WTF is natural flavor? This is my first Nikolai. Chairs.

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[–]StillLessons 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

They are the extract of the Natural Flavor tree, which grows in central New Jersey, very close to I-95.

[–]hennaojichan 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Gizmo left her mark?

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Yeah, he got carried away playing. Gizmo is a masculine child.

[–]hennaojichan 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Good photo and good subject. Bless its pointed little head. Chairs and Tables.

[–]Bridgeheadprod 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

A human child did that to you? Chairs comrade

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

Feline, my beautiful monster, Gizmo.

[–]JasonCarswellMental Orgy 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

My cat does not scratch me. You're asking for it.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Ay, ay, a scratch, a scratch!

Not letting a cat bite and hold you is like not ever hugging your kid. They communicate so much that way.

[–]JasonCarswellMental Orgy 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Not all cats are compelled and all cats can be trained. Different stripes for different cats. They don't need to hurt me and I don't need to discipline them once they learn.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Gizmo isn't poorly trained, he just isn't trained to restrict his essential cat nature, which is not really suited to human skin so much. I like that if he's mad at me he'll nip instead of piss on something. I like the bond play fighting forms. A certain kind of lose grip is a lot like a hug. What are a few scratches compared to that?

Besides, wife said I pussified the last two cats too much.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

How is it possible to pussify a cat. Also, I'm sorry to inform you of this, but Gizmo just needs to be cuddled into submission.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I had them totally bent to my will. Like one might break a horse. Gizmo only cuddles on his own terms.

[–]NodeThis is my flair. There are many like it, but this one is mine. 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Government regulations define natural flavors as those that derive their aroma or flavor chemicals from plant or animal sources, including fruit, meat, fish, spices, herbs, roots, leaves, buds or bark that are distilled, fermented or otherwise manipulated in a lab.

So, could be anything from pureed bugs to an extract from muskrat glands.

You've gotta fight back next time your pet tries to abuse you!

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

to understand natureal flavor... run a couple of fingers up your butt crack and then lick your fingers..

see what i mean?

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I bet we can have alcohol candles in the boat.... You wwnt we get the higg oroof etuff wnd drink w liikt bir of it?

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

u/Jasoncarswell, would you paint this on velvet for me?

[–]JasonCarswellMental Orgy 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

u/Jasoncarswell, would you paint this on velvet for me?

I certainly would. If serious, this requires a longer discussion.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

I am interested in having an original Carswell, whether or not I can afford it is a different matter. Draw me like one of your French girls.

[–]JasonCarswellMental Orgy 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Like a Toulouse-Lautrec?

You said paint something (a bottle or logo or scratched hand?), now you want a drawing of unspecified French girls.

You see why we need to discuss it to clarify. Get as specific as you can.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I was just making a Titanic joke. I'm thinking Revelations meets Aristocrats but with bears.

[–]JasonCarswellMental Orgy 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I was just making a Titanic joke. I'm thinking Revelations meets Aristocrats but with bears.

Your joke wasn't that huge.

Also, I didn't recall the dialogue.

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=Aristocats&iar=images

Very interesting premise. I'm wondering about the bears thing. Russian or another grizzly reason?

You have to give me more.

Interestingly, I edited a Baroque Dubstep track down and storyboarded before I even came to SaidIt for Zoon Politikon, but had only barely started the animation. When finished she could have it, and I would also use it for various purposes, then after 5 or 10 years it would be copyleft. I threatened many times to finish it to promote SaidIt as an ad, one of the many uses. I mention this because there's a shadowy cloudy double-headed eagle of empire (on the bottle, and many flags) that rises at the dark part of the audio track.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I called you up to
Annoint the earth
I called you to announce
Sadness falling like
Burned skin
I called you to wish you well
To glory in self like a new monster
And now I call on you to pray