I didn't know there were simp conventions!

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[–]jet199 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

The statement

The proof

[–]RandumbZer0 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

They look as if none of them have seen a vagina since having been pushed thru one..?

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Made me chuckle.

[–]JasonCarswell 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I didn't know there were simp conventions!

Just look in the #subscribed chat to see a bunch of them fondling and sucking on socks', Edward's, and each other's girl dicks.

[–]FlippyKing 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

It may as well read "I wanted to get laid but all I got was this lousy tee shirt".

also, where is the pile of button down flannels they're going to put on after the picture is done. There's no way they are going out like that.

[–]asterias 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

So they have never heard of Pandora.

[–]Tiwaking 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

In nature, predators often camouflage themselves from prey

[–]filbs111 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I don't know the backstory to the photo. The idea of a simp club is funny. The idea of regular people going to work to pay the bills, instructed to wear the t-shirt and smile for the camera, with the implication that anyone with insincere smiles will be carted off to room 101, is a lot less funny and a lot more horrifying and likely closer to the truth. We like to think we wouldn't bend the knee, but who knows until it happens?

[–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Beta males. Not a single one of them is blonde, blue eyed, or ripped. Not one.

[–]aaarrgh 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Tell that to a muslim...