2nd food poisoning in a week

ihaveyourdress · 2024-03-05T01:41:42+00:00

Stop eating so much hot sauce. And take some bicarb soda.

ihaveyourdress · 2024-03-05T01:41:00+00:00

Lavate los manos!

ihaveyourdress · 2024-01-09T22:44:31+00:00

You're a parent and you still want everything to be all about you.

ihaveyourdress · 2024-01-06T12:08:58+00:00

Apparently, the job of a journalist is to make stuff up and hit 'send'.

ihaveyourdress · 2024-01-06T04:09:34+00:00

I'm going to assume the parents don't know about this?

Also, "sewerside"? Has the reddit censorship gotten that bad?

ihaveyourdress · 2024-01-06T02:02:42+00:00

So he'd rather shoot up a school than just wait a few months to turn 18?

ihaveyourdress · 2023-11-24T09:41:29+00:00

Keep your corpophilia fetish to yourself .

ihaveyourdress · 2023-11-23T02:37:44+00:00

God dislikes all unrepentant sinners. No one's made an entire identity around every sin yet, though people try.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-11-23T02:27:25+00:00

You know the Making a Murderer guy was innocent too...until he committed a different murder.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-11-11T01:29:28+00:00

You like getting random dick videos?

I mean, you do you.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-10-11T16:53:25+00:00

Gay, gay, gay.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-10-09T11:51:46+00:00

And nobody will give most obvious answer.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-10-09T11:48:06+00:00

I thought it was his friends who made a GoFundMe for themselves.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-09-20T02:32:57+00:00

You don't think the kid that dresses in drag at school would be embarrassed by wining an award and getting everyone's attention?

ihaveyourdress · 2023-09-20T02:00:54+00:00

So, you were statutorily raped by an older man at 15?

ihaveyourdress · 2023-09-20T01:53:43+00:00

You're a rapist!

ihaveyourdress · 2023-09-20T01:09:00+00:00

Schizo in action. Someone collapses on the bus and the driver...kicks them off instead of calling 911?

ihaveyourdress · 2023-07-29T15:47:59+00:00

Bimboification hypnosis porn disrupts the brain.

Then the "the therapist" has to affirm your new identity or else it's conversion therapy.

I doubt there is any adult male that troons out that isn't also a huge porn addict. Hope they one day can look at themselves in the mirror and say, "I look ridiculous and I ruined my life over a sexual fetish."

ihaveyourdress · 2023-07-29T08:02:06+00:00

If they'd just ignore them. Canceling their domain every 4 minutes just makes them more sympathetic to the average person.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-07-29T07:54:25+00:00

downs syndrome girl

Did Family Guy write this? If she had leukemia, would they have called her "cancer girl."

ihaveyourdress · 2023-07-28T05:39:17+00:00

It's probably heavily moderated with a finger hovering over the ban button.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-07-25T00:58:36+00:00

But Hollywood would still never cancel them for being homophobic.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-07-25T00:52:49+00:00

I say she'll change her name and never be seen or heard from again, a la Tawanna Brawley.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-07-25T00:51:28+00:00

Is it Y2K all over again.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-07-25T00:30:57+00:00

When's she going to start dancing on tablets drunk at bars like the Bush daughters?

ihaveyourdress · 2023-07-25T00:18:36+00:00

how would SHE feel if I became annoyed whenever she talked about my Dad too frequently?!

Well, for one, your dad is (probably) real. That woman is a saint to listen to you go on and on about your pretend husband.

Go outside, do some jumping Jack's, touch grass and then meet a real boyfriend.

I know young people can get weird crushes that come and go but you couldn't find someone real to even like?

ihaveyourdress · 2023-07-20T00:16:46+00:00

But, slippery slope you Conservatives!

ihaveyourdress · 2023-07-15T00:35:46+00:00

I always thought it was understood to be the brother that committed the murder.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-07-15T00:33:13+00:00

I like men with hair arms and a man bun. I wouldn't want to look like one, though.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-07-08T18:05:59+00:00

And she's 18 and much more likely to get pregnant than a 35 year old.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-07-08T17:34:16+00:00

The people are so entrenched in the ideology, they'd push for a rape charge to validate their chosen gender.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-07-08T17:30:05+00:00

And he'll probably cut off her skin and try to wear it.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-07-08T16:32:48+00:00

Way back on the 90s, I was told the gays are the same as you and me. Except, they just so happen to like the same sex.

You can't dislike government overreach and want to bang dudes at the same time?

ihaveyourdress · 2023-06-19T22:11:04+00:00

And, just as always, it was the Ts who are the most offended.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-06-13T23:31:51+00:00

Everyone should have left back then.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-06-09T01:09:08+00:00

How do you "pretend" to have a penis?

