Happy birthday

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[–]hfxB0oyA 9 insightful - 7 fun9 insightful - 6 fun10 insightful - 7 fun -  (1 child)

That's the face of a kid who used to pull the wings off flies at recess.

[–]DELINQUENTFELON 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'm getting a boner cuz I keep looking at that picture

[–]SMCABwhatever 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (8 children)

So she was always an ugly globalist commie?

[–]IkeConn 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Yes.

[–]HonkyTonky 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

If she's under 18 I still want to go over and have pizza with her but this isn't one of those Chris Hansen to catch a predator things is it cuz if it is I'm only picking up condoms on the way over cuz you know I thought she might want them to make party balloons or something

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That was Bill Clinton's college fuck. That must have been embarrassing.

[–]passionflounderPaper tiger 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

A cautionary tale of the tragic results from mistakenly throwing away the baby and raising the placenta.

[–]HonkyTonky 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

She was a very cute little girl

[–]RR_2023 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

She was attractive as a young lady, too. Like a lot of women.

Daughter, less so.

[–]Blackhalo 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

She looks too much like Webster Hubbel...

[–]HonkyTonky 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

She was really cute in that pic I like that

[–]gosso920 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It never gets old.

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

420% tone deaf demon

[–]Tom_BombadilBombadildo 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That woman had a baby with Webster Hubbell.

[–]WoodyWoodPeckerHah he he he hah! 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'd call her a cunt but it would be an insult to cunts. https://images.saatchiart.com/saatchi/1938901/art/9209459/8272591-ZMGPOUSX-7.jpg

[–]Blackhalo 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

This will never stop being funny.

[–]Tarrock 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

It's that time of year again, huh?

[–]HonkyTonky 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I just ate an entire box of tampons

[–]twolanterns 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

evil is a 'learned' behavior

[–]WoodyWoodPeckerHah he he he hah! 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Hillary studied at an Ivy League University for a Law Degree, so she learned all her bad behavior from the University. /s

[–]twolanterns 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I recall the old joke - lawyers are larval-stage politicians

[–]WoodyWoodPeckerHah he he he hah! 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

https://www.paralegaledu.org/blog/20-lawyer-jokes-you-should-never-tell/

[–]passionflounderPaper tiger 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

"Okay class, settle down now. Now miss Rodham, can you spell your word for the class?"

"Yes ma'am. My word is 'deplorable'... d-e-p-l-o-r-a-b-l-e; deplorable. The children are deplorable. The teacher is depl,,,,"

"That's fine miss Rodham, you can sit down now."

"The deplorable teacher better hush up!"

"Miss Rodham, be seated!!"

BOOM!!! thud

"The deplorable teacher committed suicide"

[–]DELINQUENTFELON 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I just ate an entire box of wood stick matches

[–]Megatron95 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Don't light up your farts.

[–]DELINQUENTFELON 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I know why Bill married her it's cuz she's got a real purrty smile.

[–]boston_blackie 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Psychopath

[–]Hematomato 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I wish we could see the version of the world where she was President. It would be, if nothing else, interesting.

[–]RandumbZer0 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Talk about a load that should've been swallowed!