I’m going to sleep with an 18 year old.

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[–]hfxB0oyA 9 insightful - 4 fun9 insightful - 3 fun10 insightful - 4 fun -  (6 children)

You're 35. Why do you write 'like' into every other paragraph?

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Cause I’m retarded?

Edit, fixed it.

[–]Node 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

She might be real, but this is a common scam tactic too. They can be very convincing, if you read some of the victim stories. Watch out for a rape accusation you'll need to pay to avoid. There's a whole range of unpleasant ending to this scenario. If you're in your hormonal years, you'll need to pay attention to which head you're using.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I’m not hormonal. Will knock her up, and let you know.

[–]JerkChicken 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Don't change who you are.

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Crypto woman identified

[–]Canbot 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

If you have no intention of marrying her then it is wrong.

If you haven't even been on a date yet don't count your eggs before you defiled them. She is probably going to rob you to fund her travels.

[–]JerkChicken 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Found the Mormon

[–]Canbot 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

The world was so much better when men had morals.

[–]ihaveyourdress 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

And she's 18 and much more likely to get pregnant than a 35 year old.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That’s a hope.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I agree. Will find out and post back.

[–]Entropick 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

I tried an 18 when I was 29 once...bad idea, it'll be a disaster, they're still children.

[–]JerkChicken 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

If we're going to define people by their knowledge, experience and psychological maturity, you'd have to call people children up until their 40's.

[–]Entropick 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

no disagreement here on that

[–]Node 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

the ability to deal effectively and resiliently with experience and to perform satisfactorily in developmental tasks (biological, social, cognitive) characteristic of one's age level.

It's pretty subjective, and subject to cultural and environmental factors, but yeah. One could say the peak of the transition curve is somewhere in the 40s range, and not be wrong.

[–]JerkChicken 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

It's fine, but you will inevitably find her personality annoying after the sex.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That’s okay.

[–]Clown_Chan 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Uhh..OK? lol

You are adult, do whatever you fucking want.

Just check if she's not actually some gay trooon, they love catfishing hetero men online, especially the black ones. Be carefull.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I will find out. And report back.

[–]Node 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

I’m only dating mixed black women right now.

Beastality is a crime.

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Wrong? I don't think so, she's a post-pubertal adult

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I agree

[–]dissidentrhetoric 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

I doubt she is real

[–]jet199 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

If she's black she could well be 45

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yea. I’ll find out and report back.

[–]binaryblob 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Ask for ID before you use any of her holes.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yea. I dunno. I think that might be an issue.

[–]Bigs 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

I think 18:35 is at the extreme end but it's acceptable.

I'd say be super fucking chill about it all. After all, that's what attracts her, and yeah, she might be fake, have "issues" or just exploring what she likes or doesn't. Just realize she is using you for her own whims or needs, whatever they are, so you're as much the prize to her as she is to you, so just have fun but be super, super fucking casual about it. That does NOT mean being dismissive or rude to her, be respectful but casual, cos this is probably a one-time encounter for fun and the experience.

It might lead to sex, or to just some cuddles, or to nothing, or to a long-lasting relationship. And it doesn't matter. It will be what it is, so stay frosty and chill.

You can do this. *bro fist

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Bro fist.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Bro fist.

[–]StillLessons 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Meh, sounds like a stripper to me. She's good at her hook. She's certainly hooked you...

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

-yea. That’s what I was thinking.

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I say go for it.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

O duck me.