At some point, they'll figure out it's made of mole hair and not real if it isn't actually attached to anything.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-06-09T01:00:04+00:00

If you don't want to be crushed for hours like this girl

ihaveyourdress · 2023-06-09T00:56:20+00:00

The mother just stood while a psycho stabbed her baby?

ihaveyourdress · 2023-06-09T00:52:04+00:00

We'll be in a The Lottery situation soon enough.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-06-09T00:48:35+00:00

Only if her name was Mulva.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-06-09T00:45:27+00:00

When they say, "women's hygiene" are they talking about periods or "women's healthcare"? Because I've never had to refer to those parts of the feminine anatomy when looking for period products.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-06-09T00:39:44+00:00

Good to know some women actually have a backbone.

You're one of the good ones! (Unironically, for once!)

ihaveyourdress · 2023-06-04T22:09:02+00:00

I was hoping to find this. I saw it on my Twitter feed but couldn't find it again.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-06-04T21:58:44+00:00

The sad thing is, lesbians would all be pressured to say yes to the "feminine penis". Even the super dykes.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-06-04T14:37:20+00:00

18 year old then:

18 year old now: pervy thirst comments to porn actresses

ihaveyourdress · 2023-06-03T23:36:45+00:00

Censorship. I'm one wrong word away from getting a permanent ban so I save my "controversial" opinions for here.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-06-03T23:32:59+00:00

A family of giants who are 6'5 and above.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-06-03T23:24:06+00:00

St. Petersburg. I worked for their local cable company and we got many calls from one guy because they would make appointments to get internet installed but the technician would never show up. I looked up his address and saw he basically lives on sex offender row!

ihaveyourdress · 2023-06-03T23:19:03+00:00

Free Range Children is the solution. Obviously, I'm not talking of abandonment or neglect.

But, if you have a 12 or 13 year old, you should be able to hand them a bus schedule (or app, I guess these days) and $40 and leave them at the train station and they should be able to get back home on their own.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-06-03T23:09:32+00:00

Exactly like real life!

ihaveyourdress · 2023-06-03T22:38:01+00:00

I've heard of this. People who never grew up with their relatives meet as adults and because of the familial connection, they end up getting the wires crossed and developing romantic feelings.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-06-02T00:53:35+00:00

So glad my state is sane. Kind of worried about the next few years when this stuff is pressured on us.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-06-02T00:47:50+00:00

Pornhub makes you trans confirmed.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-05-27T23:00:01+00:00

Could be ovarian cancer.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-05-27T22:29:20+00:00

The month of the Sacred Heart of Jesus. I will pray for the conversion of the souls of all the gay and whatever else people I know.

I'm boycotting Target now even though their in store Starbucks is the closest to my job.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-05-27T22:05:50+00:00

So many moments of that trial I was thinking, "is this real or a Law and Order episode?"

ihaveyourdress · 2023-05-27T21:59:43+00:00

I don't think people care about the act, they just don't want to see it or be affected by it.

If you can't afford the Motel 6, maybe you have some life choices to reevaluate instead of public sexual behavior.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-05-27T21:56:52+00:00

Majority Report is garbage anyway. Nobody actually likes Sam Seder.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-05-17T00:30:45+00:00

Yep, I'm pretty sure the forums are still around.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-05-14T12:16:52+00:00

They couldn't just make an obese criminal and a skinny victim?

It had to be the most controversial depiction possible?

ihaveyourdress · 2023-05-14T12:05:14+00:00

"Really? You don't know why?"

ihaveyourdress · 2023-05-14T11:56:57+00:00

Before I knew what reddit and kiwi Farms were, I used to hang out on TV Tropes. And YouTube can be interesting.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-05-13T17:58:28+00:00

Greta Thunberg is the least sexual person to ever exist.

She looks like she's 8 years old and a human rat hybrid.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-05-07T11:31:58+00:00

Got a week long ban about a month ago and my first 3 day ban in 2021. Coincidentally, (or maybe not) on subs that got banned shortly after.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-05-07T11:28:47+00:00

She must have found out after the fact, that he wasn't an astronaut millionaire, so then it became retroactive assault.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-05-07T11:17:55+00:00

You think anyone will take your comment seriously with that username?

ihaveyourdress · 2023-04-24T22:58:39+00:00

You don't have to get plastic surgery. Just be a good actor. Did nobody butt in to explain why this was a bad idea?

ihaveyourdress · 2023-04-24T22:46:00+00:00

They'd be very surprised by how Conservative the average black person is. Even if they do vote Democrat.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-04-24T22:43:33+00:00

TwoX Chromosomes is definitely all trannies.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-04-24T02:22:15+00:00

I like to call it "baby meth".

ihaveyourdress · 2023-04-24T02:16:30+00:00

I hope he has really great security.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-04-02T20:40:00+00:00

You mean necessary stigma?

The thing about kink is, why are certain things okay if it's a sex thing?

