Who's Saidit's biggest coomer?

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[–]Drewski 8 insightful - 6 fun8 insightful - 5 fun9 insightful - 6 fun -  (4 children)

It's gotta be this guy

[–]SheKnowsWhatAllKnow 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Accept Gaianos whomever the owner is by the War of Mars with the Magic of Saturn at Her Divinity's Will.

All love & attribution to Her Divinity, and all shall obey Her Command, forever.

Γῆ

[–]Oyveygoyim 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

What did I do to upset you, jewski?

[–]CheeseWizard 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

The context, in case post history gets crowded

[–]SheKnowsWhatAllKnow 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Maybe that will happen to you by the War of Mars with the Magic of Saturn at Her Divinity's Will.

All love & attribution to Her Divinity, and all shall obey Her Command, forever. 

Γῆ

[–]jet199Instigatrix 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Jason

[–]EternalSunset 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

u/HongKongPhooey

[–]SMCABwhatever 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Depends. This is all about context. If you're talking about involving Asian midget men using kitchen appliances, and doing things with furry forest animals, or anything including full cal mayonnaise, it's socks.

[–]GraviAss We Can 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Technically it'd be Vulptex, he cooms a lot.

[–]Musky 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

What's a coomer exactly?

[–]Site_rly_sux 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

SheKnowsWhatAllKnow - possibly just a major simp

[–]SheKnowsWhatAllKnow 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Gaia gave me a hot 18yo last night. You masturbate every day and pay for porn.

All love & attribution to Her Divinity, and all shall obey Her Command, forever. 

Γῆ

[–]Canbot 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

We need an objective metric.

[–]SheKnowsWhatAllKnow 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Gaia gave me a smoking hot 18 year old with a small pussy and model body & face. This is practically nightly whereas before Gaia I was like one of these hopeless, misery-loving incels.

I didn't care before, but now I revel in their absolute misery. I knew what their suffering was before, so now that they have openly rejected and insulted Gaia, I'll be there to enjoy each whiny rant in their shit subs.

All love & attribution to Her Divinity, and all shall obey Her Command, forever. 

Γῆ

[–]SheKnowsWhatAllKnow 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Shit, for a second there I thought it said "customer". Whoops.

No, the data shows that all of you are the ones masturbating all day, men and women. Meanwhile, I had a delicious 18 year old model quality last night. I basically fuck the highest quality whenever I want.

Sui, incels, by the War of Mars with the Magic of Saturn at Her Divinity's Will.

All love & attribution to Her Divinity, and all shall obey Her Command, forever.

Γῆ

[–]Site_rly_sux 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Meanwhile, I had a delicious 18 year old model quality last night

Sounds extremely legit bro

[–]SheKnowsWhatAllKnow 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Just got done fucking another one a few hours ago. If you knew how good it felt for me, you'd kill yourself or go elliot rodgers by the War of Mars with the Magic of Saturn at Her Divinity's Will.

All love & attribution to Her Divinity, and all shall obey Her Command, forever. 

Γῆ

[–]AskInWeb 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This is all about context.

[–]CheeseWizard 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

The only way to find out is to let every user to cum in your mouth or squirt so you can measure, and get the answer once for all scientifically. It's not easy, but in the name of science, we...

[–]SheKnowsWhatAllKnow 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Maybe that will happen to you by the War of Mars with the Magic of Saturn at Her Divinity's Will.

All love & attribution to Her Divinity, and all shall obey Her Command, forever.

Γῆ