I'll be traveling to India shortly. Since I'd rather do anything else, including shoving a rusty butter knife into my neck, maybe some of you hackers can find me these streetshitting spammers and I'll go visit them to make it interesting. Double XP for Darashan Hodgienuts??

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[–]jet199Instigatrix 8 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Please do a travel report. We need irl experience because there is so much hype around India at the moment.

Also remember don't eat anything that isn't served piping hot.

[–]SMCABwhatever[S] 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Will do, all good tips. I've been there before, and our host puts us up at the nicest places, but I've been sick both times I've been and have z-packs on hand.

[–]Smalls 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

My great uncle told me that he used Coca-Cola out of a sealed bottle to help brush his teeth because he was afraid of water. Some of the locals would take used water bottles and fill them with river water and try to sell them as new filtered water. This was back in the 1980's.

[–]neolib 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I think this [name] spam comes from some reputation management company, possibly to hide some embarassing story in Google results. That's who should be visited, not their individual clients (though maybe clients too, why not).

Also I think Saidit is recommended in some SEO guide because it doesn't wrap links in noindex tag, and that's where from all those spammers come.

[–]SMCABwhatever[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Well if I sniff out any talk of spamming, I'll get on it.

[–]Musky 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

Ugh, India. Good luck with the smell and bacteria in your food. Don't go swimming in any holy rivers.

Maybe you can check out one of the Indian spammers pushing hookers, might get some interesting STDs we don't have in the developed world.

Bring me back some oxycodone.

[–]Entropick 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

ketamine. s-isomer indian ketamine, this is what you want.

[–]SMCABwhatever[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Man I'm in a really bad negative thought pattern about it. This will be my third time there. India isn't all that bad, I enjoy the food and we don't even come close to slumming it, but it's the flight man, the flight is UNBEARABLE!

Get this, my doctor wouldn't give me 2 Xanax for the flight. I asked for two 1 MG Xanax. One there, and one back. That and a couple drinks would have done the trick. She wouldn't do it. What a bitch. Never called in asking for a damn thing from a doctor ever. I've never asked for meds in my life. I was floored.

I'll do my best.

[–]asterias 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

India isn't all that bad

That doesn't sound that convincing.

[–]SMCABwhatever[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Okay, it isn't. I'm glad I went once. It's just not somewhere I'd want to go more than that. It's the Taj Mahal and then everything else. Just my opinion.

[–]Musky 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Doctors have become useless these days, you can't get anything effective.

[–]SMCABwhatever[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It was mega frustrating. I mean I asked for 2 pills with no refill. My history would show if I was chasing pills. All they made me do was commit a crime by getting them elsewhere. I honestly cannot deal with the plane flight, I mean I could, I've done it, but it wasn't pleasant and very taxing .

[–]Entropick 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

At least, please, take a shit on the street and report back how it feels. I'm really wanting to try it myself.

[–]SMCABwhatever[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Since I've never been to San Francisco, and never plan on it, I'll have to try it elsewhere where it's acceptable.

[–]GuyWhite 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Send us a picture of a street shitter shitting on the street.

[–]SMCABwhatever[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'm sure I'll see it, I always do. That's no joke.

[–]Dreizehn 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

India = Green Apple Splatter

[–]Titanic 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Shit hole country.

Maybe try talking to "scammer payback" on youtube? He could tell you where they are.

Maybe you can go into their complex and spray saltwater into their computers. It conducts electricity really well.

[–]binaryblob 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I find it embarrassing that I share a planet with them. If you look at a population distribution map of the world and count the places that do not suck, it's such a tiny percentage. In they eyes of those people those places are "rich". Sure, but in my opinion everyone on Earth is poor. Nobody on Earth even owns an anti-matter fusion powered spaceship. We haven't even managed to solve energy scarcity.

Humanity is so fucking poor to the point that billionaires are even poor. The moment humanity would ever have that insight, perhaps we could actually become rich someday.

Any country in which you can get raped on a bus, is probably not such an enlightened area.

[–]Canbot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

Why don't you get a job there, then take them down from the inside?

[–]SMCABwhatever[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Doesn't pay enough to live the lifestyle I've grown accustomed to.

[–]Canbot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Sacrifices must be made to make the world a better place.

[–]SMCABwhatever[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Well I'm not a hacker, I asked for help, nobody helped me, I can't wander around India looking for spam factories. If I happen upon one I'll set it on fire. Best I can do at this point. You might just have to keep scrolling past it.

[–]Canbot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Look in the classifieds for job openings. They are always hiring because they have a huge turnover.

[–]SMCABwhatever[S] 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

So I just used the classifieds online and actually found a spam factory dedicated to saidit!

I contacted them, and told them I wanted to get a jump on applying there so all the paperwork would be set when I got there. I told them I had an affinity for spamming saidit specifically, and I had done all my research on Darshan Hindiballsack and have many links ready to post.

Now get this, he said, "Unless your username is Canbot, we're not interested. Canbot clicks on every spam post and reads every article and he seems to be the only one truly qualified."

I told him I was not Canbot, and he asked me to message you and let you know. He also said it pays 1000 rupees an hour, that seems like a lot bro.

Sorry man, I tried.