"My boyfriend is abusive. He hit me!"

"Call 911!"

"But, it was during sex and we have a safeword."

"That's a normal healthy sexual relationship."

ihaveyourdress · 2023-04-02T20:37:33+00:00

Or he was acting like a normal six year old and mom couldn't handle it while she was sobering up.

Quality parenting there.

Why not just claim he's ADHD and put him on baby meth like a third or more of Americans?

ihaveyourdress · 2023-04-02T20:32:34+00:00

Next on on show, "Can bees think?" "Research shows that no, no they cannot."

ihaveyourdress · 2023-04-02T20:27:40+00:00

Nobody, who isn't an influencer, wants their whole life on social media. Anyone Dylan dates would be forced to be. Otherwise, nobody would believe it.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-04-02T20:15:36+00:00

Just like the mods of TwoX are all men.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-04-02T20:10:44+00:00

Same old BS.

I know women who think they're gay because they never liked wearing dresses they're Grandma made for them as a child.

Are masculinity and femininity meaningless terms or is a boy who doesn't like sports or a girl who doesn't like dresses really the opposite sex? (Or gender. I don't know anymore.)

ihaveyourdress · 2023-04-02T20:04:49+00:00

"They may be a murderer, but the pronouns!"

Respect only goes one way.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-03-28T18:30:47+00:00

There's a 2015 movie with a similar premise called Circle.

(Not the Tom Hanks one.)

ihaveyourdress · 2023-03-28T18:16:41+00:00

When is she getting investigated by the FBI as a radical?

ihaveyourdress · 2023-03-28T11:47:07+00:00

I've been watching videos of the female to Male trans once they start taking testosterone and experiencing essentially teenage boy levels of anger and sky high libido they get depressed because they don't know how to handle it.

Versus a normal teenage boy who, of he has good parents, can steer their pubescent son the right direction. The dad remembers how he felt during puberty.

How do you steer your adult daughter in the right direction when she has the emotional reactions of a woman combined with the rage of a hormonal teenage boy?

ihaveyourdress · 2023-03-28T04:03:47+00:00

These people change pronouns as often as a normal person changes clothes.

It's hard to keep up.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-03-28T03:56:43+00:00

As opposed to the very real memories and pair bonding she will have from being with other men?

ihaveyourdress · 2023-03-28T03:18:42+00:00

I guess they figured out what a woman is when they could throw her under the bus.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-03-28T03:17:51+00:00

But all straight white males are evil MAGA Republicans even if they're a communist Trump hater.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-03-28T03:16:45+00:00

She made a manifesto, supposedly, if that's true then it had everything to do with being trans.

These psychos eat, sleep and drink trans, now it's not important? Maybe you should have been helping solve real mental health challenges instead of cutting off body parts, and stop riling up the masses calling every inconvenience "violence" and "genocide", then maybe this could have been prevented.

Hope none of those innocent children didn't lose a sibling and the starts their vigilante trans killer origin story.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-03-20T17:11:32+00:00

Little Thingies made me laugh out loud. It'd be funnier if it wasn't reality.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-03-20T14:49:22+00:00

Jazz should sue his mom. The mom wanted a girl and when they didn't get one, she made one. The physical and psychological issues she caused are unimaginable.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-03-18T22:26:32+00:00

You mean schizophrenia.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-03-14T21:49:16+00:00

Many of the things "all the kids are doing" I only ever heard of from my parents because they saw it on Dateline (or something similar). Granted, I didn't have a lot of friends in school growing up. Which might be a good thing if this is the stuff kids were doing.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-03-14T21:45:12+00:00

Get used to being the breadwinner. I'd recommend reading A Tree Grows in Brooklyn for a realistic view of marriage to a drunk.

Spoiler: it's not fun

ihaveyourdress · 2023-03-14T21:37:54+00:00

How did they not hear buzzing in the walls?

ihaveyourdress · 2023-03-14T21:34:04+00:00

It's totally not a cult, though.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-03-14T21:23:17+00:00

It's a bit like legitimizing the delusions of a schizophrenic instead of starting with the premise that they are unreliable.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-03-14T21:02:35+00:00

Notice how you don't hear so much drama from trans female to male about using male locker rooms or going to male prisons. They aren't as disillusioned about the reality of biology as they pretend to be.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-03-04T16:59:19+00:00

Or that's what men tell every girl, right?

"Intense pain" my ass. If it was that bad, you'd be curled up in bed. Not thinking about sex in any capacity.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-03-04T16:56:16+00:00

This is common for anyone weening off an addiction.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-03-04T16:53:17+00:00

100% They'll never be satisfied.

ihaveyourdress · 2023-03-04T16:50:18+00:00

Does...does the arm skin grow back?

ihaveyourdress · 2022-10-12T23:20:12+00:00

Oh, that's today. I wonder how that's going?

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