Step-by-step guide to squirting as '69% of women experience it' during orgasm

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[–]weavilsatemyface 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (12 children)

97% of the people on Saidit are shocked to learn that women can orgasm. And 50% of them think that they shouldn't be allowed to.

[–]Chipit 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

They don't have the thundering ejaculatory orgasms that men have. They also don't ejaculate. It's physically impossible. The "squirt" is loss of bladder control. It's urine.

Next time you watch a porno with this (eww gross) you'll notice it comes out of the pee hole.

[–]jet199Instigatrix 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

Nope. It's natural lubrication. The gushing water which is faked in porn is nothing like actual female ejaculation.

[–]Chipit 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

It's not faked, it's urine. Watch it come out of the pee hole.

[–]JasonCarswellMental Orgy 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Step away from a computer screen, and watch it in person for a very different authentic experience.

[–]Chipit 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Women are physically incapable of ejaculating. They do not have a prostate gland.

[–]JasonCarswellMental Orgy 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

If it's necessary, how is it that you ejaculate absurdities through your keyboard?

[–]Chipit 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

DOH HO HO HO HO HO

[–]weavilsatemyface 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They don't have the thundering ejaculatory orgasms that men have. They also don't ejaculate. It's physically impossible.

https://www.jsm.jsexmed.org/article/S1743-6095(15)33346-4/fulltext

"we provided new biochemical evidences demonstrating that the clear and abundant fluid that is ejected in gushes (squirting) is different from the real female ejaculation. While the first has the features of diluted urines (density: 1,001.67 ± 2.89; urea: 417.0 ± 42.88 mg/dL; creatinine: 21.37 ± 4.16 mg/dL; uric acid: 10.37 ± 1.48 mg/dL), the second is biochemically comparable to some components of male semen (prostate‐specific antigen: 3.99 ± 0.60 × 103 ng/mL)."

[–]package 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Sounds like someone is in denial about getting peed on

[–]JasonCarswellMental Orgy 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

That's a whole other story, and it's not as bad as it sounds, nor as interesting, nor a good idea.

Try anything once or twice, but also know when to quit.

[–]weavilsatemyface 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

The high-volume, high-pressure "squirting" you see in porn is mostly watered down urine. Watersports aren't my thing, but if nobody is harmed by it, who am I to judge other people's kinks?

On the other hand, female ejaculation is provable not urine, it is similar to the fluid released by the male prostate. In females that would be Skene’s glands which are found in the vagina.

[–]package 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Bro no one is saying women can't cum. There is no amount of squirting, high or low pressure, that isn't piss. If you have experienced any amount of liquid during sex that isn't primarily contained within the vagina you have been peed upon and brought great shame to your family.