[–]Dromedary 9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 0 fun10 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Strong agree; not attractive at all. I don't know why thus gay male bathhouse thinks this is going to attract new customers, more likely keep them away in droves. Her? No thanks.

[–]MarkJeffersonTight defenses and we draw the line 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

A lot of people trans because they are desperate and believe that they'll somehow look better just larping as the other sex, or believe homosexuality is just a kink and think they have lower standards or something compared to heterosexuals(I know they think that about Bisexuals). Then they whine when they find out it's not true and their transition is not gonna attract any gays after all.

[–]cutenoobies 22 insightful - 8 fun22 insightful - 7 fun23 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

Has a classic Karen hairstyle.

[–]xanditAGAB (Assigned Gay at Birth) 21 insightful - 1 fun21 insightful - 0 fun22 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Needs to happen so gay men can see it in their spaces

[–]shveya 17 insightful - 9 fun17 insightful - 8 fun18 insightful - 9 fun -  (0 children)

Most people who walk past that building probably just think "Why is there a woman in a too-tight sports bra in the men's locker room?"

[–]GreykittymommaMagical lady 💜 14 insightful - 13 fun14 insightful - 12 fun15 insightful - 13 fun -  (0 children)

Looks like she is pointing up her own skirt wondering where the dick at lmao

[–]Cable 14 insightful - 12 fun14 insightful - 11 fun15 insightful - 12 fun -  (0 children)

Did she ask to speak to the manager to get in?

[–]ChunkeeguyTeam T*RF Fuck Yeah[S] 13 insightful - 11 fun13 insightful - 10 fun14 insightful - 11 fun -  (0 children)

Gay sauna's 'Going Out of Business' Sale

[–]Hannibalboy93 11 insightful - 8 fun11 insightful - 7 fun12 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

we need all gay male bath houses to be 50% non binary females who identify as gay men to be more inclusive, so it can be equal and defeat the PaTriarChy. Gay men need to unpack and unlearn there sexuality and stop hating woman. It doesn't matter if I have tits, and look like a woman, it only matters what I identify. Have sex with me bigot. Also this goes for Lesbians as well when it comes to trans woman, lesbians should be interested in 10 inch lesbian clits, if you don't your transphobic. cis gay men and lesbians are the weakest link in the LGBTQIA++2QQTIABX123XYZ comminity.

[–]Hannibalboy93 10 insightful - 6 fun10 insightful - 5 fun11 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

awww how cute girlie, I mean bro, what a stud. That lesbian was bringing all the gay boys to the yard.

[–]GoValidateYourselfuseful lesbian 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Anyone looking at that poster will think she's a token lesbian. Not one will mistake her as a "fellow gay man"