I'll be traveling to India shortly. Since I'd rather do anything else, including shoving a rusty butter knife into my neck, maybe some of you hackers can find me these streetshitting spammers and I'll go visit them to make it interesting. Double XP for Darashan Hodgienuts??

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[–]SMCABwhatever[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Doesn't pay enough to live the lifestyle I've grown accustomed to.

[–]Canbot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Sacrifices must be made to make the world a better place.

[–]SMCABwhatever[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Well I'm not a hacker, I asked for help, nobody helped me, I can't wander around India looking for spam factories. If I happen upon one I'll set it on fire. Best I can do at this point. You might just have to keep scrolling past it.

[–]Canbot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Look in the classifieds for job openings. They are always hiring because they have a huge turnover.

[–]SMCABwhatever[S] 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

So I just used the classifieds online and actually found a spam factory dedicated to saidit!

I contacted them, and told them I wanted to get a jump on applying there so all the paperwork would be set when I got there. I told them I had an affinity for spamming saidit specifically, and I had done all my research on Darshan Hindiballsack and have many links ready to post.

Now get this, he said, "Unless your username is Canbot, we're not interested. Canbot clicks on every spam post and reads every article and he seems to be the only one truly qualified."

I told him I was not Canbot, and he asked me to message you and let you know. He also said it pays 1000 rupees an hour, that seems like a lot bro.

Sorry man, I tried.